09 Oktber, 2008

Flokkur Skjalasafn: Dainius Zubrus

vottur Hfuborg’ Leika Strfri Draga r

The vottur Hfuborg’ rst er dnn til the alekktur vr: einn ea tveir leikur vera enn fyrir hvor af the vrublstjri the Austur- Fundur kapp, og essi kapp er hera en mtunessir krakkar inn samliggjandiNeanjararlest Teinn sti.

The Hfuborg viurkenndur sumir hjlpa grkvldi fr Nr Peysa, hver kept Boston til rttltur einn benda me a seint takmark, a tveir- benda ntt fr fyrri Hfuborg Dainius Zubrus, og a skjta sigur.

Pittsburgh fls vi uppgjafarstefna the Flugmaur, stjrnun. a vissulega hjlpa efni essi the Mrgs og Kanadabi ert orrusta fyrir the fyrstur fr. Paprika fans geta eini von essi Pittsburgh ( 4 sem minnir gmlu dagana)’ hvla) leika Philly harur eirra sastur gameMontreal– vera rast minnstur 1-0-1 til tryggja the Eftirlaun’ a sem kemur sas leikur efni.
Enn Fagnaarsngur ftlun, ljstvistur vi Algerlega LaRoses’ renna, ptt the Suaustur Deiling titill stafastlega innan eirra n til.

Lesa fyrir , tiebreakers, og lklegur fullgerur . . . inn eiga sp og athugasemd ert velkominn eins og alltaf.

The Leika Mynd: Austur- Kla Vrublstjri’ Eftirliggjandi Leikur
Li Dagsetning H/A Vs. OFB Res Leika Tkifri
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90 benda
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The Hjarta- Paprika eirra fyrstur tveir leikur hjarta- flutningur tska; eir eirra nstur tveir me rkjandi flutningur, capped vi sastur nttskuggajurt’ sigur a sjr af rauur. The Paprika enn rf hjlpa fr einn ea fleiri af the vrublstjri eir’ eftirfr, og fleiri mikilvgur eir vera lta og Rjur eins og criticalboth– sem unnt er a vinna leikur, en Faregavagn Boudreau er vissulega akstur heimili essi a sem unnt er a vinna leikur er vi neitun lei egar .
7th Fr?
Fagnaarsngur
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Sastur vika, “ skyndilega the SE Deiling Titill er neitun langlfi a vita ml fyrir Carolina.” Hvorugur, a virast, er the ger playoffs yfirleitt. En eirra vinna aftur gur lgun, og ef eir sl Rjur the deiling krna er eirra.
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iebreaker Atburars: The Paprika vildi missa the fyrstur tiebreaker ( alaandi), svo eir vera vera meiri en Carolinas’ benda alger til vinna the Suaustur.

SE Div Bryja?
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the nll- svo- lkur lifnaarhttir the Sens og Paprika rsir the rst, ess’ tfrandi til hugsa essi the Paprika hafa a tkifri til hgg the Staa ldungadeildaringmanns t af the staa rst. The Sens hfu til Toronto Fimmtudagur ntt– vita the Blastilkur ert tlit til leika spilla. Ottawa fullgerur ess rst vinveittur Boston a stuvatn 24 ratmi seinna.
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iebreaker Atburars: Ef the Paprika og Sens endir me the sami tala af benda ogalaandi, the Paprika hafa the tiebreaker kurteisi af eirra rst spa af the Staa ldungadeildaringmanns. Ef the Sens fara 1-1 og the Paprika vinna t ( ea the Sens fara 0-2 og the Paprika 1-1), the Paprika ert . lklegur en mgulegur: the Sens ) missa bir leikur og the Paprika ) f tveir OTLs, svona giving the Sens the tiebreaker.

Golf snemma Aprl?
Boston
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92 benda
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The Djfull hjlparmaur the Paprika a hluti Mivikudagur ntt, the Mar lfaldi burt me a benda. Hvaa the Paprika rf fr Fstudagur’ Boston-Ottawa halla er a stjrnun vinna fyrirannar hvorli– hvern Paprika fans hvetja vilja rast af the rslit af Ottawas’ Fimmtudagur leikur. A rr- benda Mar- Staa ldungadeildaringmanns lota vildi vera hrilegur.
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iebreaker Atburars: Jafn the Mar’ benda alger vilja f the Paprika inn the playoffs. En me rr leikur eftirliggjandi, the Mar vera fara 1-1-0 ea verri fyrir the Paprika til grpa .

6th Fr?
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Sastur vika: “4 af 5 aftur Montreal og Boston lklegur stafa the endir af eirra hlaupa nema Ryan Malari hak a par burst” kveinn greinir ensku hrifamikill 3-1-1 reynsla the fort fimm leikur hefur kept Buffali lifandi, en me the tala af vrublstjri undan ) af the Riddarasver vilja bylta a undanskildum the playoffs this r.
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Srsaukafullur, en sannur: Hfuborg fans vera hvetja Pittsburgh the sastur dagur af the rst. Philly fullgerur heima, the Djfull ert erfiur til bgja fr the Skgarvrur til viurvri 4th og Pittsburgh er eftirfr the fundur titill.

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iebreaker Atburars: Eins og the Mar, jafn Phillys’ benda alger vilja f the Paprika inn the playoffs. The Flugmaur vera fara 1-0-1 ea verri til dvl innan the Paprika’ n til.

8th Fr?

Su Stavindur, a Str veiidr, a Str- Su Gufuhvolf Hugfli

Var the MCI Sent the ntt af Herganga 13, 2001 — einnig eindagi dagur — hvenr an the dagur GMGM samningur Zednik og Sjklega mikil matarlyst og a velja til Montreal fyrir Zubrus og Lind, og the skap sastur nttskuggajurt’ skautasvell str og fleiri ingarmikill. . . essi dealmaking flutningsaili a hluti af htta ; this var hreinn rsarhneig me lgstur eign yfirskrift t. . . the betri samanburur mega vera me Herganga 1997, flutningsaili t ekki a einn dagur en yfir the rs af a par af vika, hvenr McPhee, hans fyrstur rst the starf, added Brian Belllows og Esa Tikkanen . . . Njta af allur t gegn the seint rijudagur sdegi og kvld skilabo fr vintta og kunnur maur hver varlfur upptekinn me viskipti t gegn the dagur og a llu leyti vitandi af the eindagi dagur geveiki essi umslag the Paprika, hver koma the frttir seint og eyslusamur a ( minn email innanbors-) me hamingjusamur klm og upphrpun benda . . . Hljnemi Vogel, tlit gilega telegenic, rinkside Comcast the 500: klukkustund til hjlpa greina tti the brot str frttir, mig samanburur hans fur framkoma ur TV DC me hans pre- slarupprs, blogging- gegnum-the- Moskva- ntt, flokksflagi shagginess me mig mean sastur r’ Verld . . . str bnus: midegisverur me Ron Weber the rsta herbergi svo sem a str dagur. . . lta allur the fr mildum str wigs hver mta hvenr shokk skapa the sem minnir gmlu dagana)’ su: George Sl af the Staa,rr Sinnum’ frttaritari, the fyrrverandiDrottning af OFB jafnvel, G hugsa G mega hafa jafnvel seen Bogi Campbell Bruce Boudreaus’ staa- leikur rsta . . . Teds’ kassi er fiskflak eins og G mynda af had not’ seen a san ef til vill frumsning. . . Stjrnarnefndarmaur Betri, hans pre- leikur rsta: “This er a li essi hefur been innbyggur horfur og fyrir the framt”. . . Hes’ br fyrir sumir krakki- spjall the H ur lyfjab og rttamaur, og hann umtal “ leikmaur eins og hlutverk lkan” og a bjartur umhyggjusemi essi hans rtt ekki vera mla me a breiur bursti af eir- allur- gera- a vantraust: “hvaa goes einn rtt hjartarskinn’ [ endilega] halda fram annar” . . . “Weve’ had einn leikmaur tveir- og-a- helmingur r caught [ fyrir flutningur auka lyfjab]” og hann tilvsun the sterkur lknanlegur essi andlit the lgbrjtur — a fjrungur- af-a- rst upphenging, rr- fjrungur- af-a- rst, rr sl og inn’ t. . . og G hugsa, Brum Selig hann aint’, en ess’ einnig sannur essi this rtt hefur a mikill lkur samband me ess leikmaur verkalsflag en allur the hvla. . . Hann er einnig skhallur ur the tbreisla af leikmaur fa the “ neitun” eirra neitun- viskipti kvi: “merkingur brabirga- a klbbur gefa a leikmaur a neitun- viskipti kvi”. . . G spyrja the stjrnarnefndarmaur ur Teds’ tj vilja til taka the li a hsmir langfer af Rssland, “ brum fremur en seinna” og hann expresses cautious support. When he references what a “big deal” it’s going to be for Jagr to return to Prague next season, I think I have my answer about the likelihood of Ovechkin’s returning to Moscow . . . He also acknowledges that the league today doesn’t have the relationship with the Russian Hockey Federation it once did . . . Even the arena’s game night personnel working in catering and as ushers seem buoyed by the day’s big news — they are all chipper and wide smiling in every encounter. . . On a day like today I appreciate the professionalism and the quasi-renaissance of renewed hockey coverage by our town’s two print beat reporters, both of whom blogged and filed on Tuesday until their fingers were sore, giving Washington hockey fans timely and superb breaking news; following Corey’s blog a bit during the game, I chuckled at his reflection “at some point I’ll eat” . . . Midway through the game I have a minimial amount of notes and reactions recorded, as friendly folks keep bending my ear for reaction and basic “Can you believe all this?” empathy, vanquishing my between-periods composition, and I relish it . . . Peter Bondra is back in the press box tonight, and on the ice sheet below the young prospect he was traded for, Brooks Laich, is having a career night, and I just sorta like the symmetry of that . . . in the second row of the press box, where the Caps’ communications staff works each game, I see each and every one of them, no one missing, and I think there’s so much work for them to do on a day like this they all have to be here, but it’s probably also the case that such a day makes a Caps’ staffer proud to have the careers they do, and they want to be in the rink, well dressed, helpful, and full of good cheer . . . very loud rock music typically greets bloggers and press in the post-game locker room after victories, but tonight it’s quiet, and I infer that the day’s drama has drained the entire team, that they want as efficient an encounter with media as possible, hot showers, and a race home to crash in bed . . . the circle of cameras and microphones and scribes around Kolzig is unlike anything I have seen in two years — it’s five-deep at turns, and Tarik has to make like a gymnast to get his recorder squeezed into some open space around Kolzig’s locker . . . no one much asks Olie the Goalie about the game, instead, The Trade . . . question after question on the trade: was he shocked? was he upset? how can it possibly work with three netminders? did the team approach him about a trade? . . . he says, among other things, “The thing that surprises me is that there’s three goalies here” . . . Coach Boudreau acknowledges the challenge of managing three netminders, but he dismisses a contention that the day’s developments insult the greatest goalie in Caps’ history; he maintains that the consumate professional will rise to meet the new challenge . . . Here’s hoping Fedorov this spring is Bellows of ‘98, Matt Cooke that year’s Esa Tikkanen, Olie Kolzig . . . Olie Kolzig.

Trevor, the Morbidly Obese Goalie

From time to time, we get emails from our readers informing us of hockey tidbits or other happenings that we might otherwise miss. Some are blog worthy, some are not. Our most recent email comes on the heals of OFB’s first book report. Mr. Leonsis assigned us our next book by sending us a link to a book expert in the Wall Street Journal.

In his latest book, Andy Roddick Beat Me with a Frying Pan: Taking the Field with Pro Athletes and Olympic Legends to Answer Sports Fans’ Burning Questions, author Todd Gallagher tackles some of sports more thought provoking questions. One such question is why an NHL team has not dressed an obese goalie to completely fill the net so the opposition couldn’t possibly score?

Gallagher investigates the legal, medial, physical and practical issues the question raises. Finding a morbidly obese goalie is a challenge, so he has a special-effects guru construct a fat suit to replicate such an “athlete”.Andy Roddick Beat Me With A Frying Pan by Todd Gallagher

The only way to fully test this theory was to get an NHL team to shoot against the faux fatso. My esteemed editor, Jed Donahue, got in touch with a fellow Georgetown graduate who was doing nearly as well as he is: Ted Leonsis, billionaire owner of the Washington Capitals, whom the Sporting News once called one of the twenty most powerful people in sports. Leonsis, who made his fortune in the world of telecommunications and technology, is a bit of a visionary. And while his vision may not have originally included allowing the professional hockey team he owns to take slapshots at a guy in a fat suit, he saw the potential and gave the stunt the green light.

With a team of highly skilled shooters in place, we needed someone to get in the suit. I certainly wasn’t going to do it (insert fake injury/ailment/note from my mom here), so I enlisted George Mason University goalie Trevor Butler.

The experiment was obviously conducted before the end of last season, but the reactions are no less funny.

Their reactions were even less encouraging than Johanna’s icy responses were. Most players wanted nothing to do with an elephantine goalie. Defenseman Ben Clymer was so ashamed of being associated with the tub that he tried to identify himself with a fake name (he used center Kris Beech’s). Winger Dainius Zubrus put it bluntly: “It would be embarrassing if there was a goalie that big.” Defenseman Steve Eminger confirmed my worst fears about how our big man would be received when he said opposing teams would simply try to run him over in the net. The Real Kris Beech had an even more depressing comment for our new star: “You might spear him and see if chocolate came out.”

The excerpt is a great read, and while this may be the only hockey reference in the book, it is one I look forward to reading.

Our thanks go out to Ted for the heads up.

Caps’ Season Overview: “A Work in Progress”

report_card.jpgFrom our vantage, the Washington Capitals have not yet assembled the key roster pieces that ownership and management need to supplement the rebuilding blocks laid during the first two post-lockout seasons — and which can deliver the Caps to springtime viability. Even prior to the trade of Dainius Zubrus, the team lacked a true first-line, playmaking pivot. This offseason, it needs to bring in skilled centers for the first two lines. One position presumably will be filled by 2006 draft gem Nicklas Backstrom of Sweden. Almost certainly the other will have to come from free agency or a trade this summer.

Despite Captain Chris Clark’s 30 goals, there are question marks on right wing. Is Eric Fehr’s back injury chronic? Is there durable chemistry between Alexander Semin and Tomas Fleischmann, and if so, can Semin settle in on the wing to Flash’s right?

Without question Alexander Ovechkin is the face and future of this organization, but his sophomore season brought struggles and frustrations few of us would have imagined last June, when we watched him best Sidney Crosby for the Calder Trophy. Eric McErlain last week well chronicled AO’s season of comparative discontent. He is one of the five most gifted hockey players on the planet today, but his defensive game, underscored by his 19 rating, has a long way to go. An important reminder: he is still a very young hockey player, and developing consistent defensive play takes time.

On the blueline, optimism is to be found with the maturation of Shaone Morrisonn, the precocious promise of Mike Green, the discipline and savvy instincts of Jeff Schultz, and most especially the two-way, bruising play of Milan Jurcina. George McPhee’s highway robbery of Jurcina from the Bs appears to rank among the best trade work of his 10-year tenure in town. But missing from the rearguard corps is a genuine #1 stud: a smooth puck-moving, minutes-eating threat from the point. There’s some shopping to do.

This past campaign was a tale of three seasons: that which ended on Dec. 16, with the team 5 games above .500; the next 25 games, when injury and illness and a brutally congested and difficult schedule sent the squad into a standings free fall; and the trade deadline purging of key veterans as the team settled into the Southeast’s basement. Again.

On the surface, 2006-07’s 70 points suggest a hockey club in standings stagnation. We don’t see it like that. Owner Ted Leonsis this past weekend claimed his team had taken “two steps forward and one back” this season. He also claimed in the season’s final week that the time for “rebuilding” was finished and intimated that “reloading” was more this offseason’s operative word. That seems about right to us.

Ovechkin Caps/Carolina 7 October, 2006 But this past weekend Ted also made an important point about the imperative of fans trusting in a team’s organic growth. Alexander Semin and his spectacular season, he noted, weren’t achieved via free agency splurging but rather from the astute labor of the team’s scouts as well as Semin’s years of development. That indeed is a blueprint to follow.

The Caps this season shaved off about 20 goals from the 300-plus they surrendered in 2005-06, but next season, they’ll need to lop off at least another 30 to rise to postseason contention. Olie Kolzig, newly turned 37, appears to have at least a couple more high-quality seasons in him (his general manager near the end of this season claimed he could remain an elite netminder through his 40th birthday), and it is our expectation that beginning next season, markedly less of a nightly workload will be thrust upon him: both volume and quality of shots faced need to be reduced.

A repeat disappointment: the Capitals finished near the bottom of the league again in power play efficiency, and in the “new NHL” that is a supreme no-no — special teams are more critical than ever. The team was consistently unable to generate one-timers, and its frustrating pass-pass-pass approach was often painful to watch. Low power play shot production and the lack of anyone camped in the opposing netminder’s crease to provide screens and bang in rebounds (a la Konowalchuk back in the day) made for too much extra-man misery.

Another indication of the team’s anemic power play: only Boston allowed more shorthanded goals than the Capitals. For approximately every five goals the Caps scored with the man advantage, they allowed one the other way. For comparison, Florida (13th overall in power play success) scored more than ten extra-man goals for every shorty allowed.

The lack of an experienced power play quarterback certainly looms over both the team’s poor power play production and its ineffective defensive coverage. With the addition of an experienced defenseman, another year of growth among the Caps’ young d-men, and the continued presence of the Alexes on the top-line power play, one expects to see a marked improvement in the fine alchemy of converting PPs to goals next season. Hopefully Coach Hanlon can convince the players to shoot first and ask questions later.

But the bottom has truly fallen out when it comes to overtime hockey. The Caps lost their last 15 overtime games of the season. It has a fanbase all but averting its eyes during shootouts. It’s not enough to attribute the unwavering extra-session failures merely to inexperience or bad luck. The shootout showings in particular are nothing short of harrowing.

The team is simply surrendering too many pivotal points in extra play. Management’s summer work, it seems to us, must acknowledge and address this. But how? Coach Hanlon has tried allotting the concluding minutes of practices to the shootout, and he tried in the second half of the season to inject new names as his shooters. Nothing has helped. Would a shootout ’specialist’ be included in the team’s offseason wish list?

A fixture of future shootouts will be Alexander Semin. Way back last autumn we thought we saw something special taking place with Semin and this team, and we were right. There were a lot of Semin doubters within the fanbase and media back then, and while his season was marred at times by wretched penalties, his game-breaking talent has few if any rivals in the history of this organization.

Another startling emergence was that of Boyd Gordon. He earned Glen Hanlon’s trust as the team’s most reliable and accountable forward. By January Sidney Crosby was calling him the toughest forward for him to play against. By March he was taking seemingly every important defensive zone draw. A virtual afterthought of the 2002 first round Caps’ draft class, today he joins Semin as another jewel from it.

There were, however, numerous and in some instances surprising struggles. We thought 2005-06 was a breakout year for Brian Sutherby. But we saw little of that two-zone effectiveness this season. Brooks Laich struggled in the season’s first half, after so strong a showing last season, but his game we thought improved appreciably from late January on. Both Matt Bradley and Ben Clymer received multi-year deals this past offseason, but they suffered nagging injuries for most of this season and never seemed able to get in their typical feisty grooves.

Our prediction is that there will be unprecedented competition for roster spots at Kettler Capitals Iceplex this coming autumn, and some prominent names today under contract may be in for a rude awakening then — if not sooner.

For better or for worse, the Caps these days regularly suffer from comparisons with the Pittsburgh Penguins. It’s unavoidable. The league’s marquee stars of the next decade arrived last year in these two cities, both teams have spent most of this decade disappointing their supporters, and they are both endeavoring to arrive at annual and durable Cup contender status with years of patient rebuilding through good drafting. Oh, and they have a bit of a rivalry thing going.

But Pittsburgh’s 47-point improvement this season over last is abberant historically, and it’s replicability is virtually impossible. Seldom does any NHL team enjoy the arrival of game-breaking talents delivered to the roster the same summer, before both knew their 20th birthdays, as the Pens did with both Evgeni Malkin and Jordan Staal this season. And whereas Pittsburgh has benefited from spending most of this decade drafting from the league’s lottery perch, the Caps have but two such selections. A third arrives this June. A year from now would deliver a far fairer barometer of the relative standing of the two clubs.

General Manager George McPhee

What looms ahead is the most important offseason for the club in at least 20 years. For the third straight season the Caps finished fifth in the Southeast division. Mandatory improvement next season must be charted less in an arbitrary or specific point total and more in how many division foes the Caps finish ahead of.

We see little value in ascribing a “grade” to a team clearly transitioning from the roster-gutting, rebuild-from-the-ground-up course embarked upon by management in the spring of 2004. Instead, we’d call this season the culmination of a rough continuum begun three springs back by General Manager McPhee. The largess of losing during this period has been painful, but necessary. Now, however, it is both fair and appropriate to hold the architects accountable for robust improvement with the very first game of 2007-08.

The team will have a new look in 2007-08 — new colors and, we’re pretty sure, new logos — but will the roster be overhauled in a volume and substance sufficient to dislodge it from its Eastern conference bottom feeding of recent years? It’s our belief that chronicling that task is going to make for one fun summer.

Missing a Vitally Important Middle Man

cupajoe.jpegDainius Zubrus was last in action in Washington the weekend of February 24, when the team had a home-and-home set with New Jersey. The team played fantastic on the road that Saturday, easily winning 4-2, a late Devils’ goal making the game appear closer than it actually was. The Caps lost a nailbiter rematch on Sunday at Verizon Center. The weekend would mark the conclusion of the Caps’ competitive viability in the ‘06-’07 season.

Ever since, through no fault of the remaining roster, this hockey team has, in a landscape of single family brick houses, resembled a hollowed-out mobile home ravaged by Force Ten Fury.

In the midst of our present misery, it isn’t enough to say merely that we in Washington miss Dainius Zubrus; it’s important to inventory why so that we never again take for granted or too easily bid adieu to a key cog.

Three million annually, laid out over four seasons, is simply too much for simply 20 goals. However, it is generously fair value if offered to a team leader who does the dirty work along the boards, regularly cleans up the late-to-backcheck messes made by novice linemates, and splendidly mentors the organization’s building blocks of the present and future. Also, if he’s beloved by his teammates.

It was only at the 11th hour that fans and media here were afforded an insider’s assessment of Zubrus’ actual value to the organization. Conspicuously cautious with long-term deals, and in general regarding three years their ceiling, general manager George McPhee blinked in the closing hours of negotiations and ponyed up four years and $12 million. The offer spoke loudly and clearly: Zubrus was wanted not merely for the completion of the rebuild but for its ascension solidly into contender status — compensated as a valued contributor to it.

We also learned that negotiations with Zubrus and his agent actually began in November 2006.

Zubrus, like Ken Klee before him, chose to roll risky dice and wager that greener pastures would arrive in summer. Klee lost that gamble. Zubrus may, too. The point here today, however, isn’t to beat up an individual player or his agent for the bargaining position they staked out — that’s the business side of our game, and we in the stands are ever removed from it. Rather, I’d have message board reactionaries singularly guided by stats sheets strive for greater nuanced, more sophisticated assessments of the subtleties of the game: of the services rendered during the 59 minutes and 25 seconds of each game not producing scoring.

It truly bears referencing: nowhere in the Washington Capitals’ development pipeline resides a prospect remotely in possession of Zubrus’ assets. Nature just doesn’t often forge such a blend.

Greg Wyshynski of the Fourth Period went inside the Caps’ locker room not long after the trade and captured what struck me as far more than the expected bit of reminiscence of Zubrus offered up by his teammates:

“Zubrus’s presence could still be felt in the Capitals’ locker room where he spent the last six seasons.

“He was always smiling,” recalled captain Chris Clark, who was Zubrus’s linemate for the last two years. “We always said that it’s great to be Zubie. He’s got everything: Great family, great life, being in the NHL. He loved everything about it. He was one of the guys to brighten up the room all the time.”

“Alexander Ovechkin was also on Zubrus’s line, and was taken under the veteran’s wing when he arrived in D.C. last season. Zubrus was a mentor, an interpreter and a host to Ovechkin. He was, according to several members of the organization, one of the most important reasons the Calder winner found his comfort zone so quickly last year.”

Perhaps it’s a byproduct of our culture’s fantasy league fetish, but modern pro athletes are regularly and shamefully cast as “haves” or “have nots” when every once in a while there are also marvelous hybrids. The now regularly 100-point-accumulating Buffalo Sabres know this.

I wish that hockey had a quantifiable statistical column for its dirty work — for those instances in which two competitors race to the dangerous corners in pursuit of the puck, and a victor emerges, and especially when a lone skater betters two of his competitors there. Dainius Zubrus won more than his fair share of such encounters, and for it the Capitals won more games than they should have in his six seasons here.

I miss him. Almost as much as the team.