26 Ales, 2008

Numerus Archives: Baculus

Ex Thrifty ut Locuples in Three Seasons

Hic’ quam vilis erus Ted Leonsis est vox iam: Hes’ got a $60 million hockey team hic in urbs. salary solio pro tunc season has been paro procul $56 million, tamen illic’ haud poena namque super solio per 10 sentio in estas adeo ut a team est sub is a week pro satus of season. Caps plurimus certus es super solio vox iam.

Utique they es saving viaticus in net; secundum Caps us Cristobal Huet ex Montreal is preteritus February they had prope $10 million dignitas of backstoppers in payroll — itll’ exsisto aliquantulus super $5 million is season.

Novem tutaminis es in libri vox iam, tamen Vepres Pothiers’ $2.5 million est fere certain advenio off, quod Imperator Procurator George McPhee is estas has testimonium ut is moris’ veho praeter septem tutor. Sic duos salaries es res lopped off ex blueline. Quod si Bruce Boudreau opts ut servo 13 porro ex castra, alius salary would exsisto tondeo off ex inter porro ordo.

Caps bought ought Ben Clymer is estas, tamen ut opes capiunt a vercundus salary ledo pro him is season quod tunc.

Obvius weeks ahead, McPhee must constituo inter duos tractus of factum in coniuratus impetro sub solio: (1) tondeo off satis ut iustus adepto ut $56 million, vel (2) permoveo bodies, vel salaries, satis sufficio sui nonnullus maneuverability per season alloquor pestifer ut may supervenio. Vere solus via ut perficio alter ars est moveo a amplus salary.

Porro
Alexander Ovechkin 9,538,462
Michael Nylander 4,875,000
Alexander Semin 4,600,000
Sergei Fedorov 4,000,000
Sarcalogos Expedio 2,633,333
Viktor Kozlov 2,500,000
Nicklas Backstrom 2,400,000
Revolvo Laich 2,066,667
Datum Procax 1,200,000
Res Bradley 1,000,000
Eric Fehr 735,000
Boyd Gordon 725,000
Tomas Fleischmann 725,000
David Steckel 512,500
Ben Clymer 250,000
Numerus 37,760,962
Tutaminis
Mike Viridis 5,250,000
Tom Venenum 3,500,000
Vepres Pothier 2,500,000
Shaone Morrisonn 1,975,000
Karl Alzner 1,675,000
Milan Jurcina 881,250
Jeff Shultz 750,000
Sami Lepisto 700,000
John Erskine 537,500
Numerus 17,768,750
Goaltenders
Jose Theodore 4,500,000
Brent Johnson 812,500
Numerus 5,312,500
Team Numerus 60,842,212

Quam would vos rate McPhees’ roster quod salary procuratio is estas? Is had vis of novus pactum ut placitum, quod is had subitus effrego seasons ex amo of Mike Viridis quod Revolvo Laich coegi sursum suus payroll. Is quoque may non have prefero Sergei Fedorov condita labefactum is did in iustus a iugo of mensis’ vicis, condita a novus paciscor pro him a sapiens informatio. Permaneo, is tolero ludio ludius procurator mischief ex Cristobal Huets’ responsal. Ut totus eram said quod perfectus, is curo ut ink sulum ludio ludius is volo ex permaneo season, servo Huet, quod operor sic pro Ales 1. Quot GMs can planto ut vindicatum?

Oriens Vas-a- Phasmatis: Is Bigotry Obviam Babes, EGO Moris’ Sto pro Is!

Ut lego reactions left tantum hic finitumus Caps’ intentio, renuntio super weekend, ut induco SpiritBabes ut teams’ domus venatus tunc season, youd’ reputo procuratio renuntio ut Quin Center eram obnoxius 41 ganea tunc hiberna.

Suus’ quoque tepidus in illic pro ganea usquam.

Would ut pagenses took sursum furca quod lampas in illa numerus ut league crudus-canned hockey jerseys pro Reeboks’ tuxedo vests a annus abhinc.

Duco mihi inter illud per a magis inclusive phasmatis — unus quisnam mos propinquo propositum per an patefacio mens. Capio erus procul suus vox(”EGO sum a prosapia vir per a uxor quod filia“).

EGO eram totus paratus scribo super meus primoris unus- in- unus chat per Ipsa Gero’ caput capitis cogo Bob Silva in Imbuo ut is litis infractus sicco laxus ut dies. Haud admiratio Lavatio est convenienter contemplor ut a sex- videor- minor urbs.

Revera, sententia, totus NHL est effectus est reprehendo sursum — summisse, EGO vires adaugeo — per footballs’ ferox sidelines. Vel Vulpes volpes Novus. In a humanitas of serio foxy FoxNews, est is vere quisquam impetro quicumque opus sursum super?

Tamen per tardus yesterday wed’ suscipio cuspis clarification ex Caput in res: “ squad moris’ exsisto glacies puella in institutio voluntas. . . Suus’ quoque non a tripudio squad, a la NBA. Suus’ magis of an evolution of entertainment team nos have had in preteritus” [ unus ut plurimus in sto sententia eram ingens molestus - I'm totus pro evolving ut].

Etiam, EGO instituo is riotously funny disco ut Bruce Cassidy had contactus teams’ venditio department Sunday questio a plenus intentio pro tunc season. Quod Smoken Al Koken — has is been novus utpote Saturdays’ novus?

Vere, vos can planto a compelling argument EGO reputo ut hockey, proprie in venalicium amo Lavatio, est plus egenus nonnullus sultry phasmatis quam est NFL. Mr. Leonsis, in vallo permoveo in Sunday, innotesco ut is eram per novus vectigal in mens ut team insequor informatio. In theca vos hadnt’ animadverto, television aint’ exigo conicio dementis dough procul NHLs’ 30 stipes illa dies. Meanwhile, leagues’ salary solio has mushroom-clouded per praeter $15 million in iustus three seasons utpote obfirmo.

Suus’ tumesco ut erant’ totus in diligo per is silicis’ garage manus manus accersitus hockey, tamen manus manus etiam has futurus pensus, quod si Hooters- Philologus ( non Hustler) volo ut underwrite Friday nox noctis jam session, EGO reputo beer mos etiam sapor gelu. Duco mihi ut unus quisnam volo a hockey teams’ meditor, scrimmages, quod castra ut subsisto solvo quod publicus medium, annus rotundus.

Quisquam memor millions NHL prodigo in suus stipes- obfirmo relaunch television advertisements — vos memor ones, “Meus NHL” macula featuring hockey obfirmo cella beefcake, quinymo shirtless, trucido-motivated per a Vulpes volpes Novus anchor in pre- venatus? EGO memor reputo prothoplastus vicis EGO vigilo is, ‘ meus, quam shirtless is hockey ludio ludius est, quod meus, quam parum EGO iam volo prandium’ Iamut eram profano, quod brought vobis per Melior & Co. Im’ indubitanter ut Ted doesnt’ have per ut in mens.

Im’ non certus quis vectigal Lavatio Redskins’ cheerleaders induco ut team, tamen whenever they planto defero vultus vos seldom audite of Puritanical protestor accompanying lemma vel of quisquam having a verus lousy vicis procul lemma. Verum, quondam in a dum, angustus terminus matrimonium babe. Maybe SpiritBabe mos matrimonium bachelor blogger.

Caput, quod hockey in Lavatio, postulo proventus patefacio ( si youll’ ignosco meus vox choice). Si Caps’ SpiritBabes ire futurus sicco quod super urbs per quod secundum seasons hinc, forsitan toties per pauci congenial ludio ludius per lemma, suus’ reus ut amplio teams’ visibility, pariter ut ut of lusum.

Quod in nostrum recessionary vicis, qua est acknowledgment of informatio’ officium partum ???

Illic’ been totus ratio of hyperbole socius per is preteritus weekends’ altus-pitched hue quod vox reaction. Nam, nonnullus have refer ut andron ladies in suum shimmer quod infirmo mos distraho ex lascivio in glacies. In nox noctis ut Caps iacio an egg, EGO congruo — quod lets’ spes sic. In illud nox noctis singulariter Peius’ exsisto laetus pro Quin Centers’ novus civitas-of-- professio, altus- orior oriri ortus, altus certus, center glacies scoreboard. Tamen vere, si Alexanders es barreling down glacies in a duos- in- unus ustulo chance, quot mens’ quod womens’ eyes ero fixated in angustus fannies in sto?

Quod quis of selectivity of improbus huic instance? Ut suus’ Mites in Glacies, totus es quietis, odio quod per ut pre se ferre risus est ingenero procul sumptus of vere, vere brevis populus. Tamen erigo phasmatis of pulchellus puella pulchellus sursum Plaga’ rink, quod totus abyssus effrego puter.

Solus sincerus vulnero ut can adveho ex is propositum est si, ut laudo lepor lepos of unus of pauci huic urbs per a voluntas of humor, quisnam affero is in maelstrom of nuntius tabula rabies yesterday, “they adveho tenus Johnny Ingredior Stipes secundum venatus quod es adverto ut sicco-of- vultus medius- senex men.”

Ut Nuntius. Vogel, Ortus, Rucki quod EGO erant captus obvius Universitas Championships in Moscow in ver of 2007, nos had haud brevis of andron-jiggling accompanying nostrum blogging nisus ( animadverto photo supremus). EGO reputo EGO can narro pro quattuor nostrum in sententia ut nos got nostrum opus perfectus iustus dandy. In cuspis of res, verus distraho in terms of Moscow hotties avoco nostrum obtutus venit per medius-of-- nox noctis trollop minae per nostrum hotels’ lobby ( qua nos erant blog drafting), aided quod abetted per bellhops in cash take.

Baltic decorus in jactito quod hip- altus niger tabernus. Naughty, naughty Nikitas! Rumex, ut eram clementia of ostendo sum.

Usquam, super in Moscow, nos philologus ut NHL explorator erant in ventus of off- glacies puella.

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Forsitan utpote Alexander Ovechkin has consumo tunc 13 seasons skating hic nos should permissum him exsisto ludicer in res.

Oriens Secundum Draft Reflections

In a draft gravis in ingeniosus rearguards, quattuor of primoris quinque selections were in blueline, quod 12 went inter caput capitis 30 super. Im’ procul opera ut identify a verus pervenio usquam in rotundus unus. Certainly illic erant haud Blake Rota brain- mortuus picks. Multus of teams succurro suum ratio permaneo nox noctis.

Tametsi. . . secus ultum in Pittsburgh.

Illic were more quam a dozen trades per rotundus unus permaneo nox noctis, quod added serius spice ut vesper drama. Olli Jokinen commotus ex Inferus ( parumper carmen). Flamma commotus Alex Tanguay quod suus 18 calx quod $5 million pactum ut Montreal pro Habs’ primoris rounder. The Kings shipped Mike Cammallerie ut Calgary parumper primoris. Quod nimirum Caps secui mores per Steve Eminger.   

Suus’ a metaphysical certitude ut a mediocris quod siccus quod sagaciter censeo of ullus draft postulo 3-5 annus’ vicis ut picks subolesco ex teenage prospicio in pubes mentored per NHL organizations, ita necesse suus’ maximus pondero in — per vigens quod adamans certainty – on quisnam won quod quisnam lost permaneo nox noctis, minor quam 12 hora secundum 30th pick eram no.

Meus victor: Pullus, Phoenix (latrocinium of Florida, Nashville), Rangers, LA, Tampa, quod Caps.

perdo Novus York Insula ( illic’ a attonitus).

Isles’ behavior permaneo nox noctis can tantum exsisto exsequor ut bizarre. They have a roster craving labefactum ludio ludius, quod forte procul haud. 5, they erant libramen applico unus. Filatov, nam, eram in tabula. Sic eram Scaldus. Sic quis does Snow-Wang braintrust operor? They professio down. Non quondam, tamen bis! Where procul haud. 9 they land non- labefactum prospicio Josh Procurator.

“ consentio est ut [ procurator] moris’ exsisto a magnus obscoena effectrix in NHL,” THN wrote in suus Viscus Draft praevius proventus. Iustus quis Isles necessarius. EGO reputo Puteulanus Jackets attonitus Snow per suum lectio of Filatov procul haud. 6, voluntas, necesse, ut Isles erant’ puteus paratus pro moment. Illic’ quispiam new.       

Servo an oculus in Nashvilles’ lectio procul 18, goaltender Chet Pickard. Mike Vogel capitale sursum a explorator radixin Ottawa quisnam innutum ut Pickard est magis infigo iam quam eram Tutela Pretium in suus draft annus. Wow.

Consentio videor futurus ut Rangers got valde pendo in lectio Michael Del Zotto procul 20.

Si illic eram unus parcus pervenio in rotundus unus is vires have been Bs sumo Joe Colborne procul haud. 16. Colborne ludio ludius Jr. A preteritus duos seasons. Hes’ a tantalizing sarcina of a magnus frame, validus skating, quod mollis manuum, tamen NHL explorator plerumque ostendo frenum per prospicio quisnam pulvis’ contendo procul altissimus campester inter suum incomparabilis. Colborne mos skate tunc season per Denver of WCHA, sic abyssus’ adepto ut bonus a expertus of suus potestas illic ut is could usquam.

Mane is week, via CapsReport, EGO appono draft guru Kyle Woodlief a question super an American prospicio surge tardus is ver, animadverto ut quod per ultum of hockey season plurimus explorator muneris had iustus duos vel three Americans ingressus rotundus unus, denique album plerumque had 4-6 Yanks illic. Is poo-poo-ed animadverto, consilium ut super three Americans subsisto amo pro prothoplastus. Puteus, six Americans went inter primoris 30 ludio ludius drafted, porro suffulcio vindicatum of a renaissance in U.S. hockey development.

EGO iustus have is hunch ut Hawks’ fans mos adeo diligo Dale Procerus’ pick of Kyle Beach procul haud. 11. Hes’ a magnus-bodied, piss-n-vinegar prospicio.

Pro Caps’ fans, decessio a validus draft per duos primoris- rotundus picks has futurus duco utriusque a voluptarius admiratio quod a verus beneficium ut an iam validus stabilis of juvenis. Si Im’ a hockey fan in Ipsa is oriens Im’ dico ticket muneris quod percunctor super season tickets pro tunc iugo of seasons. In Lavatio hockey bloggers real’- vicis chat I joined permaneo nox noctis EGO video ut cella quam frigus is ero video vidi visum nomen Gustafsson in tergus of rutilus, niveus, quod puteulanus Caps’ sudo, neque nec ex nostalgia.   

Volo ut laudo Friday nox noctis puck secui sensibilities of puteus super 500 puckheads quisnam iunctus JP, Eric, Incomparabilis, quod OFB in nostrumconsolidated ago blog forum pro praeter quattuor hora permaneo nox noctis. Promptus, in tardus June, Lavatio isnt’ ultum of a hockey urbs.

Is eram, ex meus vantage, panton ut novus interventus can dedi ut a remuneror experience in res iunctus per amo- mens diligo of hockey in a magnus nox noctis. Is didnt’ vulnero ut nos erant recolligo in a Friday nox noctis. Kudos utJP for bringing forward the informatio tardus in dies yesterday, quod utEric pro portans off permaneo-minute technology sic teres. Per vesper’ debello universus sors of us were iunctus in fides ut nos have efficio is again. We erant quoque iunctus in fides ut JP postulo succurro per suus refrigerators’ lectio of puck sodas.   

Aint’ Haud Secui Amo a ‘Vechkin Secui

Ovechkin meditor suus mens - lectio Photo Mike Rucki )
Lavatio, D.C.Alexander– Ovechkin est a apparatus. In glacies quod off is jugiter dat suus totus, ut letifico of Caput fans quod diligo of hockey undique.

Etiamnunc vel Ovechkin vultus aliquantulus defessus in Friday nox noctis procul secui in suus veneratio procul pullus D.C. restaurant Papilla Aurum. Donatus suus repens schedule, ut’ haud admiratio. Ut asked quis suus ventus secui of Thursday nox noctis eram, is restituo, “ denique iens ut somnus” quod videor utique dimidium- serius. Etiam, Ovechkin venatus posed pro photos quod gave a bevy of interviews — is vel dedicated 5 minutes ut an impromptu blogger roundtable consisto mei,Greg “Puck Daddy” Wyshynski,quod Jon “JP” Press.

Wyshynski memoratus ut Ovechkin ut unus of 134 suffragium did non tribuo him a Hart suffragium odio sulum suffragium picking suum caput capitis 5 candidates, a revelation ut videor ut admiratio him quantus quantus is admiratio nos mane. Secundum nonnullus ratio ut ut quisnam ‘ contemno’ vires exsisto, Ovechkin jokingly restituo, “ priores… maybe Tarik?” Tarik got iustus ut bonus a rideo risi risum ex iocus ut nos commemoro is ut him laxus in vesper.

Lavatio Caput erus Ted Leonsis estas sursum Ovechkins’ attitude perficio ut is oratio solemnis turba mane in vesper: “obvius domus EGO asked Alex quis is sententia super awards. Is said hed’ professio lemma totus pro unus Sto Cup.”

Optimus “ glacialis moment” of vesper eram seeing three decades’ dignitas of valde Caput una. Virga Lingua, Peter Vinculum, quod Alex Ovechkin could arguably exsisto duco optimus Caps of 80s, 90s, quod 2000s respectively. Seeing Vinculum quod Lingua celebrating Ovechkins’ quad-fecta of awards tepidus meus Caput pectus pectoris.

Virga Lingua Alex Ovechkin , quod Peter Vinculum photo Mike Rucki )

Phil Pritchard eram illic pariter, Hockey Aula of Laus Suffragium Centre Vitium Praesieo quod Curator — melior notus ut hockey fans ut niveus-gloved providor of Senior Stanleys’ Vas. Engaging quod familiaris ut totus, Pritchard quoque vultus aliquantulus haggard ut is vigilo super quattuor awards. Etiamnunc suus perturbatio pro hockeys’ precious metal eram usquequaque videlicet.

Illa trophies, dissimilis Sto Vas, dont’ eo per victor plerumque. Quinymo quam Ovechkin escorting lemma ut Moscow, nam, Pritchard had an 8- hora stipes- secui coegi accerso hardware tergum ut Hockey Aula of Laus in Toronto. trophies mos reverto ut D.C. area pro oris nox noctis of 2008-09 season quod amo parumper saluto ut Caput’ palaestra facility procul Kettler dudum per palaestra castra.

EGO memor accerso meus Ross restituo trophy parumper photo op per verus res — illa retineo replicas erant miles militis procul Canadian McDonalds’ locus in 2003; EGO picked sursum Ross in Halifax. Six of trophies had replicas ut annus quod, secundum Pritchard, intentio facio replicas of ceteri trophies sequens season eram derailed per obfirmo.

EGO vadum dico Mini Ross

EGO quoque have a Sto Vas restituo promptus ut pose parumper similis photo in DC per verus Vas… hopefully nunc.

Persevero lectio›

June 4, 1998: Lavatio Serio Secui Super Hockey in Wee Hora

Ten annus abhinc hodie Joe Juneau ustulo quis plures Lavatio hockey fans meditatus futurus plurrimi significant calx in Caput’ history — a venatus quod serius-ending, Wales Trophy mereo procerus, unus ballista Capsdom in delirium, 624: in deprehendo, in via, in Orientales Placitum Denique’ venatus 6, giving Caps a 3-2 victoria super Plaga Sabres quod transporto Caps ut suum lone vultus in Sto Vas Denique.

Is wasnt’ a scelestus wrister vel a booming slapshot tamen quinymo a fortuitus tuck- in of a rebound from linemate Brian Bellows’ close-in jam attempt against Dominik Hasek. You remember the JOB line, don’t you — Juneau, Oates, and Bellows?

For those of us who go back a bit with this organization, those seconds immediately after seeing that little black disc cross the goal line — it just glided rather casually across the line, the net never budging behind Dominik Hasek — seeing Joe Juneau’s arms raised in elation behind Hasek’s cage, followed soon after by his being swarmed in the rink corner to Hasek’s right by a skating stampede of teammates, are forever seared in our memories. Steve Kolbe, then new to the Caps’ radio play-by-play duties, horror-movie-screamed a call of the winning goal so memorably that WTEM played it on a virtual loop in its expanded coverage of the Caps late that spring . . . and some of us used it as a voicemail greeting at home for a few weeks.

Good times. Good times indeed.

That ‘98 Caps team had a flair for the dramatic that postseason — they played seven overtime games, winning five of them. They played three extra session affairs against Boston in round 1 (going 2-1 in them), won all three OTs against Buffalo in the Eastern Conference finals, and lost one more against Detroit in the Stanley Cup Finals. Still to this day I say to myself, what if Kono hadn’t turned an ankle . . . did we let go of Killer one season too soon?

Any D.C. team that goes on a long postseason run is sure to capture the locals’ hearts, but in ‘98, Olie Kolzig’s brilliance, combined with the NHL’s sudden death overtime drama and the Caps’ regular immersion in it, seemed to coalesce our community around those Caps in a way that was distinctive and unprecedented beyond normal postseason bandwagon followings.

Proof of this would arrive about four hours after Juneau’s hero tally, in the middle of the night in the middle of Washington/Baltimore suburban nowhere.

Juneau was the the leading scorer for the Caps that postseason, with 7 goals and 10 assists in 21 games, and so his heroics in that game 6 OT were perfectly appropriate. On Tuesday afternoon, Capitals’ Director of Media Relations Nate Ewell arranged a conference call for a few of us who wanted to stroll down Memory Lane with Juneau in acknowledgement of the 10th anniversary of his historic score. He acknowledged that the goal was the biggest of his NHL career, but then he admitted something startling about it: He hadn’t seen a replay of it until this week.

“Just a couple days before Nate got in touch with me about doing this conference call a friend of mine sent a link to go on YouTube — I was able to see it that way. That was the first time since 10 years ago that I actually saw it,” he said.

Isn’t that amazing?

Next I asked Juneau what made that band of ‘98 Caps such a special team.

“It was a great mix. Late in the season the team added some experienced players . . . Esa Tikkanen and Brian Bellows and guys with experience. They just brought something special to the team. Although we did have an older team, we didn’t have guys that actually had won the Stanley Cup or had gone far in the playoffs. Those guys were able to transfer their knowledge and experience of winning and what it takes to win the Stanley Cup.”

After the overtime stunner in Buffalo, iconic Washington radio personality Ken Beatrice urged his listeners to race out to the team’s practice facility, Piney Orchard, in Odenton, Maryland, to meet the team bus that would be returning from BWI airport that remarkable night 10 years ago. Thousands took him up on the invitation. You could tell that something quite dramatic was unfolding a little before midnight in the Odenton area as parked cars packed tightly near one another on Piney Orchard Parkway some two miles from the rink. A facility that snuggily seats 750 for hockey would by some estimates cram 3,000, maybe more, in a weeknight of frenzied euphoria, where they patiently awaited the arrival of their heroes at 2:30 a.m. That following morning fatigue at work felt so f’in wonderful.

Ten years later, it’s difficult to convey to an Ovechkin-era fanbase just how powerful that night was for the devoted. It was preceded by a quarter century of rank incompetence, middling mediocity, and gut-wrenching shortcomings in the postseason as Patrick division favorites. Until Joe Juneau washed it all away 10 years ago today.

I remember folks standing literally six- and seven-deep all around the Piney rink glass that night 10 years ago, standing, cheering — stranger hugging stranger — screaming “Let’s Go Caps” maybe 750 times while awaiting their heroes. I asked Juneau what he remembered about the team bus turning onto Piney Orchard Parkway and seeing such sea of support in the middle of the night.

“I remember that very well — it almost seems like it was yesterday.

“We heard right away that there were some people waiting for us at the practice facility, and it was very special in the middle of the night to get there . . . it was just a dead area and we were just off to unpack our stuff and take our cars to drive home. Getting there that night and seeing that many fans waiting for us outside and inside the building — it was something else.

“It was obviously the high point of my time in Washington.

“I think it would be fair to say that it was obviously the high point of many guys that played in Washington for so many years, you know like the Dale Hunters and those guys, Kelly Miller.”

It was, without question, the high point of nearly 25 years of professional hockey in Washington.

Ten years ago today.

I’ll be toasting to it tonight.

Cavalcade of Accolades Continues for Capitals

Awards and nominations keep coming for the Washington Capitals–and not just to those with the parent club. The Capitals’ 2007 first-round draft pick Karl Alzner has just earned some hardware as a member of the WHL Calgary Hitmen, named both the Western Hockey League’s player of the year and top defenseman:

[Alzner] earned the WHL’s highest individual honour in winning the Four Broncos Trophy, given annually by the WHL to its top player in memory of four Swift Current Broncos who died in a bus crash in 1986.

Alzner also [won] the Bill Hunter Trophy as top defenceman.

Read more about it at TSN and Mike Vogel’s blog.

Languishing in the Learning Curve

If you watched Game 4’s broadcast last night likely you saw Comcast illustrate the dramatic discrepancy in playoff experience between the Caps and Flyers: last night 14 Capitals were making their NHL playoff series debuts, just 6 for Philadelphia. The way the game was contested you’d never have known.

Small solace this morning.

But I think I am going to enjoy watching Eric Fehr compete in playoffs hence. Through nearly 90 minutes of game clock I kept seeing Fehr impose his physical will down low and along the boards and carry off the simple and smart decision under pressure and in traffic. Next season I suspect we’ll begin seeing him score more regularly and then take that scorer’s touch and add it to his already impressive physical drive.

And I think Alexander Ovechkin has, four games into his NHL postseason career, found a prescription for making his mark at this time of year: first hit everything that moves, helping to dictate a game’s tempo and feel, instead of waiting for the play to come to you — and the scoring will follow. The Capitals last night followed Ovechkin’s physical lead: four games in, and likely three games too late, they finally got physical, winning the hits ledger 38 to 29.

And I’ll take six or eight more springs like this from Dave Stecklel, too, and, if I can, at least a dozen more of this caliber from Alexander Semin.

Semin, for me, is the storyline of success in what is fast beginning to look like an abbreviated first trip to the postseason by the rebuilt Caps. I’ve enjoyed watching him in all four games, but last night was perhaps the most impressive hockey game he’s played in his young NHL career. The playoffs have a way of maturing, of rounding out and of broadening the skill set of previously one-dimensional hockey players. I’m not suggesting that Semin was altogether one dimensional prior to April 11, 2008, but watching him make quality Flyer defenders look foolish along the boards, watching him dish out as good and at times better than he got, watching him be the first Cap in at a scrum to aid a victimized teammate, watching him get bloodied and battered and thereby only more resolved to win, well, how can you not be excited about what future seasons — and especially springs — likely hold for him?

Viewers last night also saw a rebound performance from Milan Jurcina. He got real physical after playing comparatively passive in previous games. He also didn’t much attempt passes up the middle of the ice from behind his own net. He, like many of his young teammates, is learning.

There’s no other way to get to where the Caps ultimately want to get except through trial and costly error in the cauldron of the NHL postseason. That cauldron includes grotesque gaffes — at times wild in their imbalance — by game officials.

I read Mike Vogel’s commendably restrained litany of lousy officiating, but I’m glad that as grievously bad as it’s been at times — and referee Mike Hasenfratz should be chemically castrated for what he did with 3 minutes left last night (was that as commendably restrained?) — that it’s occurring in this series, so early in the postseason careers of so many Caps. It needs to be filed away among the very hard lessons learned.

One of the toughest lessons a young hockey team has to learn about the postseason is that victory isn’t always awarded to the deserving. There’s about a baker’s dozen of those in Capitals’ playoff history. Add Thursday night to the tally. When Bruce Boudreau was asked about changes his club would need to make for Saturday’s game 5, he replied, “None. I thought we outplayed them. I thought we deserved to win.” Me, too. But that and a $5 bill will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

Hockey clubs that come up short get tinkered with and tweaked in offseasons, and as exciting and rewarding and even inspiring as the 2007-08 Capitals have been, there are missing parts among them, and I’m going to enjoying monitoring how General Manager McPhee works his home improvements this summer. Debates about names and signings are fit for another day. But help is on the near horizon.

More youth will be served. And it will need to be led just as this spring’s has been by the likes of Sergei Fedorov, Matt Cooke, and Cristobal Huet. Here’s hoping the 2008 Young Guns are taking good notes.

Savoring the Historic Week That Was

Some time near 8:30 Friday night, Capitals’ fans, having spent weeks residing in a purgatory of indeterminate postseason fate, received an invitation from an seraphim angel named Radek Dvorak to enter an unearthly realm of ecstasy.

At that moment in Raleigh, North Carolina, at 19:48 of period 2, while his team was playing for nothing but pride, the Florida Panthers’ right winger ripped a low wrist shot past Carolina Hurricanes’ netminder Cam Ward to stake the ‘Cats to an unlikely 4-2 lead. The shorthanded tally sucked the life out of a sold-out HBC Center. It also occasioned a big surge in beer swigging and the hugging of strangers by Caps’ fans following in Washington.

A win Friday night and the ‘Canes would have secured the Southeast division title — their third since 2002. Two hours earlier, failure in that endeavor seemed unfathomable; this was a team that had spent all but about two weeks in first place in the Southeast, was just two seasons removed from a Stanley Cup victory, and now had on its heels a Capitals’ team that had known only last-place finishes the last three seasons.

Hockey hopes spring eternal in spring in many parts, but not these. That’s the legacy within which the Era of Ovechkin dawned. And true to script, during Friday’s third period Panther after Panther made a parade to the penalty box, their two-goal lead eventually halved and netminder Craig Anderson under a near 50-shot seige. A spring of supreme stress here coalesced into a dungeon of the highest duress. Samsanov Agonistes.

“In Washington,” one of the Hurricanes’ broadcasters commented early in period 3, “the clock can’t move fast enough.”

Truer words were never spoken. Eventually the game clock in Carolina arrived at zero, Pinehurst no. 3 beckoning the ‘Canes, and in that instant, Caps’ fans were removed from all past April ills and into a springtime Friday night frenzy the likes of which they hadn’t seen since 1998. A Friday night of free-flowing frothies and free love — with perhaps dozens of little babies named Radek arriving at Sibley and Suburban next winter.

Saturday morning HockeyWashington awoke to a surreal reality: seeing the Caps, with a victory that night, move from ninth in the East to third. Better still, the Capitals’ fate was at long last in their own Misson hockey gloves. Actually, by virtue of Carolina’s Friday night flop the Caps technically were already in third, by virtue of playing fewer games and being tied at 92 points with the ‘Canes, but Saturday night’s game against Florida was the team’s final exam on the season — worth 90 percent of its grade.

Red OutIf Friday night was a sudden shockwave to the league standings, Tuesday night at Verizon Center was a sonic boom and a one-color kaleidoscope of unity delivered by a region ignited by an amazing sports story. One sensed within a rapidly enlargening hockey supporting community here a collective hunger to get behind a buzz-generating team. The Redskins lost more than they won under Joe Gibbs II. There’s a pedestrian quality to the Wizards — no longer really bad, but never really good, either. The ‘Nats are rebuilding and years away from contending. On Tuesday night in Verizon Center sports Washington was represented in unprecedented volume and unified uniform.

The home crowds for hockey have been growing and large for a couple of months now, but Tuesday’s ranked in another supportive realm. It was so startling to see the Sea of Red precisely because so many enemy sweaters had long filled so many home seats. If there were 18,000 fannies in the seats Tuesday night, 17,500 of them were Caps’ supporters.

“That was the best [home] crowd I’ve ever seen,” Mike Vogel told me over the weekend.

Better than the white-out postseason crowds of the powerful late ’80s Caps’ clubs at Capital Center?

“Those crowds weren’t loud like Tuesday’s,” Vogs added.

All we knew when the team returned home from its spectacularly successful six-game road trip was that it would play before large crowds here — likely, sellouts. We had no idea that the stands-shaking Redskins crowds of raucous old RFK would at last get a run for their rancor on F St.

For hockey.

Late on Wednesday afternoon the Caps’ communications staff, struggling perhaps like the fanbase to keep up with the speed of the hockey’s team’s ascent, announced the continuation of home Red Outs. The modest delay may have played a role in Thursday night’s home environment for Tampa: quite good, but not nearly as Red, not nearly as ear-splitting. The Caps’ nerves on ice that night, too, had a hand in quieting the mood a bit.

For some among HockeyWashington, Saturday’s first eighteen hours were a painful crawl toward a determinative destiny, while for others, savoring suddenly arrived at salvation, time couldn’t stand still enough. After all, morning paper reading, home cleaning, and car oil changing were all performed in third place. I imagined a Saturday morning Sea of Caps’ caps at Costco, among Saturday household chore performing the Red Army wearing the Capitals’ relic Old School look of a failure past now transformed in mere hours’ time into something fresh, vibrant, honor-bestowing, and most especially hip.

Chinatown was Red with anticipation at 4:05. I saw it.

Arriving early in Verizon Center’s press lounge, I surveyed beat media to see where Saturday night ranked in their list of most significant sporting events they’d personally covered. For the Washington Times’ Corey Masisak, only two events — the ACC basketball tournament won by underdog Maryland a few years back and his first Army-Navy football game rivaled the hockey he’d chronicled this March and April and most especially this past week.

“Maryland was like the 6 seed and they went down beat the numbers one, two, and three [seeds],” he told me.

WTOP’s Jonathon Warner has been involved in professional sports journalism for more than 30 years. For him, Saturday night had only George Mason’s Cinderella run in the NCAAs two years back as a rival to the Revival in Red.

“This is huge — this run they’re on, it’s actually given me chills of late,” Warner told me.

“You can feel the buzz,” Steve Kolbe told me. “Washington, D.C., as a whole has grown as a hockey town. That puck drops tonight, we’ll all have goosebumps.”

The Times’ Thom Loverro told me that in his 16 years at the paper Saturday night’s game “ranked right up there” among all regular season games he’d followed in Washington.

Next I asked the Washington Post’s Tarik El Bashir.

“I think you heard me down in the press room earlier tonight ask, has there been another comeback this dramatic in Washington pro sports history?”

“This team was left for dead on Thanksgiving day,” he added.

Tarik’s covered the Indy 500, “where you have 350,000 people,” he noted. But when he considered the lead-up to Saturday night, all of the must-wins the Caps had to have, Saturday raced to the top of his biggest games list.

“We awoke a sleeping giant here,” owner Leonsis, clad again in red, observed late Saturday night. That was a most pleasant observation to encounter Sunday morning, confirming that last week really wasn’t just a dream.

INCH Podcast

No, we’re not referring to a podcast of the Pacino speech from Any Given Sunday, but a weekly podcast from the good folks at Inside College Hockey.

Here is a snippet from yesterday’s podcast where the guys discuss the Caps’ games from the weekend along with an invitation to join the Brooks Laich Fan Club via email.


If you enjoyed the snippet with the Caps talk, you can hear the whole podcast here:

Just make sure you email Gladdy to join the Brooks Laich Fan Club. Remember, he asked for it.

Thanks to resident INCH expert Nate Ewell for the tip.

Washington Capitals Vocabulary Lessons

Mike Vogel asks Capitals players about their favorite hockey terms, including gems like Grocery Stick, Gitch, and Schmelt. Get a few chuckles and learn some new words while you’re at it.

Developing a “Killer Instinct”?

By now you realize that the Caps secured their 70th point last night, equaling their totals for last two seasons, with still 15 games remaining. The rebuild is indeed over.

This morning the Caps’ communications staff sent out its customary morning-after notes and story links, and in it observed that the team’s last three wins have been achieved comfortably (20-5 is the goals tally in the past four games): “Not sweating out every win has been a nice luxury for the team as it chases its first playoff berth since 2003, and could be a sign that it has developed a killer instinct,” the email noted.

I extolled the virtues of the NHL Network when I first encountered it on my cable system last autumn. There is there now a slate of new promotional commercials every bit as endearing as the ones we reveled in last month. Anyway, very late Monday night and early into Tuesday, with so few league games scheduled last night, the network was a bathhouse of schadenfreude for Capitals’ fans as goal after Capital goal was replayed and richly remarked upon by the network’s studio personalities. I lost a good bit of sleep so schadenfreuding, and I was left with the impression that over the next 10 years we in D.C. could see a whole lot more of such nights on that outlet.

I spent more than 15 minutes talking to Matt Cooke after the game Monday night — everyone else media was hording around Ovechkin, understandably. This is a guy who’s spent the entirety of his not-so-short NHL career in a very winning NHL organization. He’s been here in D.C. about 90 hours. He was Monday night — in no uncertain terms — effusive in his praises for the talent level and human being quality of NHL players newly surrounding him.

I won’t put words in his mouth, but he all but forecasted more beatdowns, this season, of Monday night’s variety. It was Cooke who told me, “Had Toskala not been so good (Saturday), it could have been 6-0 in the first then.” He also told me this: “There’s not one part of [Boudreau's] system here that was in Vancouver. Not one.” I’m telling you, I’ve talked to a lot of NHLers the past two years, and I’ve never heard a guy with this credibility so dispassionately stake so stark a forecast. He’s still somewhat a Capitals’ outsider, but he’s been inside long enough to see what he’s surrounded by. And it impresses him mightily.

If Alexander Ovechkin earns a Hart Trophy this year, we’ll be able to point to some ungodly and perhaps vote-swaying performances by him against some of the league’s flagship franchises: versus Montreal on January 31, which featured the Ovechkin hat trick, and Monday night’s 5-point performance against another Original Six squad, on national television. The Caps travel to Chicago on March 19, where there’s a serious revival taking place, and where there’s an excellent chance of another set of 21,000-plus sets of eyes on him. The Hawks have had like six crowds of over 21,000 in their rink this season. The larger the challenge, the larger Ovechkin seems to perform, and sharing a sheet of ice that night with the revitalized Hawks and their young guns Kane and Toews ought to get his Russian Machine oil pumping.

I’m now of the opinion that when hockey greatness transpires at Verizon Center the two newspapers in town — all other things sports news otherwise being normal — will splash the news in impressive technicolor photojournalism, as we see this morning. That’s a marvelous media maturation directed at what was, say just three months ago, the afterthought sport in town.

And we know who’s leading the Revolution.

Buzz Trades, a Big Game, a Big-Buzz Atmosphere Stream of Consciousness

Was in the then MCI Center the night of March 13, 2001 — also deadline day — when earlier in the day GMGM dealt Zednik and Bulis and a pick to Montreal for Zubrus and Linden, and the mood in last night’s rink felt larger and more significant . . . that dealmaking carried a component of risk; this was pure aggression with minimal assets heading out . . . the better comparison may be with March 1997, carried out not in a single day but over the course of a couple of weeks, when McPhee, in his first season on the job, added Brian Belllows and Esa Tikkanen . . . Enjoyed most of all throughout the late Tuesday afternoon and evening messages from friends and strangers who were busy with business throughout the day and wholly unaware of the deadline day madness that enveloped the Caps, who arrived at the news late and lavished it (in my email inbox) with happy obscenities and exclamation points . . . Mike Vogel, looking terrifically telegenic, rinkside on Comcast in the 5:00 hour to help analyze the breaking big news, me comparing his polished appearance before TV DC with his pre-sunrise, blogging-through-the-Moscow-night, comrade shagginess with me during last year’s Worlds . . . big bonus: dinner with Ron Weber in the press room on such a big day . . . look at all the media big wigs who show up when hockey creates the day’s sports buzz: George Solomon of the Post, three Times’ reporters, the one-time Queen of OFB even, I think I may have even seen Arch Campbell in Bruce Boudreau’s post-game presser . . . Ted’s box is filled as I hadn’t seen it since perhaps opening night . . . Commissioner Bettman, in his pre-game presser: “This is a team that has been built on prospects and for the future” . . . He’s in town for some chit-chat on the Hill about drugs and athletes, and he mentions “players as role models” and a clear concern that his sport not be painted with a broad brush of they-all-do-it cynicism: “What goes on in one sport doesn’t [necessarily] go on in others” . . . “We’ve had one player in two-and-a-half years caught [for performance enhancing drugs],” and he references the tough remedies that face the offenders — a quarter-of-a-season suspension, three-quarter-of-a-season, three strikes and you’re out . . . and I think, Bud Selig he ain’t, but it’s also true that this sport has a much different relationship with its players union than all the rest . . . He is also asked about the prevalence of players exercising the “No” in their no-trade clauses: “Nobody makes a club give a player a no-trade clause” . . . I ask the commissioner about Ted’s expressed wish to take the team on a goodwill tour of Russia, “sooner rather than later,” and he expresses cautious support. When he references what a “big deal” it’s going to be for Jagr to return to Prague next season, I think I have my answer about the likelihood of Ovechkin’s returning to Moscow . . . He also acknowledges that the league today doesn’t have the relationship with the Russian Hockey Federation it once did . . . Even the arena’s game night personnel working in catering and as ushers seem buoyed by the day’s big news — they are all chipper and wide smiling in every encounter. . . On a day like today I appreciate the professionalism and the quasi-renaissance of renewed hockey coverage by our town’s two print beat reporters, both of whom blogged and filed on Tuesday until their fingers were sore, giving Washington hockey fans timely and superb breaking news; following Corey’s blog a bit during the game, I chuckled at his reflection “at some point I’ll eat” . . . Midway through the game I have a minimial amount of notes and reactions recorded, as friendly folks keep bending my ear for reaction and basic “Can you believe all this?” empathy, vanquishing my between-periods composition, and I relish it . . . Peter Bondra is back in the press box tonight, and on the ice sheet below the young prospect he was traded for, Brooks Laich, is having a career night, and I just sorta like the symmetry of that . . . in the second row of the press box, where the Caps’ communications staff works each game, I see each and every one of them, no one missing, and I think there’s so much work for them to do on a day like this they all have to be here, but it’s probably also the case that such a day makes a Caps’ staffer proud to have the careers they do, and they want to be in the rink, well dressed, helpful, and full of good cheer . . . very loud rock music typically greets bloggers and press in the post-game locker room after victories, but tonight it’s quiet, and I infer that the day’s drama has drained the entire team, that they want as efficient an encounter with media as possible, hot showers, and a race home to crash in bed . . . the circle of cameras and microphones and scribes around Kolzig is unlike anything I have seen in two years — it’s five-deep at turns, and Tarik has to make like a gymnast to get his recorder squeezed into some open space around Kolzig’s locker . . . no one much asks Olie the Goalie about the game, instead, The Trade . . . question after question on the trade: was he shocked? was he upset? how can it possibly work with three netminders? did the team approach him about a trade? . . . he says, among other things, “The thing that surprises me is that there’s three goalies here” . . . Coach Boudreau acknowledges the challenge of managing three netminders, but he dismisses a contention that the day’s developments insult the greatest goalie in Caps’ history; he maintains that the consumate professional will rise to meet the new challenge . . . Here’s hoping Fedorov this spring is Bellows of ‘98, Matt Cooke that year’s Esa Tikkanen, Olie Kolzig . . . Olie Kolzig.

Knee-Jerks & Notes: Caps-Habs, 1/31

Montreal Logo image from TSN.ca Knee-Jerk ReactionsThe Caps met Montreal for the second time in three nights. Given that the early headline on NHL.com was “Habs Go for Home-and-Home Sweep,” the Caps had something to prove Thursday night. They also were seeking to avoid consecutive losses in regulation under Bruce Boudreau.

Good crowd, good ice, two streaking teams, and a crammed press box.

  • The game started off with a high-stick hello — apparently the Canadiens thought they’d need to smack Ovechkin in the face with a stick in order to send a message. The only thing louder than the outrage on that hit was, lamentably, the “O” during the anthem.
  • Great stuff attempt on that first power play by Laich. If only it went in.
  • The RDS feed was on in front of us (pucksandbooks is yapping away with all his Hershey buddies in the house while I do the game work), and it appeared that Brashear went to the box for “rudesse,” which apparently means “roughing” in Habs-speak. We’ve seen worse infractions during a Metro ride. Especially this season.
  • It was Hershey night at the Phone Booth (Josef Boumedienne and Sami Lepisto were signing autographs before the game, then watched the game from the press box), and even Coco arrived to help Slapshot with mascot duties.
  • What a slapper by Ovechkin! Any harder and that would’ve taken Huet’s head off.
  • Season ticket holder Pat Sajak is in the house. Although he didn’t look too enthused at being highlighted in the center ice scoreboard. What we wouldn’t give for his seats…a ceramic dalmation, perhaps?
  • Thank you, lack of Montreal defense, for Ovechkin’s second goal of the night. Too bad that was immediately followed up with Montreal’s first goal of the game.
  • Quintin Laing is an absolute workhorse out there, despite a lack of ice time in this game (six minutes in the first two periods). But we already knew that.

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  • Montreal is getting a team back in the QMJHL next season, after a five-year absence. The St. John’s Fog Devils have been sold to a Montreal businessman. Speaking of the Q league, Capitals’ prospect Mathieu Perreault is on a 20-game scoring streak!
  • Courtesy of the Caps Cribs segment: Quintin Laing and his wife have the cutest little boy, who sleeps in the closet in their apartment. As Laing explains, “It’s a very big closet.”
  • There are three Russian journalists in the press box tonight. The game’s first five goals scored were by Russian players, so the journalists were understandably beaming.
  • Ladies, get out the stilettos — Hockey ‘n Heels is coming back in February! (Note: wearing heels is optional, and probably not a good idea if they do the on-ice shot tutorial again.)
  • Brashear has had an impact on the ice tonight — and several Montreal players have felt that impact.
  • And the hits just keep on coming! What a physical game this is — no shortage of glass-shaking or open-ice collisions tonight.
  • Ovechkin’s first hat trick at home: through the defender’s legs, up over Huet’s left shoulder, into the cage at about 170 mph, and back out the cage almost to the blueline. He sure enjoys playing against Montreal. No wonder their press was begging him to sign there.
  • Guillaume Latendresse broke up all the Russian goal-scoring with the Habs’ third goal.
  • The lack of a whistle leading to Montreal’s fourth goal is sure to be a hot topic during this game’s post-mortem.
  • There are hat tricks and then there’s what Ovie accomplished Thursday night: a four-goal, bash ‘em and blur-by-’em “one for the ages” (that’s Mike Vogel’s post-game quote) feat of dominance, in front of a sizable contingent of Montreal press, and ESPN’s Scott Burnside, that may go a real long way to forging the Gr8’s Hart Trophy award. Oh, and he did it all with a broken nose. That contract’s beginning to look really good!

Post-game reactions

  • Comcast’s Lisa Hillary asked Ovie if Tuesday night’s disappointment fueled his outburst tonight. Not so much, apparently. “My girlfriend [I knew] was coming,” he said, beaming. “That’s why,” he added chuckling.Washington Capitals Coach Bruce Boudreau
  • Olie Kolzig: “I think I might set a record for lowest save percentage with a winning record.”
  • Gabby on Ovie: “He’s an amazing person.”
  • “What was going through your mind when they tied it?” the head coach was asked. “Exactly what was going through my mind was we’ve been up 3-0 four times and they’ve come back to tie it … but we’ve won every game. That’s the first thing I thought of. So I said, we’re, ok!” [press room erupts in laughter]
  • More Gabby: “I thought it was a game we absolutely dominated the first 30, 35 minutes. They only had 9 shots … Coaches have always said get a hit early and get into the game, and he [Ovechkin] loves the challenges and you could see him going after Komisarek more than Komisarek was going at him. That’s a big boy, and when you play as much as Alex does, I mean, it doesn’t seem to tire him, and that’s good for the Capitals.”
  • On not losing consecutive games and its meaning: “It means they can play with anybody they want … We don’t have the consistency of the Detroit Red Wings or anything, but when we put our minds to it, play the way we’re supposed to play, and when we get the good goaltending like we got tonight, we’re a pretty tough team to beat.”

“This Was Fun . . . What a Great Day To Be a Caps’ Fan!”

Morning Cup-A-JoeThat was the sentiment expressed by one of our readers early last evening, and it seems to us to capture Thursday’s wild ride and community-consuming euphoria rather perfectly and wonderfully.

Another way of characterizing the most common reaction shared with us: unbridled, unmitigated glee. Thursday’s news for Caps’ fans was, it seems to us, so much more than mere word of the hockey All Star re-upping.

We in HockeyWashington have spent a fair bit of time this hockey season enduring slurs and slights from commentators in larger, more established, and more prestigious markets, who fed on Alexander Ovechkin’s looming restricted free agency as an occasion to belittle our town anew. Well of course he’d want to bolt D.C. at first chance, they implied. He deserves to be in a serious hockey market! Did big-name commentators say this of Joe Thornton when he was shipped to San Jose? Anyway, the Capitals’ owner yesterday replied to the slurs, with nine-figure emphasis: “Oh yeah? Go ahead and negotiate with our star . . . in 2021.”

Thursday’s wild ride actually began for us some months ago, when SovetskySports’ Dmitry Chesnokov first came to us with particulars pertaining to negotiations between Ovechkin and the Caps. Chesnokov, a lawyer by day, has for some time known the Ovechkin family. Intermittently he would confide in me about the negotiations, but at no point did OFB ever consider publishing any of it. We just weren’t interested in chronicling the give and take in contract negotiations. What’s substantive and productive about that? I did tell Dmitry that I’d be interested in his insider’s account if things heated up and he had, say, an imminent deal to discuss.

Which brings us to this past Wednesday night at Verizon Center. I was there, in my usual seat, my laptop powered up. OFB readers awoke Thursday morning to my file on Peter Bondra, but no substance pertaining to a terrific game between the Caps and Colorado. That’s because, thanks to Dmitry, I saw precious little of it. Late in period one he arrived in press row, behind me, and initiated what I then regarded as weird — and loud — pestering.

His eyes were wide, his arms were waving wildly every time I turned to acknowledge his calls, and he wouldn’t relent. With Russian subtlety he implored me to leave my seat to come up and chat with him. Twice, while bearing an expression of exasperation in catching his stare, I pointed at my laptop screen to try and convey to him that I was immersed in following a fairly important hockey game. At last he left his seat and came up behind mine.

“You need to follow me outside,” he ordered. “Now.”

Near the press elevator and away from all media others, he dropped the bomb on me.

“How does six years and fifty four million sound to you?” he asked, smiling.

“Ovechkin and his family are going to Kettler tomorrow afternoon, at 1:30. They are taking a lawyer with them. They are going to sign the contract.”

As I digested this intrigue I thought back to Dmitry’s animated press row antics. They were, in hindsight, restrained. Were I the holder of this news, and were I seeking to share it with him, I’d have rushed into press row naked and with my hair on fire.

“This,” I told Dmitry, “I can use.”

I know Dmitry as a close friend and I respect his work as a journalist so much that I never question his sources. Except this time.

“Source?” I asked.

His answer was satisfactory, in a dandy sense. So what next, I asked?

“We publish jointly at 4:00 tomorrow,” he told me.

Four was when Dmitry had been told to expect the signing party to break up, and to expect a cell phone call from a very wealthy Russian immigrant family. There was also this: Thursday was the Caps’ annual meet-and-greet for season ticket holders and players. If I’d had any reservations about the veracity of Dmitry’s claims, the notion of the team owner standing before thousands of customers and announcing the best news the organization has ever known then, seemed to me an exclamation point in persuasion.

This development occasioned a fun new task for me back at my laptop: compose a brief but newsworthy email to my bloggermates.

“Remember that story I suggested would be good fun for us to break?” I began. “How does tomorrow at 4:00 sound?”

With play going on Verizon Center ice below me but me now wholly oblivious to it, I also sent email to Tim Leone of the Patriot News: “We might have something to perk up your Thursday afternoon.”

Now seated next to one another for the remainder of the game, Dmitry and I initiated what would come to consume virtually every second of our lives over the next 18 hours: communications verbal, electronic, cell phone-driven, excruciatingly detailed, all of it pulsating and pulse-racing. This was no Morning Cup-a-Joe I was poised to publish.

“Nobody else knows,” Dmitry kept reminding me. Continue reading ›

Uniform Systems, We Hardly Knew Ya: Knee-jerks & Notes, Caps-Slugs, 12/14

Friday 6:05 p.m.: This evening at Verizon Center I’m thinking about the lovers of apple pie. Of the men who take their pleadings for the hands of the women they love first to the fathers, for permission. Of citizens who instantly yield their seats on public transportation to the elderly and infirmed. Of men who hold open doors for women. All of these upstanding citizens, those who resist the vogue of the moment and honor tradition — today, they were vindicated: by lethal and cruel and unanimous volume did the Washington Capitals this week sh*tcan Reebok’s uniform system.

The Caps, unanimously, voted to toxic waste site what Reebok delivered to them this autumn and revert to the fabric of last season’s sweaters. The vote was unanimous. Wednesday’s game versus the Rags was the debut of the Caps’ relief from all that drowning sensation. The funny thing is, like everybody else, I didn’t learn about this until earlier today, when our own Gustafsson dug up the jewel buried in some team notes, but watching Wednesday’s game even from up high, I recall something vaguely more appealing about the team’s tops. More telling: after Wednesday night’s game, once media was allowed into the Caps’ room, I saw a couple of Caps still in their sweaters. It didn’t register with me at the time, but in every other home game preceding, the players meeting with the press in front of their lockers were always out of their un