18-ое августа 2008

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Штарковский сброс на олимпийском TV

Как раз одно мнение blogger, но там дорога, дорога too much внимания на Майкл Phelps и его олимпийском героизме в бассеине и близко достаточно на высвобождении передатчика Мелисса штарковском. Вспомните что уроженец Maryland раз захватывал одержимость ночи понедельника мыжских футбольных болельщиков плавает вдоль побережья к свободному полету. После этого она оставила MNF для gig корреспондента middling на NBC. После этого она исчезла в передачу Сибирь (MSNBC); здесь как хозяин на sidelineshotties.com положено ему:

«Cutie Мелисса блондинкы ABC штарковское пошло от работы футбола ночи понедельника и Superbowl к делать обязанность анкера для MSNBC. Настолько основно она пошла от быть увиденным половиной населенности ™ s € worldâ к быть увиденным Фред и Джейн в Айове.»

Наилучшим образом, партнерство передачи NBC с своим sibling кабеля для середин Олимпиад штарковских из очень низких rated предохранения от и задней части заверителя новостей кабеля где она принадлежит: в высоком определении для около миллиарда комплектов глаз. Момент золотой медали деиствительно.

In defence of погода свитера хоккея в августе

Это эссе адресовано к тем читателям чувствуют преданное лето byÂ, и специфически, которого прибытием этот месяц гуманного, всеобще апеллировать, и воздержательных условий будет поступок закоротить Mid-Атлантическую нищету Матью Природой.

Неправильно с вами?

Вы имеете нас верить что наши раскрынные окна и естественно ventillated дома плохоньки к искусственной рефрижерации нагнетенной внутри дорогими общими назначениями? Оно показалось бы что москиты и knats зоны интерпретировали изменения этого месяца климатические по мере того как сигнал для того чтобы get out охлаженного-вниз доджа. Вы пропускаете их?

Я замечал не одиночное консультативное показателя качества воздуха выданное Bob Райан этот месяц. Не должны мы отпраздновать то?

Представьте лотере-выигрывая удачу туристов теперь в городке. Они согласитьлись к нормальн суицидальному вашингтону in туризма в августе of поступка потому что предлагаемые сделки бюро путешествий во время нашего deadly сезона. They’re here now and think themselves in upper Alberta. Они здесь закупоривают наши коммутируя поезда каждый день, но их temerpamental brood среди их жизнерадостн и (больш) послушлив. Это weather-related. The men of the families are still found in sandals and socks, but this August it’s defensible — it’s too chilly for bare piggies.

Happier tourists are liberal with their wallets, which is obviously good news for the region’s economy.

Because it’s August, which delivers a congressional recess, this summer we’re actually liberated from two sets of hot air.

Of course it remains warm enough to recreate as we customarily want to in summer; it’s just that golf, tennis, bicycling, backyard barbeque-ing, jogging, sunbathing, Wrangler-ing topless, and walking outdoors holding the hand of your sweetie is sweeter in such air. Traditionally the region’s children cannot fly kites down on the Mall, as the aircraft cannot ascend through the swamp-moist saturation pulverizing us under blazing sun. This August there are reports of the kiddies and their kites being carried away by the soothing breezes.

Fans at Nats’ games — I saw them this week — can be seen outfitted in the new Caps’ uniform system tops (admittedly the radically adjusted, breathable replacements that Reebok had to engineer in the middle of last season, because the original design was hated by every member of the Capitals) at the ballyard.

One can go camping in the region this August and at night sleep inside a sleeping bag. And it is not so cool that secluded camping trips can’t accommodate impulsive skinny dipping. I would join the condemnation of cold fronts then.

We can still wear shorts this month — many are. But we can also wear bluejeans. This you might call fashion diversity. Diversity is our strength, isn’t it?

I am sympathetic to the elderly, and our elderly readers, who might point out that the truly viscious heat aids their brittle and life-battered joints. But to them I would ask, why can’t you be more like the Canadian elderly, who just pop a couple of Advil and get back out to their shinny and snow-shoveling?

Rockin’ the Red Ushers in Global Cooling

Approximately eight feet away from my laptop station I have a patio screen door that’s opened this morning, to allow fresh Washington August air into my home.

It’s 69 degrees outside. In August. In mid-morning. In Washington. At 6 the other morning I had the top of my Wrangler lowered en route to the gym, and I needed a fleece top to ward off the morning chill. This morning I looked at the 10-day advance weather forecast for lower Montgomery County, and we’re not supposed to see a single day’s mercury north of 85, with evenings consistently in the lower and middle sixties. This is in the heart of August in Washington, D.C. I think the world must be coming to the end.

There are cooling patterns — merciful respites (almost always very temporary) — from Oven July and Oven August in Washington, but then there’s what we’ve had here this summer: namely, not really summer at all, by Washington’s standards. What the heck is going on?

We have had sticky sets of days, and we have had a handful of genuinely hot days, but we really have not had the twin agonies joined for any appreciable period. I remember well being in Colorado in early June and learning of 100-degree temps plaguing the District while I was playing in 10-foot snowdrifts in Rocky Mountain National Park. Flying home, I thought of a certain summer of agony ahead. But it’s never arrived. Indeed, that early June heatwave was the warmest it’s been here all summer.

The lifeguards in Ocean City must be seated at their observation posts this weekend in Reebok beach systems, to help retain body heat (and moisture).

Can Alexander Ovechkin actually will us cooler, more hockey-friendly, Moscow-like weather? It would appear. We’re on pace to attend the September Caps-Flyers’ rookie scrimmage at Kettler in parkas.

In such conditions, allow me to meteorologically dream a little.

Perhaps this New England summer in the Mid-Atlantic portends a deliciously crisp autumn and a Canal- and Reflecting Pool-freezing winter. Perhaps on fall Saturdays those of us who enjoy college football will tailgate in these parts in bluejeans and sweatshirts and perhaps even jackets on top of that. Or put another way: perhaps we’ll watch our football in football weather.

We’ve had a decent bit of rain this spring and summer — particularly relative to last summer — and so weather-cooperating late September and October weekends should afford us spectacular autumnal colors amid drives in the Shenandoah National Park or up along Skyline Drive. The way things are going with crude oil prices these days, we might actually be able to afford to take those drives.

And then there’s the possibility of an old fashioned Washington winter. One from my youth. Chilly at Thanksgiving. Cold at Christmas. Frozen in January and February.

Many of you have seen (or own) photographs of Georgetown under a heavenly dumping of snow. Cars can’t navigate the unplowed streets, so you see then Washington the pedestrian city it was designed to be. You know that Saturday matinee we have with the Wings on the final day of January this season? How wonderful would it be to get belted good with the white stuff that Friday, to plan an early Saturday morning, Metro-free commute to the game, all bundled up with a few puck buddies (one of them named Flask)?

I think I’ll make that thought my August Saturday night mood-enhancer. I also think I’ll wear a hockey sweater while tending to my patio barbeque this evening. I’m gonna need it, after all.

Washington the Hockey Weather Town. Has a nice ring to it.

For Shooting a Movie About the End of the World, There’s Only One Location

imagine a land populated by mulleted zombies

imagine a land populated by post-apocalyptic, mulleted zombies

A new movie themed on the end of the world arrives in theaters this fall, titled ‘The Road,’ based on Cormac McCarthy’s novel of the same title, and in seeking the perfect locale for principal photography, director John Hillcoat found it in western Pennsylvania.

Pittsburgh, to be specific.

“In winter [there],” Hillcoat told USA Today this week, it can be very bleak.” Bleak especially this winter, what with seemingly every Penguin free agent having bolted out of Dodge for more pleasant pastures.

In Pittsburgh Hillcoat found a setting so unsettling that he didn’t need to use CGI to foster his film’s atmospherics. Most of the film was shot in and around Pittsburgh, USA Today noted.

“Hillcoat found abandoned coal fields, a deserted amusement park and an 8-mile stretch of closed freeway as locations.”

‘The Road’s’ plot summary from IMDB goes like this:

“A father and his son walk alone through burned America. Nothing moves in the ravaged landscape save the ash on the wind. It is cold enough to crack stones, and when the snow falls it is gray. The sky is dark. Their destination is the coast, although they don’t know what, if anything, awaits them there. They have nothing; just a pistol to defend themselves against the lawless bands that stalk the road, the clothes they are wearing, a cart of scavenged food–and each other.”

Bleak, no? And therefore perfectly situated.

There is thick precedent for selecting Pittsburgh as the locale for a notable disaster flick. Monroeville Mall was the gorefest gathering for 1978’s ‘Dawn of the Dead.’ That year also delivered the uplifting Vietnam treatment ‘The Deer Hunter,’ also shot in Sidney’s city.

The 1995 Jean-Claude Van Damme epic ‘Sudden Death’ centered around a Canadian-born firefighter, Darren McCord, who’s in charge of fire security at Mullet Mellon Arena. While attending Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals with his children, the Van Damme character uncovers a plot to blow up the arena.

Ten years later the city of Kansas City came close to pulling that off.

Bettman’s Apocalypse - A Distraction from Hockeyless Summer

As July winds down and August draws near, hockey fans everywhere are itching for the NHL to return. This time of hockey drought is difficult; sure, a few storylines remain, like Mats Sundin (the NHL’s version of the Brett Favre saga) and for Washington Capitals fans the team’s salary cap management decisions. But this is undoubtedly a period of minimal hockey excitement; we even designed a Washington Capitals’ third jersey to fill this hockey-light time.

Well Puck Daddy’s Gary Bettman Art Contest is another such welcome distraction from the withering heat of hockey-less summer. Our entry was inspired by Colonel Kurtz and “the horror . . . the horror” of Bettman’s tenure as NHL commissioner. If you are Photoshop-inclined, the submission deadline is noon tomorrow (August 1). Have fun!

Gary Bettman - Apocalypse Now (mock-up by Mike Rucki)

Boy and Girl First-Date at Caps’ Game, Make Life Together

We never imagined that offering up a mere coffee mug would occasion the outpouring of superb reminiscence of Caps’ hockey memories that’s transpired here since last Friday. By Saturday night we needed two or three dozen mugs of honor to bestow. We don’t have that, but we are going to make multiple awards with our inaugural Free Loot Friday gift of OFB booty. In the dead of hockey-less summer, OFB readers by the dozens these past few days often gave us chills with their detail-rich strolls down Memory Lane.

Your Cup'pa Joe tastes better with OFB.

Your Cup'pa Joe tastes better with OFB.

If you’re a Caps’ fan of any duration and you haven’t persued the comment thread for the competition, you really ought to. In addition to rich descriptions of seminal moments in the franchise’s history, there are loads of warm and moving testaments to the power and hold our game has had on the lives of the region’s puckheads. Under such circumstances, we were at pains to pull out merely one or two favorites; we hope that all of you who so generously shared such personal anecdotes realize that you’ve helped craft a lasting and memorable forum.

We’ve long known the caliber of our puck-savvy reader, but never before has it been showcased in such quality and abundance in a single file. At least not here. This is what we’d hoped would happen here back in October of ‘06.

So it was good, good fun. Certainly it helped bridge a bit of the hockey-less gap we’re presently enduring. Certainly we’ll be doing it again, next month.

OFB reader Bill soon will sipping his morning joe out of an OFB coffee mug. This he shared with us last weekend:

“. . . On December 11, 1976, against the short-lived Cleveland Barons (see California Golden Seals)(later to merge with the Minnesota North Stars)(later to move to Dallas). This particular night happened to be a “Date Night” promotion — for the cheapskates in the audience, buy one ticket, get one free for your date. A high school senior that winter, I of course took a lovely young lady out on our very first date that cold December evening to see the Caps play. The relationship that subsequently developed was far more successful than the on-ice results (sadly the Caps lost 4-2), with plans to celebrate our 27th wedding anniversary this coming season at Verizon Center cheering for a more successful result by the home team!”

We’re such softies.

Speaking of affairs of the hockey heart, check out joyfulleigh18’s poignant reflections on what the journey of the 2007-08 season meant to her life:

“My most amazing hockey moment was a sad one. It was the very last second of our very last game this past season, a game that we lost and our Stanley Cup hopes were dashed for the year.

“How on Earth could that be my best hockey moment? Allow me to explain.

“This was my first year of hockey. My husband PJ (a life-long hockey fan) got us season tickets and I decided to go and do my best to understand what about this crazy sport he loved so much. During the preseason, almost no one showed up to the Verizon Center. “This is it?!?” I thought to myself. Pretty pathetic. But I did my best to follow along and learn the game. My goal became to figure out why the whistle would be blown and make the call before the ref did. I’d whisper “icing?” or “hooking?” to PJ and he’d either nod or correct me.

“Sometime in early November I “saw” offsides for the first time. PJ had explained it to me about a million times, and while I could wrap my brain around the concept I still couldn’t “see” it because my eyes were following the puck instead of watching the whole ice at the same time. And then one day I just got it, and I’ve been able to see it ever since.

“By Christmastime I knew all of the players and their strengths and weaknesses. I knew which ones I liked and which ones I didn’t. I encountered some guys at a bar one night and had an incredibly articulate and well-informed conversation with them about the Capitals. My husband stood by and watched with an amused and amazed expression on his face.

“Little by little the Caps were getting better and better, and the Verizon Center seats were getting more and more full. As the playoffs approached, I found myself going online to figure out which other teams had to win and lose in order for us to be division champions and/or make the post-season. Of course, we made it, and I attended every game, wearing my red and yelling my head off. Those preseason games from last fall seemed so long ago. I was a different person then.

“So back to the point (thanks, if you’ve stayed with my rambling story this far). On the last second of the last game of the season, as people started filing out of the Verizon Center with their heads lowered, I looked at my husband and quietly said, “I don’t want to leave. I don’t want hockey to be over.” And that’s when we both knew that I wasn’t just a hockey fan’s wife. I am a hockey fan in my own right.”

Indeed you are, Leigh. With writing like that, you need a new mug for morning to help carry you through the next narrative, we think. We hope you share that with us just as you did this.

And thank you all for sharing your most cherished Caps’ recollections.

A Flower in Bloom but a Single Night Washed Away by Wild Winds and Rain

Photo by Allen Clark / Off Wing Photo

Photo by Allen Clark / Off Wing Photo

Washington isn’t a city of vertical architecture, but among the 10- and 12-story office buildings and hotels surrounding the new professional team tennis stadium, home of the Washington Kastles, dozens of men could be seen standing out on terraces, verandas, rooftops, or pressed hard against office glass looking down and out onto the tennis court Wednesday night. More than a few were armed with binoculars.

Really hardcore tennis fans, perhaps? What, you didn’t know that D.C. is mad about its Wednesday night professional team tennis — so much so that $500-an-hour attorneys billing from on high would stop their labor (but not necessarily their billing) and catch a bit of the Kastles?

Ok, so maybe, just maybe, Anna Kournikova’s arrival in Washington with the St. Louis Aces had a little to do with the single-gender spying from on high.

Wednesday night I was all prepared to pursue this storyline at Kastles Stadium at CityCenterDC: whose arrival in Washington this year was the bigger news occasion, Pope Benedict’s or Kournikova’s?

Continue reading here.

Rocking the Red Postcard from Alaska

Hi folks! Winding down a fantastic two weeks in Alaska with my wife and we’re having a blast. Not much hockey up here in the summer months of course, but I’m still Rocking the Red 3,000+ miles from home.

This first red-rocking photo is from a trek across the frigid wasteland of the Mendenhall Glacier outside Juneau. The second is the obligatory goofy tourist shot in Anchorage with a “how far from home” sign. Today we’re steaming along the Inside Passage toward Vancouver after a stop in Ketchican, AK.

That’s all for now; the wireless connection on this ship is about as expensive and unreliable as a Jaromir Jagr contract, so hopefully this postcard will reach you successfully. I’ll be back soon – as much as I’m enjoying this trip it will be good to return home, and to OFB and Capitals hockey.

Talk to you soon, and GO CAPS!

Mike

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On the Road Again for Rock

I’m in Hershey amid some Bears’ hard-rockers for the Rush concert in Hershey Stadium tonight. I’ve had good sport with DC Sports Chick the past 24 hours, whose Canuck husband wanted to name their first child Geddy (irrespective of gender) but who herself would prefer a life free of any more Spirit of the Radio. When I learned yesterday that the band would be making their first television appearance in more than 30 years Wednesday night, on The Colbert Report, I made sure she knew right away [Colbert: "The band Rush is here tonight . . . either that or a drum factory exploded in my studio . . . They are the J.D. Salinger of Canadian pro rock."] Then later yesterday the band turned up as one of Yahoo’s most popular search topics. (I informed her of that as well.)

Still later yesterday I found this on YouTube: a 9-year-old gallantly attempting to play Rush’s shimmering new acoustic track ‘Hope’ at a music recital. I suggested to my music-challenged bloggermate that if under-10 youths were finding inspiration still in these Great White North geezers’ tuneage, that that suggested some level of cultural currency and relevancy. When you consider how small this 9-year-old’s hands are, and the relative weakness of his fingers, the recital result is rather stunning — certainly he captures the track’s basic melody :

Master Lifeson performs the adult version of ‘Hope’ live here:

Rush Rocks Red Rocks

This week I made a what I regarded as a sacred pilgrimage to see my favorite rock band. You could say that Rush’s Geddy Lee gave a star performance at Red Rocks this week, but as is the case with each event at the Rocks, the venue is always the evening’s first star.

It was my first visit. The Canadian trio is Gary-Roberts-getting-up-there in chronology (”I don’t like the term ‘old song,’” Lee joked with the Red Rocks throng, “I prefer ‘veteran.’”) and in weighing the travel costs and such associated with an across-the-country trek, I was motivated primarily by a hunch that a Rush concert at Red Rocks was an opportunity that may well not present itself again. I was damn glad I made it.

Too much focus I think is placed on the amphitheater itself — which is stunning — and not on the larger park proper, which is nothing short of a geological marvel and a fabulously isolating and enriching immersion in starkly beautiful and rugged terrain. You really do feel transported virtually onto another planet in this mountain carving of a monument. Two three-hundred-foot-tall rocks, each taller than Niagra Falls, afford perfect acoustics and a mesmerizing backdrop for the shows at Red Rocks.

There are records of public performances on the site that date back more than 100 years, but the amphitheater as it’s generally known today was constructed in 1941.

Geddy Lee on Red Rocks: “It’s an amazing location. One of the most beautiful venues in America . . . or anywhere. I would hazard a guess that it’s one of the most beautiful anywhere.”

I agree.

Amazingly, during the concert’s intermission, I stood at a men’s room urinal next to man who’d also traveled all the way from Washington, D.C., for the gig. I found that both marvelous and fitting of the occasion. There were as well Canadians in no small number in attendance, including a few in Maple Leafs’ regalia; Californians; Texans; East Coasters, Midwesterners; at least one Brazilian (he a new lover of Coors, incidentally); and two couples I chatted up from London. Red Rocks, as you might imagine, has a novel way of luring in a very global crowd for its special gigs. The pre-concert beer swigging up top on the park-sprawling patio affords visitors encounters with travelers from literally around the world.

It’s admittedly elitist of me to express it, but such is the splendor of Red Rocks that at times I found myself silently cursing the pedestrian acts so regularly permitted to perform there. Of course, taste in music is like taste in wine or film or food: necessarily subjective. Still, years back, Rush was welcomed at Radio City Music Hall (for a week) while almost all other rock peers were shunned. Just saying. I imagined a Hall and Oates gig profaning this hallowed place, for instance; please do not comment with any affirming (and weekend-ruining) note of their actually appearing.

This is a great venue for great musicians, and Rush this week at Red Rocks reminded us of their greatness.

I was in row 48, center, and a man to my immediate right earlier in the week had retired from 26 years of duty in the Air Force, and made the trip with his wife from Cheyenne, Wyoming. For some months he’d identified the venture as the first significant act in his retirement. I thanked him for his service to our nation and complimented him on his sense of rewarding leisure. Like me he drank draft beer liberally and believed ‘Subdivisions’ the most stunning of the sets’ songs.

Ominous clouds settled in over the Rocks, and just moments into the set, nine thousand sets of eyes widened over lightning bolts that began belting lower Denver. There were moments when Mother Nature timed the strikes to coincide perfectly with Lee’s piercing vocal pitch. The man-made lighting for the show was impressive, but the natural illumination was both frightening and engrossing. Of that dramatic Rocky Mountain weather: early this last week back East I was vexed with rapidly deteriorating forecasted conditions for greater Denver. But locals are quick to observe of their elevated environs, “If you don’t like the weather, give it 15 minutes.”

Rain made only a light and intermittent appearance. But wild wind whipped through the amphitheater, often shrouding Geddy’s face in his flowing hair but never seeming to hinder his impassioned vocal performance. We 9,000-plus however stood in apprehension for nearly the entirety of the first set as the threat above persisted.

The intermission was the longest I’d ever experienced at a Rush show (30 minutes plus), and I couldn’t help but wonder if that was in deference to the conditions. Mercifully, the storm clouds parted during, and the second set was performed under clear skies and soothing air — Denver earlier that day had seen temps flirting with the middle 90s, but by 9:45 that night we couldn’t have been at 70.

Of course I’m partial to new media, and I knew that non of the old would chronicle the show in newspaper or on TV, despite the fact that about 25 million Rush fans world-wide would have been interested in hearing about so special a gig. So I found great delight in seeing, within hours of the show, video images of numerous tracks from the set posted on YouTube. The evening’s opener, the vintage guitar-riff-ed ‘Limelight,’ can be found here.

For me, Lee was the second star of the night. Overall, the band’s sound was high-tech crystal clear and spectacularly loud — I mean really, really loud. Red Rocks ensures that loud bands sound spectacularly loud there. Lee’s vocals were wonderfully out in front of the mix. He really sang with passion and that piercing emotional pitch the band’s devotees cherish. There was, seemingly, no letup either among the three of them even as their playing stretched past 11:00.

I found it quasi horrific to depart Red Rocks when park staff wanted us all to. The evening had offered up all that I’d hoped, and more, and I found myself emotional in comprehending my great fortune with cooperating weather gods — we easily could have been sky-electrified out of the performance.

I want badly to return Red Rocks, but only for a Rush show.

Dreaming of Puckheads in the ‘Passion Pits’

Are you aware that there is a revival of drive-in movie theaters taking place nationwide? I wasn’t either. But on Monday, ambling up congestion-free roads toward a business appointment and enjoying the pastoral beauty of Rt. 15 toward Harrisburg, Pa., I passed a still-operating drive-in movie theater in Dillsburg. It advertised a current playing of ‘Get Smart.’ Were it not nearly 90 minutes from my home I’d be there this Friday night.

I was stunned. How could VCRs, DVDs, cinema-replicating, massively sized modern televisions, and NetFlix have failed to vanquish our ‘Happy Days’-style of theater experience? How could high-tech, high definition America embrace cinema in surrounded-by-woods sound — in analog un-crispness?

Maybe what goes around actually comes back around in American culture. Who for instance would have thought that American teens would re-embrace skateboards?

Returned home Monday evening, I resolved to research my run-in with this sliver of seemingly archaic Americana. Two excellent web sites chronicling both drive-ins’ history and current status are found with driveinmovie.com and driveintheater.com. One thing seems certain: America’s perception that the theaters had vanquished entirely from our landscape is undermined by the largely rural reality of their staying power. It’s true that you aren’t going to find 50 acres in Fairfax or Montgomery County devoted today to the theaters. It’s also true that the theater numbers nationally are about one-tenth what they were in the experience’s heyday: from a peak of about 4,000 in the early 1960s to around 400 today.

But new ones are being built. Maryland once had 42 such theaters, according to driveinmovie.com. Today she is home to just two, but three new ones (all in Carroll County) are in the planning or construction stages. Virginia has eight of the theaters in operation today. Pennsylvania is a veritable hotbed of throwback cinema: 35 illuminating today’s Friday and Saturday night skies.

But what can possibly account for both the theaters’ residual existence out in the American hinterland as well as its sudden if modest resurgence this decade? NetFlix, after all, mails its movies to Dillsburg.

Perhaps it’s because the theaters are a marvelous confluence of enduring American pastimes: the great symbol of liberty, the automobile; our never-out-of-vogue love affair with big screen film; and teenagers in heat desperate for isolation. Those plots of land, their darkness so enveloping save the screen on the horizon, were the great liberators of hormones. Wikipedia’s summary notes that at their peak popularity media labeled the sites “passion pits.”

By God, Revive, Revive I say!

It’s probably also true that in grand summer weather, like that we’ve had in D.C. early this summer, a lot of folks don’t want to go indoors to see films, especially to the cookie-cutter shopping mall holes in the corners masquerading as theaters.

Interesting to note, I think, that in and around D.C. we do rather robustly celebrate the outdoor film experience. ‘Screen on the Green’ runs on Monday nights on the Mall in July and August, and Strathmore’s outdoor film festival commands a week in August. They’re necessarily a car-less bit of culture, but they do seem to harken back to the spirit of the drive-in.

Drive-in theaters are as American as apple pie and Coca-Cola. If indeed they are on the rebound it’s cause for great celebration.

And if they’re back we’d do well to keep them around, this time for good. It would be wise, perhaps, to update their offerings. Can’t we bring more to the outdoor screens than merely contemporary Hollywood? If next summer you were given a month’s notice of ‘Slapshot’ being screened at a faraway drive-in one Friday night, an event promoted and patronized by Washington’s hockey bloggers and hundreds of their readers, even though you’ve seen the movie 63 times, wouldn’t you consider a 64th viewing then?

And wouldn’t it be swell if we found a way to beam in satellite signals upon the gatherings? And if so, the theater proprietors would appreciate knowing of events that command grand gatherings, in city after city, especially for just single nights.

Shouldn’t we galvanize the surging momentum of the NHL Entry Draft, and in particular the city-specific parties it engenders, and make appeals to the drive-in proprietors next June to host a grand evening for DraftGeeks and pucksheads? Wouldn’t a Friday draft following involving some tasty tailgating, a little tonsil hockey in the dark, and all that first-round trading frenzy super sized onscreen be just about the best-ever draft party?

Victor Hedman, next June’s likely towering top choice, would look very big there indeed.

Bates and the Batty Blogger

Watch out, Bates!Back in February 2007, I wrote a post at my old blog about a woman who called herself “Michael Jordan’s Mistress” because she had one or two encounters with Jordan several years ago when she was living in North Carolina. (My dear friend WonL has a full explanation here of the situation.) This woman has been in the news recently for violating an injunction that Jordan requested; it seems that she was calling and emailing his representatives on a regular basis, demanding child support for her 4-year-old son. (You can read the transcripts of her latest violations, and see the TV interview.) Two DNA tests showed that Jordan wasn’t the father. She hasn’t seen Jordan since 2001; you do the math. She also claims that Alyssa Milano is “cloning” her, “Bee Movie” ripped off her life story, and 9/11 happened because of her.

Now it seems that an ex-Capital has been added to her “Pro Athletes Whose Backs I’ve Washed” list (really, she said that). Yesterday she noted that she’s sweet on “CANADA HOCKEY PLAYER” Bates Battaglia (who, incidentally, is American), and he knows it. Maybe he should give her a call. It’s not like she’s doing anything besides blogging from her parents’ basement, and she’s got some free time before going to jail for ignoring the no-contact order. After all, who doesn’t want a woman who says that the aliens are mad at Jordan?

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

A Summer of Welcomed Change

Cup'pa JoeSix things about the summer caught my attention as indicators of profound change for the Caps — and arrived as profoundly optimistic in their impact.

(1) Two prominent signings this summer radically reoriented the perception, however superficial and unfair, that D.C. was a hockey deadzone, akin to residing and laboring in an Anbar region among pro rinks. First, George McPhee inked premiere playmaking pivot Michal Nylander, leaving the 2006 Stanley Cup finalist Edmonton Oilers a jilted bride at the free agent altar and occasioning an embarassing tirade and desperation responses from Oil GM Kevin Lowe. Nylander spurned other notable offers, too. Second, Captain Chris Clark, fresh off a career-best 30-goal campaign, and with years of productive hockey still ahead, forsaked free agency next summer and re-upped with the Caps on a three-year deal that will keep him in a red, white, and blue Caps sweater through 2010-11. Within days of the signing he told a conference call of reporters “I want to be a part of it, [of] where we’re headed.”      

(2) The team’s Draft weekend uniform unveiling was a marvel of community outreach and engagement. It was a Friday night that won’t soon be forgotten. There was so much anticipation about the uniform redesign itself, but early into the evening long-time Caps’ fans had their thoughts directed at a welcomed and long-overdue reunion with Mike Gartner and others Caps’ greats from the past. The evening gave the organization perhaps its first and best opportunity to showcase Kettler Capitals as a landmark facility. When the team wants to host a special evening for its fans, it can devote one sheet of ice to ceremony and another to fans skating with team members, for instance. Everyone who was involved with the facility’s conception and rise ought to feel as if they’ve revolutionized the experience of local residents interacting with professional hockey up close and in welcoming fashion.

(3) July’s Rookie Development Camp knew no rival in the team’s history as a community event generating a healthy bit of hockey buzz. Bloggers flocked to it. Print beat reporters were pressed into unprecedented coverage. Fans by the hundreds congregated in Kettler’s stands every day of the week-long camp for business-hours scrimmages. And the concluding scrimmage, fully three periods of stopped-clock Saturday night fun, drew a SRO crowd to Kettler.

(4) Team dean Olaf Kolzig, not known for wide-eyed, irrational exuberance, told the Washington Post in late August that “with the team we have in the room right now, we are a playoff team.” Kolzig in fact has been commendably frank in acknowledging the practical realities of the rebuild in real time in recent years, so his State of the Caps Union late this summer should have everyone’s notice, in town and around the league. He also told the Post “We’ve got the makings of being a very good team for a long time.” 

(5) Caps’ players from around the globe arrived back in town from offseason training conspicuously early, earlier than ever before, eager to get ‘em laced up. I went out to Kettler in early August and ran into Boyd Gordon, and younger and more veteran players have been skating together for weeks. This team is excited about its prospects in 2007-08, and it’s amped to get the season started.

(6) Karl Alzner’s play in the August Super Series has drawn lots of praise; people who previously were slotting him as a good #3 blueliner are now citing his ability to control a game, play in any situation, etc. Sam Gagner ultimately earned MVP honors for the series, but Alzner accumulated a healthy share of MVP talk himself. Now, it’s just one series, and a lot of development still needs to take place with the Burnaby, British Columbia, native, but it’s possible the Caps may finally have themselves a legitimate #1 defenseman in the system. The Caps didn’t make what appeared at the time to be splashy moves or selections at the Entry Draft in Columbus, but they may have departed with a cornerstone blueliner for the next decade-plus. 

It’s not reflected yet in the broadcast allotments or print layouts of the usual mainstream suspects, but there is profoundly palpable change in the hockey air of D.C. early this fall. Some of it is attributable to the sheer maturation of the Caps’ rebuild — the really rough roads are in the team’s rearview mirror. But increasingly, I believe, there’s been widespread recognition in the new media that “the plan” as it was originally conceived years back by ownership and management has been largely well executed, and that the fruit of its harvest is making for a comparatively sweet September 2007.       
    

Stirrings of Welcome Change Settling in

Cup'pa JoeI suspect I’m reasonably idiosyncratic in concentrating my Labor Day weekend thoughts on the shortening of days’ sunlight, cooling temperatures, and the setting of the sun on summer’s sporting pursuits. I drove north and west some 400 miles, to a great Great Lake-front reunion with some college chums, and in those environs — low 80s by day, low 50s by night, strong breezes – it was impossible not to sense a change in seasons settling in. Monday afternoon I navigated my way home East by Jeep, meandering through the Pennsylvania and western Maryland mountains. None of the countryside’s leaves of course were yet changing, but the autumnal karma in me seemed to sense that that was delayed by mere days now.

I confess that a trip like this past holiday weekend’s is integral to my general demeanor this time of year. All about me throughout the weekend were audible laments of summer’s swan song, and yet for me the palpable transition was invigorating. I wore bluejeans and sweatshirts as I sipped deck beers and IPod-ded with fraternity brothers and their wives; out on the lake beach each afternoon we basked in soothing sun but never broke a sweat; the kickoff of college pigskin reminded me that the boys of summer were now marginalized a bit in perhaps a sense of shared national pastime.

And in real and great sports towns, I thought, sports page editors of professionalism were summoning their staffs to meetings mapping out strategies of liberal coverage of all of their city’s teams during the busy fall. All of them.  

Labor Day weekend affords me an ability to cross off three days of hockey-less summer and transition, psychologically, to the teasingly close onset of soon-to-be-skating days at training camp. Memorial Day weekend is soothing in its sendoff of lengthening summer and its clothes-shedding (but also, there is playoff hockey to monitor); July 4 is spirited in its patriotism (albeit steamy). But Labor Day seems to say to the puck-starved: “Ready yourself for the start, soon, of the scrapping in the corners.”

It is, therefore, the favorite summer holiday of OFB.

As if this respite in the upper Midwest weren’t enough to soothe my summer-humidity-sapped spirits, on day one back home, yesterday, the Caps issued their training camp rosters.   

Included in my weekend agenda were a pair of golf outings. This was notable for me because about seven or ten years ago I’d abandoned a profitable golfing passion. Once upon a time I could step up onto a first tee and plausibly forecast a round in the high 70s. But as day-consuming time commitments and mortgage-like outlays for regional golf invaded, I grew weary, and impoverished, and simply stored my old blades in the basement. But something about the plottings of this Labor Day weekend occasioned an oversized reigniting of my dormant passion for the links. In mid-August I successfully shopped on eBay for the set of irons I’d always wanted (Mizunos). I stood in my home on evenings the past two weeks and for the first time this decade waggled my new clubs at address positions. It was, in ways only golfers know, exciting. 

I played this weekend and I played very poorly, but I was grateful to be playing again. My college chums and I talked about future outings, together, in summers ahead, ones laden with banter of the good old days and winks related to the attractiveness of beer cart girls serving us cold ones.       

On Tuesday evening an OFB colleague rang me, seeking me as a sounding board for a file he was drafting.

“Where are you, at home or in the office?” he asked.

“I’m at the driving range,” I replied. He was startled. So was I.

As I pounded balls in mildly successful corrective passes on another gorgeous Indian summer night Tuesday I thought again about my renewed passion. Passions, actually. Now is the time to play golf, I thought. In another couple of weeks I’ll be too busy covering training camp, and then next spring, that season of hockey ridicule for a few local columnists (the only time of year they generally mention hockey — to remind us of the local team’s shortcomings), I also expect to be too busy covering hockey — local hockey — to play golf.

So I purchased another bucket of balls.  

How It’s Made - Pro Hockey Sticks

How It’s Made - Hockey Goalie Pads

How It’s Made - Hockey Gloves

How It’s Made - Hockey Sticks

How It’s Made - Hockey Pucks

In honor of Labor Day Weekend, here’s the first in a series of hockey-related videos from the Canadian-produced show How It’s Made. The Science Channel carries the show in the U.S.

Late-Summer Intrigue Among the Forward Flanks

Cup'pa JoeOn Wednesday’s CapsReport, a listener asked Mike Vogel to forecast the Caps’ forward line combinations for 2007-’08. That’s always a fun offseason exercise. As you might expect, there were no surprises among Vogel’s top 6. But when he got to the third line MV offered up some intrigue:

Pettinger-Gordon-Steckel.

Matt Pettinger is an established talent in the big league. Boyd Gordon had what certainly appeared to be a breakout year in his professional career last season, admittedly in its infancy. But Dave Steckel? An L.A. Kings’ castoff two seasons ago, earning regular and important minutes on a playoff aspiring club?

You bet.

Steckel earned a richly deserved callup by the Caps late last season after piling up career offensive numbers for the Hershey Bears, and in a game in Atlanta on April 4, sharing a sheet of ice with the likes of Ilya Kovalchuk, Marian Hossa, and Alexander Ovechkin, Steckel stood out as the best player on the ice in all three zones. This is what I wrote about his performance for OFB the following morning:

“The Dave Steckel I watched in Atlanta last night looked identical to the one I followed up in New Hampshire and Maine last month — a force in two ends of the rink, but with one key distinction: he occasionally left the ice in his Bears’ sweater for line changes. But last night for Coach Hanlon, I’m not sure I saw him leave the ice in the third period.

“It was only one game, but in the season within a season, the one where many guys are making statements to management about jobs for the autumn, Dave Steckel last night announced rather loudly that he’s likely to make a serious run at a roster spot with the parent club come training camp.”

Approximately six weeks later, I was seated in the Giant Center press box next to Joe Reekie during the Bears’ postseason run. Once again, Steckel was a standout on the sheet below. With Vogs to my right, it was a press row chock full of Steckel boosters, but Reekie’s reflections on the Bears’ leader really caught my attention: “He should have been a [Caps'] regular last season,” Reekie told me.

Steckel had a lot of folks in D.C. rubbing their eyes wondering if they’d read what they’d actually read in more than a few game accounts last season. He scored five shorthanded goals for the Bears in the regular season, including one against Albany on April 18 while killing a 5-on-3 River Rats power play.

Capitals ReportAnother thing Vogel may have had in mind Wednesday afternoon was Steckel’s being Boyd Gordon’s linemate during the Bears’ postseason march to the Calder Cup in 2006. They were two of Hershey’s best players then, utilized liberally by Bruce Boudreau in all game situations.

Beyond a real big pro physique and two straight seasons of significant development, Steckel will bring to Caps’ training camp in two weeks’ time a reputation for being one of the best thinkers of the game when he’s out on the ice. He is also fantastic on draws. Vogel may or may not have had that in mind yesterday in his line formations; if he’s right, when Boyd Gordon gets chased out of the faceoff circle this season, he could be replaced by his equal at draws. So two-thirds of the Caps’ third line would be renowned for its strategtic thinking, defensive awareness, faceoff acumen, and trustworthiness in every zone of the ice. And be joined by the significantly talented Pettinger.

In his third full season behind the Caps’ bench Glen Hanlon is going to have as many line combination options as he’s ever had. The most impressive may follow the big guns in the top 6 and join a rich legacy of two-way tormentors that play a huge role in leading the Caps back to league-wide respectability.

Knob Hockey - The Mind of a Goaltender

“No five-hole, no five-hole . . . Oops, forgot about glove.”