The Washington Capitals are in what many hockey pundits brand as the weakest division in the NHL. Despite the fact that two of the past four Stanley Cup champs are Southeast denizens, never have more than two Southeast teams made the playoffs in a given year. In four of the nine seasons since the Southeast sprang to life, only the division winner made the post-season.
Every sport has a “SouthLeast” equivalent, some division perceived as soft . . . though as pro sport parity increases such distinctions are fading. Even so, these divisions are not inherently bad for the sport, nor for the fans. Sometimes, as was the case last NHL season, a division perceived as weak can provide the most compelling competition during the race to the playoffs.
The NFL’s NFC West may very well send an 8-8 team to the post-season this year — and the fact that the Arizona Cardinals currently sit alone in first place (even after just one week) is, if I recall correctly, the third sign of the Apocalypse — yet that division race will likely come down to the wire with games that still have playoff implications in Week 17.
Major League Baseball’s National League West may yield a .500 division winner in 2008, yet the race between the Dodgers and Diamondbacks is a tightly contested one and likely to remain so as the season’s end approaches. Last year the Colorado Rockies’ improbable run captured the attention of fans and media alike. In 2006 that same division showcased an exciting down-to-the-wire regular-season finale, as the Padres and Dodgers battled for the division crown.
Winners of these weaker divisions often find new life in the post-season; they are by no means one-and-done by default. While the Capitals have yet go from Southeast Division Champs to the Cup (it’s coming, though), their division-mates in Carolina and Tampa hoisted the Cup despite being “mired” in the Southeast. The NFC West’s Seattle Seahawks lost a close (if boring) Super Bowl just 19 months ago. The NFC North has been weak for a while too, yet the Chicago Bears were the only team to record a win in February 2006.
The pros and cons of divisional weakness are certainly up for debate; yet they are nothing when compared to the NCAA football factory schools. While professional clubs choose neither their schedules nor their division — for if they did, the Patrick Division would still exist — big Division I-A football programs frequently bake up cupcake schedules.

Looks great, but leaves a bad taste in your mouth
Articles appear each year about powerhouse programs padding their seasons with underpowered opponents, and about schools that somehow arrange 7 or 8 home games in a 12-game schedule. Yes, the little schools benefit financially from their on-field beat-downs, and the resulting name recognition often helps their programs (bad press is better than no press). But one can be certain that the I-As aren’t scheduling said opponents altruistically; rather, they want a blowout win to impress fans, donors, and the BCS.
Of course, it occasionally backfires when the intended palooka doesn’t follow the script and upsets the heavy favorite (Appalachian State and ECU spring to mind); then the cupcakes become “just desserts.” Some might say that the trend of the patsy teams fighting hard and winning — or, like my I-AA alma mater Delaware, losing but scaring the bejeezus out of Maryland in College Park— might make teams decide that the appeal of lower-skilled opponents is outweighed the risk of an embarassing loss. That is a possibility; but I think we’ll see schools simply schedule even further down the talent ladder to find that easy W.
With such a short season, an easy victory over a lightly-considered opponent can harm the winning team by fooling young players into thinking the season will be a cakewalk. This issue is less prevalent among seasoned professionals, 99% of whom know how hard one must work every shift, every down, just to compete as a pro. But at the college level, where players are just learning that their high school prowess won’t guarantee success in the NCAA, a no-effort win often leads to a stunning loss the following week. And yes, West Virginia, your 48-21 shellacking of Villanova (I-AA) followed by stumbling to ECU 24-3 the following week is a terrific example.
So say what you will about the Southeast Division, or about divisions perceived as weak in any pro sport. A soft division can lead to exciting finishes; and even when it does not, the teams do not choose their opponents so one can hardly blame a dominant team in a division of also-rans. Finally, playing weaker opponents in the pros does not harm the development of players who, for the most part, already understand that taking a game off will come back to haunt them.
Division I-A football schools serving cupcakes as opponents? No thanks, I’ll skip dessert . . . give me the Southeast Platter instead.

We who find succor and solace in the refrigerated mustiness of rinks do enjoy the occasional night out at the old ballyard, and last night, amid yet another stunner in this greatest-ever weather in the history of Washington Augusts, two hockey bloggers enjoyed that experience at Nationals Stadium. Despite the on-field product offered there. The Sporting News’
In Monday’s New York Times, in her “Sports of the Times” column, Selena Roberts posits that baseball itself is largely culpable for its death as a participation sport in the U.S. She noted that by the time MLB got around to sanctioning the first pitch of an American League playoff game last Saturday night, the American sporting landscape was already abuzz from another Saturday afternoon of upset specials in college football. Worse, Saturday night’s Red Sox-Indians’ tilt ended some time near Sunday morning church-going for millions of Americans.



























