06 October, 2008

Category Archives: Video Clips

Something Stinks in Sunrise

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate day, I checked out YouTube to see if there were any good pirate-related hockey videos. Of course there were a number of videos featuring the Portland Pirates, but that wasn’t what I wanted. There were a few videos featuring the Scottish National League’s Sam the Bear and Pirate Pete, which were mildly amusing (or downright hilarious by Scottish standards, apparently). And then I came across this video, which was taken at a Rangers- Panthers game earlier this year:
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No, that’s not Gary Bettman; it’s a giant nose with a double zero on its back. Looks like they do things a little differently in Florida.

Former Q League MVP: “By Far My Best Goal Ever”

The final goal scored in yesterday’s 7-0 mauling by the Caps over the Flyers wasn’t the most important one, but it certainly was the most dramatic. Capitals’ center Mathieu Perreault gathered the puck near the Flyers’ blueline and proceeded to shred the entirety of Philadelphia’s on-ice personnel. Also bested by Perreault, seemingly, were all Flyers in the building, as well as 20 veterans back in Philadelphia. Then he undressed Flyers’ netminder Jeremy Duchesne, scored, and took 750 or so already euphoric Caps’ fans in Kettler and raised them out of their seats in delirium. Afterward, we asked Mathieu where the goal ranked among the most memorable he’d ever scored.

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Upstate New York Is Where the August Hockey Action Heats Up

Ryan Bourque seeks to follow brother Chris' path to the World Junior Championships

Ryan Bourque seeks to follow brother Chris' path to the World Junior Championships

August is a month of relative tranquility for the NHL, but for USA Hockey, it’s one of the most important months of the calendar year. Each August, more than 50 of the most accomplished young American hockey players gather for a week in Lake Placid for the 2008 National Junior Evaluation Camp. For most, their performance during this camp determines their viability for the U.S. Under-20 team that competes in the World Junior Championships at year’s end.

The camp includes the participation of the national junior teams from Sweden and Finland, and the approximately 50 Americans are split into two teams, White and Blue, resulting in a four-team, eight-game round robin slate of exhibitions. The results this month were largely good for USA Hockey: the two American squads won five of the eight games.

August 5: USA Blue 4, Finland 1; USA White 2, Sweden 3

August 6: USA White 7, Finland 1; USA Blue 7, Sweden 1

August 8: USA White 3, Sweden 7; USA Blue 4, Finland 5 (OT)

August 9: USA White 5, Finland 2; USA Blue 5, Sweden 4 (SO)

Thirteen Americans who were in Lake Placid have already been selected in the first round of the past two NHL drafts; 10 more were tabbed in round 2. There were a number of ‘09 and even ‘10 draft eligibles who will surely swell those ranks. We could see first-round talent skating on the American 4th line this December.

NHL.com offered blogging coverage of the camp that is worth checking out.

Quality and consistent netminding has been an achilles heel for the Americans at the World Juniors in recent years, but this August’s Evaluation Camp hinted that better days in net could be on the horizon. Three of the goalies in camp have already been drafted, including Detroit’s first-rounder from this past June, Thomas McCollum of the Guelph Storm. 2007 second-rounder Jeremy Smith (Nashville) played so well for Plymouth in 2006-07 — 23-6-0-1, with four shutouts — that he made the Caps’ talented goaltending prospect Michal Neuvirth expendable. Smith went 4-0 at the 2008 World Juniors, but he’ll need to improve on a .894 save percentage for the Americans to contend for gold. The Americans have fielded strong World Junior teams in recent years, and have played some excruciatingly competitive hockey against four-time gold medalist Canada then, but the Canadians have consistently boasted stud talent (Cam Ward, Carey Price) between the pipes.

Seven 17-year-olds were at this month’s Evaluation Camp, and perhaps none generated more buzz than netminder Mike Lee. NHL.com has already weighed in on Lee’s talent. He played high school hockey for Roseau in Minnesota last season, but he went 27-2-0 with a 1.10 goals-against and a .936 save percentage. Some of the most respected names in American hockey are already sold on Lee’s ability.

“I don’t see many goalies better than Mike Lee,” says Dean Blais, coach of the expansion Fargo Force in the United States Hockey League, “and I’ve coached three World Junior teams.”

Blais, a former coach at the University of North Dakota, doesn’t easily throw around praise. He sees something special in Lee and has made him the No. 1 goalie with the expansion Force this season. Lee has passed up his senior season at Roseau High to join forces with the Force.

“I have a pretty good feeling about him, that he will be a success at whatever he does,” said Blais. “He’s a very good goalie, fundamentally solid and competitive.”

Lee [is] already on NHL Central Scouting’s preseason watch list for players eligible for the 2009 Entry Draft . . .”

On the blueline, the Americans will return just three talents with World Juniors experience: Jonathon Blum, Ian Cole, and Cade Fairchild. But the American reinforcements on the back end are exciting: Zach Bogosian, drafted third overall by Atlanta this past June; Kevin Shattenkirk, 14th overall by Colorado in 2007; and Ryan McDonagh, 12th overall by Montreal in ‘07.

Caps’ 2008 first-rounder John Carlson will get a good look. Keep an eye on 16-year-old Cam Fowler of Canton, Mass. In the past two years two OHL teams (Kitchener, Windsor) have selected Fowler in the OHL’s first round attempting to lure him away from his commitment to Notre Dame. He’s a wild card longshot who’s been ranked among the best talents in the world in his age group for years — including skating with the U.S. Under-17s as a 14-year-old.

Up front, the Americans will rely on the firepower of James vanRiemsdyk, Jordan Schroeder (8 points in the 2008 WJC), and Colin Wilson, the latter of whom enjoyed a breakout World Juniors in the Czech Republic last year that launched him into the the top 10 of this past June’s NHL draft (7th, Nashville). Jim O’Brien spent just one season with Minnesota of the WCHA before signing with Ottawa this summer. Two American forwards put up more than 100 points in the WHL last season: Santa Ana, California’s, Colin Long notched 112 points in 79 games with Kelowna in ‘07-08, and Drayson Bowman went for 53 goals and 49 assists in 87 games with Spokane.

Caps’ fans might be interested in the name of another Lake Placid camp attendee: Ryan Bourque, brother of Chris. Like his brother, he’s packaged small (5′8, 170), but he enjoyed a strong season with the Under-17 team and had a solid Under-18 World Championship (5 points in 7 games).

This year’s World Juniors will be contested in Ottawa beginning December 26.

Ref, You Suck! Insulting Hockey’s Men in Stripes

The hockey-less heat of August provides one welcome relief for the NHL fan: freedom from the often egregious and grotesque officiating of NHL referees.

Though no stripe-clad man is currently jobbing the Capitals, we can still use this time to hone our taunting skills. Bellowing at refs is a long-standing tradition . . . and sure, there’s a homer’s bias to whether a given call was really botched, but the primal scream therapy of berating officials can release the pent-up steam accumulated as referees seemingly hand games to your team’s opponents.

Many clever and occasionally cringe-worthy insults have been hurled at hockey officials, though as my friend’s two-year-old son showed at a Capitals game a couple years back sometimes simple is best:

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We’ve provided a few favorite/classic taunts below. I overhead my [Mike's] personal favorite about 6 years ago in Section 426, shouted in impressively loud fashion by a woman who was at least 70 years old if she was a day: “Hey ref — you must be pregnant, ’cause you’ve missed three periods!”

How do you let the refs know their job performance is sub-par? Or what’s one of your all-time favorites you’ve overheard? Omit the profanity (feel free to use the %*#$ing symbols if need be) and please no racist/homophobic/etc. insults . . . but even within those guidelines you still have plenty of room to share delightfully dastardly taunts with your fellow readers.

We’ll select two favorites among the submissions and award each winner with an OFB goody. Help us fill out the list to a Dirty Dozen. Submissions accepted until 5:00 PM Eastern on Monday, August 11 — so taunt early, taunt often!

  • If you had another eye you’d be a cyclops!
  • Save a Deer: Shoot a Zebra
  • Hey ref — you must be pregnant, ’cause you’ve missed three periods!
  • Have another doughnut! (courtesy of Jim Schoenfeld)
  • BULLLLL-SH*T! (Hershey Giant Center version)
  • Bend over and use your good eye!
  • Hey ref, I thought only horses slept standing up!
  • I hope you die in a fire! (overheard in Philly, of course)
  • I’m blind, I’m deaf, I want to be a ref!
  • Hey ref, I’m leaving with your wife — even she’s disgusted with you.
  • ________ (add yours as a comment)

And if you don’t wish to rely on Lady Luck (or our fickle judging) for OFB loot, feel free to check out our store.

Simeon Varlamov Meets the Media

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Ovechkin vs. Huet

Perhaps newly signed Chicago Blackhawk Cristobal Huet would like to forget this night as netminder for the Montreal Canadians. Alexander Ovechkin victimized him for 3 goals in regulation and the game winner in overtime. When all was said and done, Ovechkin had 5 points, 4 goals, stitches in his lip, and a broken nose in a 5 - 4 OT win.

“Today was a special day,” Ovechkin said with a smile. “I broke my nose, have stitches [and] score four goals. Everything [went] to my face.”

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Do you think Ovechkin is hoping Huet is in net when the Caps face the Hawks?

Thanks to Sean Leahy from Going Five Hole for posting the video.

When Son of Ishtar Attacks Lord Stanley

In the last six months we’ve been contacted by representatives from two different feature-length films, both including hockey in their stories. We were provided with promotional material and politely asked to assist in the marketing endeavors. We found the outreach flattering, and so we obliged.

We are greatly anticipating the release of ‘Pond Hockey’ this November, and will assist its filmmakers additionally in every manner we possibly can.

With Mike Myers’ ‘The Love Guru,’ now in its third week of screening nationwide, not so much enthusiasm . . . insomuch as the film, accumulating from critics an average grade of D+, is quickly earning the ignominious designation as one of the worst cinematic creations in the history of humanity.

Rotten Tomatoes has tabulated 122 reviews of the abomination and classified 103 of them as rotten.

“It’s just deadly,” exclaims Richard Roeper of Ebert & Roeper.

“Holy Dave Keon!” begins Newsday’s ‘Sportswatch’ columnist Neil Best. “Even I am shocked by the level of disgust over [The Love Guru] being expressed by movie critics.”

The dreck, which cost $64 million to make, to date has grossed just $13 million (and likely will limp to $20 million). Who would have imagined a month ago that a Mike Myers comedy with one Jessica Alba in the cast would struggle to surpass the gross receipts of say ‘Meatballs 4,’ ‘Snowboard Academy,’ ‘Die Hard Dracula,’ and ‘Soccer Dog: The Movie’ ?

The Internet Movie Database has a ranking of a “Bottom 100″ films of all time; look for ‘Love Guru’ to make its debut in it soon.

For me, it’s poetic justice. ‘Guru’s’ marketers concocted all manner of disingenuous pledges of admiration for each and every hockey blog it solicited. They sugared us with flattery and even went so far as to claim that OFB’s assistance was one that was going to be “personally conveyed to Mike Myers.” Whatever.

We feel dirty for having participated in the mass e-marketing of this bomb, and while we know that it’s metaphysically impossible for more than 11 or 12 or our readers to have patronized it, to them, we express particular and red-faced regret. Your tickets to ‘Pond Hockey’ are on us.

But imagine the blazered communications and PR flacks in the NHL’s New York office. The league went above and beyond in its support of the crap film. Amazingly enough, today the league still acknowledges its supporting role on its web site. I wonder if Gary Bettman had a say in the matter?

Anyway, we’ll talk no more of this movie monstrocity, and instead try and cleanse your film palate with this promotional snippet for the movie we’re proud to have associated ourselves with.

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17-year-old Alex Ovechkin

Once again: Thank you, Hockey Gods, for helping that lottery ball bounce the Capitals’ way in 2004 . . .

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Yahoo Says, This Is Who Your Daddy Is

A message of warning to Citizenship and Immigration Canada: your borders this Friday will be breached, and the sensibilities of your fair people assaulted, as a maker of new media mischief invades the Great White North to cover the NHL Entry Draft this weekend. I’d urge a thorough interrogation of him at the border before authorizing his admission, even temporarily. I’m reasonably sure Canada hasn’t seen the likes of puck daddy before.

“Glenn Healy leaves TSN to join the NHLPA as director of player affairs. Obviously, the director of pointless commentary position was already filled.”

Certainly Canucks haven’t seen his brand of covering hockey.

Need more of a warning sign? Your sacred Stanley Cup, you know what puck daddy’s asking about it these days? Is it taller than Mini Me?

Here’s arriving in your fair nation to tell you that it is . . . just barely.

In his earlier blogger iterations, at the AOL Fanhouse, the Fourth Period, and Deadspin, daddy went by Greg Wyshynski. Now he’s at Yahoo, having quit his northern Virginia newspaper job this spring to become a full-time, dedicated daddy blogger of puck and only puck. It’s a really, really big deal, an amazing and courageous move on Greg’s part, and in little more than a month there he’s made a gigantic impression that’s drawn millions of page views to what was largely an afterthought aspect of Yahoo’s sports blogging shop.

“It’s the best job I’ve ever had — an amazing amount of creative freedom, and an amazing amount of success early on,” daddy told me on the eve of his departure for Ottawa. “It’s a bizarre, surreal situation. But I’m just thrilled with how much we’ve accomplished.”

The daddy gig is actually a bit of a collaborative — Greg’s ably assisted by contributing bloggers Jonathon Baum, Matt Roonig, Sean Leahy, and Ross McKeon — but Greg’s the unmistakable creative driving force, and his razor-sharp wit and spare no punches approach is gloriously stamped all over the enterprise. Daddy is erudite; daddy is seriously smart-alecky; daddy is mischievous; daddy is bawdy. Daddy is just beautiful.

” . . . the National Post expects TV ratings to tumble if there’s a Stanley Cup final between “the Columbus Blue Jackets and the Phoenix Coyotes.” We actually think the curiosity factor for that series would be incredible, seeing as how it’s currently impossible for those two teams to meet for the Cup.”

[Interviewing Columbus Blue Jackets' Rick Nash] “What are you watching on TV? The Brett Michaels dating show?”

On the NHL’s biggest party night, puck daddy was there zinging away:

Full disclosure: I ducked out of the show for some barbequing right around when Gary Bettman reached a new level of incompetence by somehow sucking the nobility out of Gordie Howe receiving a lifetime achievement award. I know Bettman gets the flop sweats every time he’s standing near a trophy in front of hockey fans; maybe when the boos didn’t echo through the theater, he lost his bearings. But isn’t giving Gordie Howe a lifetime achievement honor, like, the ultimate empty netter on an awards show? And yet Bettman totally Patrick Stefan’d it.

From what I saw, it was less an awards show than a high-school assembly. Peers honoring peers. Alumni returning to warm receptions. Awkward speeches. Some montages from the A.V. club. And Principal Ron MacLean, your amiable but completely humor-deprived host (just a hunch, but Gene Kelly references don’t really fly with the younger demos these days). The only things missing were a performance by the Glee Club and some cat-calls when the smoking hot Math teacher makes her appearance on stage (every school had one).”

Two principal reason’s for daddy’s gigantic success early on are Greg’s well-exercised creativity but also his devotion to making Jamie Mottram, Greg’s inspired Yahoo blogging boss who advocated for Greg’s full-time hiring, proud of the experiment. I asked daddy if he felt chained to his computer these days.

“Bleep yea! I haven’t figured out how to have a functional life outside of this.

“But Jamie fought for the full-time blog, and it’s important to me to broaden the scope of voices, to bring other people into the conversation.” Meaning, in his commitment to getting others involved in the brand he’s building, he’s behind on his showering. One of daddy’s early trademarks is a highly commendable habit of linking to hockey blogs that pre-daddy published well under the search engine radar.

I asked daddy what his plans were for covering the draft in Ottawa, with a strong wind solidly at his blogging back.

“I’m not reporting on the draft in any traditional way — you can find that elsewhere. I’m looking for atmosphere, for quirky angles, to interact with guys drafted in later rounds and have some fun with them.

“I will try and capture a sense of breaking news . . . but I want to have some fun.

“The draft is an event, but 99 percent of hockey fans don’t know the players drafted cause they haven’t watched them play.” But new media, daddy was quick to point out, is playing an enormous role in engaging hockey fans with an event like the draft.

“Look at what Tampa did with what was clearly user-created video, on YouTube, of Steve Stamkos just days after they won the first pick,” he pointed out. The ‘Bolts had it up on their site. The league is doing the same thing. It all adds up to a wild party in real time chock full of connectedness, which daddy adores.

“You tell me if you think I’m wrong,” daddy solicits, “but I think hockey fans want to know what cars players are driving, what they’re eating, what movies they’re watching . . . who they’re bleeping.”

Puck daddy has arrived, in the nick of time, to allay our fears of a returned Glo-puck, to remind us of Evel Knieval’s brief hockey career, to make fun of Ron Tugnutt’s name, and to keep a close eye on Elisha Cuthbert.

Daddy, I am so a part of your posse.

Washington Capitals 1998 Playoffs Montage

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Alex Ovechkin, Video Star

“I play like a dog and he’s like a little cat”

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“…because Sergei Fedorov tell me he kill me…”

From TSN’s Off The Record with Alexander Ovechkin earlier today.

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Cup Raise

I first saw this video on Puck Daddy. It is too good not to share. Enjoy.

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I’d like to know how long it took to put that 30 second spot took together.

A Netminder’s Impact on a Community - The Video

Today we told you about a WJLA-TV featured segment on Olie Kolzig’s impact on a family with an autistic child.

Here’s the video.

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The departure of Kolzig is made a little more real when you see the graphic “Olie Kolzig - Former Capitals Goaltender”.