05 September, 2008

Category Archives: Pond Hockey

In the State of Hockey, There Is No Offseason

I had objectives to meet on business in Minneapolis-St. Paul this week, but the one I coveted most was meeting a local who could happy hour chat me through a bit of the State of Hockey’s passion for puck. I’d read a lot about it over the years, but I wanted a real live, first-hand testimonial of it, unhurried, over a couple of beers. Minneapolis native Paul Wallerius, in his youth an accomplished local scholastic hockey player, and today a successful businessman and the youth hockey coach to a team that includes his 10-year-old son (”been in skates for seven of his ten years,” he told me), gave me just that this week.

The first important Minnesota hockey history lesson Wallerius imparted to me was an appreciation for the rivalry that Minneapolis has with twin town St. Paul. St. Paul, he told me, has purposely and strategically used hockey to better its prestige in the rivalry. Minneapolis is home to the Twins, Vikings, and Timberwolves. It’s fairly horded the pro sports teams over the years. But the North Stars, Wallerius pointed out, left the Minneapolis suburb of Bloomington, and since 2000, St. Paul has been home to the Wild, where every game they’ve ever played has been sold out at the Xcel Energy Center. St. Paul and Xcel are also home to the state’s famous high school hockey tournament. St. Paul made an aggressive attempt to lure the Twins out of Minneapolis and into a new outdoor baseball stadium slated to open in 2010, but ultimately Minneapolis won the siting.

Minnesota I learned is home to some fifteen thousand lakes. Glaciers which visited the upper Midwest region tens of thousand of years ago are responsible for many of them. It seems fitting that an Ice Age would prove to be the wellspring of the terrain for the State of Hockey.

Wallerius wanted me to make a stop at Tom Reid’s Hockey City Pub, also in St. Paul. Just two blocks from the Xcel Center, it’s a modest museum for Minnesota hockey. On the day I walked over to it from the arena the high temperature in the two cities was 67 degrees, under an indigo blue sky. Very hockey weather for early September. Tom Reid was a defenseman for the North Stars back in the day. He also works radio broadcasts for Wild games. His hockey pub is home to fairly forgettable pub food but worth the visit just to admire the breadth of memorabilia smartly scattered over the pub’s brick walls.

About Xcel Center: it’s a world-class hockey venue, but it’s also home to its own museum celebrating Minnesota hockey. Its most distinctive feature for me was the Jersey Wall: the sweaters of nearly 200 Minnesota high school teams showcased on a club level. They are like individual flags forming a very United Hockey Nation. They are beautiful to behold — the moreso as no Reebok uniform systems are found among them. The arena also showcases exhibits from the U.S. Hockey Hall of Fame, and high-profile hockey headlines published decades ago in the St. Paul Pioneer Press are plastered on arena pillars.

A fairly significant moment occurred late last year when Sports Illustrated conferred the title of ‘Hockeytown’ on St. Paul, in response to Detroit’s tepid attendance at games for a great Wings’ team. The Minneapolis Star Tribune, in covering the development, noted that while St. Paul’s claims to the title are impressive, it may only be the second-best Minnesota community for the designation. Warroad, Minnesota, 400 miles to the north, is another well-credentialed claimant. Still, the major magazine’s designation of St. Paul is no trivial matter in the State of Hockey. Hockeytown, State of Hockey, would be a very cool postal address to have. I could retire there.

I pointed out to my new hockey friend that I was greatly anticipating the screening of ‘Pond Hockey,’ the new documentary crafted by Minnesotans Tommy Haines and Andrew Sherbrune. He hadn’t seen it, but he wasn’t surprised by its production by two Hockey Staters.

‘Pond Hockey’ chronicles the formation of the first annual U.S. Pond Hockey Championships, and while set in Minneapolis, it has fast become a state-wide source of enormous pride, Wallerius told me. “It’s only a couple of years old,” he noted, “but it draws teams literally from around the world.”

My new hockey friend asked me what likelihood there was that I could make a return visit to his city for the big party on the big frozen lake.

“Strong,” I replied.

He smiled. He wants to host me for it. I can’t wait for the season’s ice age to return.

The Potential for Reformed Government: Hockey for Everyone

I don’t know about you, but I’m both startled and delighted at the frequency with which we’re seeing hockey included in American’s contemporary political dialogue. Up until the very end of the veep selection process, there was a widespread belief that Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty could get the nod from nominee McCain. Ultimately, he chose a governor from another hockey-mad state, Sarah Palin of Alaska.

Back in 2004, presidential candidate John Kerry carried off a photo-op at a rink, but it didn’t carry the impact that hockey has in this election year. Kerry’s embrace of hockey then, much like that of his wind surfing voyage that campaign season, I think struck voters as something half-hearted and politically opportunistic.

But in 2008, we’ve seen political candidates in full-on and long-standing embraces of Bauers. What if during the vice presidential debates this autumn, when national political newcomer Palin is asked to relate some biography to American television viewers, she identifies ‘Mystery, Alaska’ as her favorite movie?

It’s a shame that Vice Presidents can’t issue Executive Orders, because  Governor Palin might, like Pawlenty, be inclined in office to proclaim some hockey-related initiatives human rights and high priorities in her first 100 days as veep! The right to bear Bauers . . . floor hockey in all public school phys-ed programs . . . cabinet meetings conducted within shinny skated on the Reflecting Pool (with under-performing department heads placed in goal) (Accountability in government!).

Notice the subtitle of her biography: How a Hockey Mom Turned Alaska’s Political Establishment Upside Down.

Pawlenty of course could still serve in a McCain administration (Secretary of the Frozen Interior). According to the New Republic, Pawlenty “plays lots of hockey.” According to Newsweek, the Minnesota governor “has been known to use his reception-room fireplace as a hockey goal.” (Can you see yet why we love him?) On the Minnesota governor’s own web site, visitors are informed that he still finds time to play the occasional game of pickup hockey.

Were it constitutionally permissible, Pawlenty-Gretzky would be the hockey fan’s dream ticket. Or perhaps in 2012, or 2016, we’ll see the first-ever All-Shinny ticket: Palin and Pawlenty.

Who Needs National Security Creds When You’ve Got a Terrific Backhand?

We don’t delve into politics in this forum, but should John McCain select Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty — widely believed to be on the nominee’s “short list” of VP candidates — as his running mate, and should the ticket prevail in November, it’s necessarily the case that the U.S. government would have its highest ranking advocate of pond hockey . . .  perhaps ever. Pawlenty shares his reflections on our great outdoor game in the highly anticipated documentary ‘Pond Hockey,’ to be screened around the country and released on DVD this autumn.

It would also appear that the new Vice President would have difficulty meeting some government appointments in the dead of winter.

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We could use more such governance, no?

I’m no single-issue voter, but the pick of Pawlenty could make me one.

Deep Frozen Thoughts at the Start of July

Recently we found out about the existence of Lee Twombly Pond in Falmouth, Maine. It’s claim to fame — aside from being astoundingly gorgeous — is its existence as “Northern New Engalnd’s only refrigerated outdoor skating surface.”

They actually Zamboni this outdoor sheet numerous times each winter day, weather permitting. The Pond House at the Pond is available for rent for parties and such and features both indoor and outdoor fireplaces.

Imagine perhaps 20 of your buddies renting out a late Saturday afternoon sheet for shinny there and taking refuge from the Maine winter in such a backwoods setting. Um, pass along the signup sheet, please.

In the dead of winter a lot of Americans make plans for following summer vacations in sun-baked recreational settings. Guess what we’re doing with our vacation plans right about now for six months’ hence?

We’re Hollywood Star-Struck

Forgive us this hiccup of indulgence — yesterday the makers and marketers of the documentary ‘Pond Hockey’ referred to OFB as their favorite blog.

Well, from the early looks of things, they’re our favorite documentarians. Now that July in D.C. is upon us (and Happy Canada Day to our cousins to the North!), be sure to visit the film’s web site when you need a helping hand in getting cooled off during these dog days of summer.

On Outdoor Puck, the NHL Says Chicago Is Its Kind of Town

TSN is reporting today that the NHL has decided that its next outdoor, regular season game will take place in Chicago, between the ‘Hawks and Red Wings, next season:

“TSN has confirmed that the Chicago Blackhawks will take on the Detroit Red Wings next January in what has become the league’s annual outdoor game.”

Could the game be on any day but New Years next January?

It’s the very city — and the identical two Original Six teams — we suggested just a couple of weeks ago.

Interestingly, Soldier Field is only one possible site in the Windy City for Winter Classic II. The other is Wrigley Field.

“Outdoor Hockey Is Beautiful”

That’s the sentiment of a couple of Minnesotans behind the making of the documentary ‘Pond Hockey’, now in final editing and awaiting a distributor. The filmmakers believe it’s mere weeks from showing at a theater near you. Eighty minutes of cinema we can’t wait for; sure looks like we have another OFB night at the movies looming. The trailer suggests that the filmmakers have honed in on the heart of the matter:

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As you might expect, Minnesota television stations are on this story like black on fresh lake ice. One treatment can be found here. Still another can be found here.   

But it isn’t just in Minnesota where outdoor puck is being pursued these days. Jeff Jackson’s Notre Dame Fighting Irish got swept by no. 1 Michigan last weekend, so on Monday of last week, with his charges’ spirits slumped, he took them outside for practice, where it was a not so balmy 12 degrees. That story is chronicled here. The Irish, incidentally, rebounded and swept Bowling Green this past weekend.    

Update: We heard this afternoon from Andrew Sherburne, ‘Pond Hockey’s’ Producer. The first closed screening for cast and crew will take place in a matter of weeks, while the actual release isn’t quite that close. We’ll keep you informed.

Let There Be Shinny

It was at precisely this time a year ago that a very helpful reader in Frederick, Md., alerted us to the availability of a fantastic shinny scene tucked away in Frederick’s Pinecliff Park. As luck would have it, we’ve another cold snap forging rinks each night this week in the region’s northern suburbs. Highs in Frederick Thursday and Friday aren’t expect to top freezing, and plummet well below it at night.

The park is less than an hour’s ride north and west of the District. We could have kept this our little skating secret, but we’re thinking that come Saturday morning it’d be more fun to issue a shinny challenge and take on any comers.

May we ask our readers in Frederick for a conditions update come Friday?

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US Pond Hockey Championships: Rink Construction

The US Pond Hockey Championships take place this weekend in Lake Nokomis, Minnesota. Here’s a quick video on the rink construction.

Thanks to Kukla for the assist.

So Hockey Got Asked Out on a Date This Week

Morning Cup-A-JoeSomething momentous and stupendous happened to hockey on Tuesday. By late Wednesday afternoon I was aware of an unusual mainstream media preoccupation forming a phenomenon: they were, rather uniformly, rather nationally, saying nice things about our sport. Really nice things.

Then came Wednesday’s 5:00 hour on ESPN.

I was New-Years-resolution fitnessing at a big health club then, flat screen TVs hanging overhead, the pearls of wisdom from the talking heads captioned for the sweating. At the top of hour there there’s some hip and chic and therefore unendurable split-screen of sports columnists blathering for 30 minutes. A guy named Woody from Denver, Jay from Chicago, somebody else I didn’t know, and some smarmy host red-meating the proceedings. I figured they’d quick-hit hockey ’cause of Tuesday’s novelty and move on to the important stuff, like what Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson will do together during the Cowboys’ bye week.

Instead, everyone took turns praising not just the Winter Classic but the fundamental appeals of hockey, which, they claimed, were showcased in Buffalo on Tuesday. And they couldn’t stop talking about it. They interrupted one another with accolades. They debated when and where the next outdoor game should take place. Soldier Field was mentioned, where the “revitalized Chicago Blackhawks” would skate perhaps against another Original Six club. One fella admitted that he couldn’t stick with a single college bowl game Tuesday afternoon (imagine shunning all those three- and four-loss dynamos!) because he kept getting drawn back to the Lakeside fun in a winter wonderland.

Understand that in the wallets of these Worldwide Leader in Sports personalties are laminated cards that read, “If I even know that hockey exists, I seriously hate it.”

In the middle of the hour Kornheiser and Wilbon followed, on PTI. These two of course last did coverage favors for our sport pre-expansion. But they, too, joined in the broadcast swooning over our sport. It was no gag, either. Gym exercisers to my right and left seemed to be following the dialogue like I was, but only I kept falling off equipment pedals.

At times the MoJo that moves the media in a hungry pack around a new food source is vague and intangible. It formed and fomented around hockey late Tuesday and throughout Wednesday. I don’t think as recently as 12:45 p.m. Tuesday anyone even in the NHL’s Communications or Marketing offices could have imagined the media’s love-at-first-sight sweet nothings for our game soon to ensue.

Early Thursday I Googled “Winter Classic” as a subject search, and from little more than one full page of listings spotted these headlines:

Winter Classic is a step in the right direction

Winter Classic: Outdoor Game Scores

The Perfect Snowstorm: The Winter Classic Scores

NBC Shoots, Scores with NHL Winter Classic Ratings

Winter Classic a Huge Success

NHL Winter Classic proves league can get it right (” . . . nothing short of an overwhelming success . . . “)

In truth, hockey got lucky Tuesday, on at least two fronts. The first was a slate of yawner college pigskin bowl games, the byproduct of BCS madness rendering New Years Day — once the sport’s Christmas morning — now needless, the nutritional equivalent of television Twinkies. The second front, obviously, was the weather one: raucus and Rockwellian. The Ralph on Tuesday had everything but the Budweiser Clydesdales.

Best of all, few among the millions who watched likely thought, “Ah-hah, the spoiled millionaires are discomforted for a few hours.” No, millions saw highly skilled, smiling skaters persevering through rhythm-robbing interruptions and a rapidly deteriorating playing surface, and 71,000 supporters screaming through sideways snow and sleet and gashing Great Lake winds.

I became aware that hockey had created a crush, that in this week it was being asked out on a date by the four-sport letterman who never noticed us in class; a date perhaps only for this Saturday night, but a date nonetheless.

Here’s a loser-has-to-get-a-Mike-Green-haircut wager I direct at those who think Tuesday was a lone flicker of lucky lust directed at the league: there’s a new Yankee Stadium today under construction, and it won’t be open 5 years before the Rangers skate a regular season game in it.

Why would the Yankees and BigMedia care about us again?

Because in our natural state we’re very pretty.

Knee-jerks & Notes: New Years Fun Indoors and Out

We followed two big games on Tuesday.

Outdoors:

  • NBC opened its broadcast with Peter Gabriel’s instrumental “It Is Accomplished” from the Passion soundtrack–an excellent choice on many levels. Then the network returned to predictable form with Foreigner’s “Cold As Ice.” At least the network didn’t play “Ice Ice Baby.”
  • There was an awful lot of smiling players’ faces on the benches in camera close-ups immediately before the game. Of course all of them were going to be diplomatic and supportive of the event in the lead-up, but in the moment, this display of enthusiasm sure seemed authentic and organic and evocative of the heart of the matter.
  • The snowballing of the Pittsburgh team bus arriving at the Ralph — executed by hordes of Sabres’ fans — argued well for continuing this event in the future.
  • Outdoor GameIt would be easy to pan the event on the basis of the inclimate conditions — visibility was generally poor for players, spectators, and home viewers; trainers and players dealt with a litany of equipment challenges; Zambonis were on the ice as frequently as fourth-liners; and league Ice Tech Dan Craig may as well have been in the game program as often as he was on the ice. But our sense is that the event’s overall atmosphere earned the game’s first star, and that the league scored an overtime game-winner with this idea and its general execution. The overall effect was one of a compelling Season’s Greeting showcasing sports’ most under appreciated athletes in their embrace of winter’s elements.
  • In a very real sense this was a maiden run in terms of the league establishing outdoor ice quality. Buffalo’s football field is pitched at nine degrees! There was never going to be an issue with ice quality in Edmonton for the Heritage Classic in 2003 — Alberta skies were clear that night, and temps were below that of Cryogenics. The league will learn a lot from Tuesday afternoon in Buffalo, and apply lessons learned to any future outdoor engagements.
  • You’re a liar if you thought in the third period, while he skated on a sheet of snow, sleet, and patched-up makeshift ice, Sergei Give-it-away-when-and-where-it-hurts-most Gonchar would escape the tied game unscathed. By Divine Intervention he did, but no sane human being would have predicted it.
  • Some fantastic hitting, in corners and in open ice, and NBC cameras captured it superbly. Hockey played outdoors in snow with hatred and heavy hitting between the teams, in high definition: four unfiltered Marlboros for the OFB team, please.
  • There is something special to Kris Letang and shootouts. He actually lost control of the puck twice while bearing down on Ryan Miller and still managed to beat him.
  • Fitting that Sidney Crosby ended the game. He was its best player.
  • The NHL’s All-Star Game continues to suffer from both an identity crisis and any sense of relevance/importance. What about taking it outdoors, and perhaps even marrying it to a regular season game between a rotation of two teams each year? Make a Winter Weekend of it all.
  • The Commish, afterward: “This obviously is something we’re going to look at doing again. This is the type of event we certainly will be looking at doing in the future.” Think the league might be pleased with the results? A color photo of celebrating Pens appears on A1 of today’s New York Times.

Indoors:

  • Question for the New York Post’s Larry Brooks and the Ottawa Sun’s Bruce Garrioch, both of whom recently have opined that Alexander Ovechkin shouldn’t bother negotiating a new deal with the Caps and instead move on via restricted free agency to a “real” hockey market: one such market can’t be Ottawa, right, seeing as how the Sens are futile in all attempts to defeat the Caps?
  • Ovechkin on the Faceoff - Photo by G. KriebelSpeaking of MSM, WUSA’s Brett Haber has the title of Sports Director. He labors in Washington, D.C. It would be charitable to say that he is seldom seen in the press lounge of Verizon Center. It would be understandable by Washington MSM standards were he to have ignored hockey on his New Years Day evening sportscast and instead directed all his energy at the playoff-bound Redskins. That’s par for the course in these parts. Instead he man-loved Sir Sidney to no end, calling him the best player in hockey. We won’t call this an egregious offense but rather one of breathtaking tone deafness; in legitimate sports towns in which there is a lead athlete credibly creating dispute about such a point, the hometown athlete typically earns the decision.
  • Ottawa played a shockingly undisciplined game fueled by out-of-control emotion in the determinative first period. A novice fan making his or her first-ever visit to an NHL game at Verizon Center yesterday, pressed to identify what team had spent the entirety of this decade in the NHL postseason, and winning about 70 percent of its games the past eight years, and what one hung up the gear more or less every April, would have guessed Ottawa the golfers and the Caps the savvy vets.
  • Martin Gerber may not be the Sens’ solution to confidence-inspiring, trustworthy, big-stop-when-you-most-need-it postseason netminding.
  • The Mike Green Express — an Amtrak Acela toward what should be an All Star selection. He’s still remarkably young, still prone to the occasional error borne of limited big-league experience, but he’s a jewel of his draft class and a lynchpin of Caps’ playoff teams for years to come.
  • Little noted but imperative: Ovechkin had to execute some magical footwork to remain onside on Mike Green’s end-to-end virtuoso tally.
  • Serious sigh of relief: the Caps got off the O-fer collar with 5-on-3 man-advantages.
  • Think about how formidable the five-game stretch that began in Pittsburgh on December 27 looked and consider where the Caps are now: 5 of a possible 6 points earned, with beatable Boston up next.
  • It’s frigid outside in Washington, D.C., early in 2008 and the city’s hockey team is hot. Expect your other-sports loving friends this week — even a few donned in burgundy and gold — to begin leaning against AO’s @ss-Kicking Express, eying empty seats within. Welcome their interest. We don’t know yet if the proverbial corner has been turned for this hockey team, but right now it feels very hockey healthy in Washington, and it feels wonderful.

Must reading:

** “Best in Snow,” Ross McKeon, Yahoo!Sports **

** “A Thrilling Snowball Effect,” Kevin Paul Dupont, Boston Globe

** “Ice Bowl Is One for the Ages, with NHL Record Crowd,” John Bonfatti and Gene Warner, Buffalo News

** “Want the ultimate outdoor rink? Dan Craig makes it so,” Scott Burnside, ESPN.com

The Great Outdoors: On Ice-Covered Buffalo Wings and Frostbitten Big Lips

Morning Cup-A-JoeMy New Year’s wish: that 64,000 of the expected 74,000 fans packing Buffalo’s football stadium tomorrow afternoon for the Winter Classic are Maple Leaf fans donning blue and white Leafs’ sweaters.

Give the NHL credit when credit is due: the marketing for tomorrow’s game has been — most particularly by NHL standards — superb. Last Friday’s USA Today had lavish coverage of the game and of outdoor hockey in general. The league has fed superb images of the construction of the rink to scores of electronic media, making the Winter Classic a staple of Web sports navigating for at least the past week. And the league is wisely using its broadcast outlet, the NHL Network, as a lead coverage catalyst. Take a look at the broadcast schedule there today, for instance:

1:30 - 4:00 p.m.: Winter Classic Preview

4:00 - 6:00 p.m.: Heritage Classic (Montreal vs. Edmonton)

6:30 p.m.: Sidney Crosby Revealed (skip that) (as if he hasn’t been revealed already enough)

7:00 - 9:30 p.m.: Replay of the Winter Classic Preview

Buffalo of course is nobody’s idea of a holiday destination, but it is in New York, and that has a lot to do with the league getting the coverage it is for this gig. Clearly, it learned a lesson from the Heritage Classic. That was a magnificent event, including as it did the Old Timer’s Game featuring Wayne and his old Oiler teammates and some greats from the Habs’ past. The feature game itself was competitive and well played. But the whole event took place in frozen-over Alberta. It was broadcast on Hockey Night in Canada, but there was zero U.S. television coverage.

There is no longer much in the way of compelling college pigskin on New Years Day anymore, larded as it is with three- and four-loss, third- and fifth-place-in-their-conference teams about the networks. A national champion is never crowned on New Years Day anymore. That’s a travesty.

Scores of NHLers in recent days have expressed support for the league’s staging an outdoor game every year. They speak of games like this with uniform enthusiasm. New Years is the perfect occasion for it.

The NHL has something fantastically distinctive with outdoor hockey. There’s nothing the other sports can do to match it for intrigue. Better: it’s anything but forced, schlocky fabrication — it’s a return to hockey’s roots. And fans, in Canada and the U.S., are responding, in droves. Sabres’ officials last week claimed that they could have sold 150,000 tickets for tomorrow’s game. I don’t dount it.

One hundred thousand of them likely would have come from Toronto.

Sunday a Day of (Kettler) Unrest

Cup'pa JoeWith five days off before Friday’s game with New Jersey, an observer of Sunday morning’s practice at Kettler Capitals might think the Caps were immersed in a mid-season training camp. Chris Clark, Viktor Kozlov, and Alexander Ovechkin were excused from the skate. Boudreau skated the rest of a weary hockey team a little more than an hour, and often hard. A lot of the drills in the session’s opening opening half had the look of fall camp’s.

“What we’ve done the last 10 days has all been verbal and visual rather than actually doing it, because we haven’t had the time on the ice,” Coach Boudreau said afterward. This block of off days, he added, “is a great teaching tool, and that’s why we want to use it to our advantage.”

During Saturday night’s Comcast telecast JoeB and Craig alluded to Alexander Semin not yet being in “game shape.” In drills Sunday morning Semin looked mobile, but his timing with some of his elite moves appeared to be just off. His razzle-dazzle has some rust on it. And how couldn’t it? He’s missed not just a large number of the team’s games this season but scores of practices as well.

Chris Clark, Boudreau said, is “day to day.”

From a Caps’ official: “Pittsburgh only has 24 points . . . that’s a bigger story than our having 20.”

Agreed.

And what has happened to Ottawa?

On Kettler’s second sheet of ice early Sunday the Washington Junior Nationals, coached by ex-Cap Mark Tinordi, were facing the Portland Junior Pirates in an Atlantic Metropolitan Hockey League game. The rink was crammed with spectators, the rock music during play stoppages was loud, and the hockey was superb. I really didn’t know a thing about this league and its level of play, so I did a bit of research on the ‘Net late yesterday. The Jr. Nats are affliated with the Junior Capitals and the Washington Little Caps (Tier I). They play their games at Kettler and at the Gardens Ice House in Laurel, Md.

The Junior Nats and the Junior Caps form the Washington Junior Nationals College Development Program (WJNCDP). From the team’s web site: “It is the mission of the WJNCDP to help players develop as young men and as hockey players, but also to help guide these young men toward some form of college hockey.” Coach Tinordi has two sons skating for him — Jarred and Matt. The Nats are 14-11-0-2 and will travel to Hudson, New Hampshire this weekend  for a two-game series against the Northern Cyclones. This is good hockey to watch — you now have two good reasons to make winter visits to Kettler Capitals.

The Caps are off Monday and then travel to Chevy Chase Country Club Tuesday evening at 6:00 p.m. for a return engagement of last season’s highly appealing outdoor practice there, weather permitting. The forecast for Tuesday evening looks pretty good. I’m particularly interested to see what someone like Nicklas Backstrom thinks of this noval and perhaps annual outing.     

A BigMedia’s Must-See Sports

I really hate it when BigMedia takes a terrific story idea and dilutes its fun with needless and distracting ideology/social commentary. Most of us patronize sports to escape the shortcomings of the real world, after all. Jim Caple of ESPN’s Page 2 today took a fun and fascinating topic — 101 of sports’ fans must-see sporting events – and gave it what I call the ESPN treatment: a decent amount of thought and persuasiveness, some cleverness, but also that outlet’s characteristic politically correct/social re-engineering/insufferable, haughty, elitist and condescending lecture-posturing. What should have been a wholly fun and largely frivolous, debate-provoking summer read lapses at times into an unintended parody of MSM values . . . the ones which are seldom shared by an important constituency – its readers/viewers.

Well, at least Caple got out of the starting gate in OK fashion. His top 5 must-see sporting events is as follows:

  • Summer Olympics
  • World Cup
  • Winter Olympics
  • World Series
  • NCAA Subregional

Confession: no. 5, the college “Subregional,” I have no idea what that is. But the others, well, they bear the force of mass popularity behind them. You can have the World Cup, as for me soccer is chess played out on grass and patronized all too frequently by hooligans. (Rioting over 2 hours of scorelessness is understandable, but not for the reasons the Europeans and Third-Worlders do.) I was actually surprised at the high ranking for the Winter Olympics, seeing as how little “diversity” there is among its athletes. Caple snuck one past his editor.

Caple then has the Masters in his top 10 (no. 8, which is fine); Wimbledon’s (9) ok too, so long as you’re seated at Centre Court and Maria Sharapova’s playing. His first really big error is with Michigan-Ohio State, at no. 17. I’m sorry, but that’s American Icon, almost certainly the biggest event each year in the Midwest (that explains BigMedia’s devalue-ing it). A top 10-er for sure.   

Hockey makes its initial appearance in Caple’s list at no. 20: The Stanley Cup playoffs. OK. You and I would have it higher, of course, but remember, this is the same outlet that ditched the NHL, and its postseason, in favor of  televised poker. And high school cheerleading competitions. Continue reading ›

Dispatch from the American Hockey League Road

Spring is encroaching on Washington, but not New England. Not yet. Friday afternoon I passed an ice fisherman in southern Massachusetts and a lone pond hockey player in Nashua, New Hampshire. Knowing such conditions were likely, I packed an Easton hockey stick and my gloves and skates. It was torture passing the snow-crusted banks of the Nashua pond without Winter Roadpulling over — that lone skater needed a passing buddy — but it was already 5:15 Friday evening and I’d driven straight from Maryland without a meal, stopping only for fuel. Faceoff at the Verizon Wireless Arena in Manchester was at 7:30, and I needed a hot meal and a few early Friday evening beers after more than eight hours in the Jeep. I resolved to scout out a skating pond in Maine Saturday afternoon.

Three puckhead chums journeyed up to New England to join me this weekend, but they beat me here by a full day. Marleen rang my cell Friday while I was on the New Jersey Turnpike to alert me to some shinny she thought she observed while driving through Massachusetts. Turned out to be a guy ice fishing. “If you’re mistaking an ice fisherman for a pond hockey player,” I told her, “must have been Joe Reekie out there.” Hah.

Major League Baseball is already in its second week of exhibition games, but I’m hardly ready for spring, and so this long weekend journey north is spa-therapeutic for my hockey soul. One can almost chart winter’s staying power and depth with each 100 miles migrated north. In New York state, I regularly see massive crests of ice that have bled through rugged rockwall framing the highway.

This is my fifth or sixth weekend tour of the American Hockey League, and this one will include a Sunday Q’ League matinée in Lewiston, Maine. Fifteen minutes into my visit to Manchester, New Hampshire’s, Verizon Wireless Arena Friday night, I’m overcome by a conviction that this league has just about everything right while its big, far more expensive brother would do well to emulate approximately 75 of the A League’s features.

The most obvious: one can plop down $20 at the box office and two minutes later press one’s face against the glass. We can quibble about what are admission rates that are good for both owners and hockey families in the NHL, but 20 bucks sure seems right for a prime perch for minor pro hockey. And make no mistake — the ‘A’ is damn good pro hockey. Continue reading ›

Good Fences (and Rinks?) Make Good Neighbors

There is an old adage that says “Good fences make good neighbors.” Does this also apply to backyard ice rinks?

Backyard Ice Rink

Be sure to visit James Mirtle’s blog for the rest of the pictures, including the “John Deere Ice Resurfacing Machine.”

Sunday Skate in Pinecliff Park, Frederick, Maryland

pond2.jpegI was in the misery portion of Saturday night’s game with the Rags on my television when I logged on for diversion and found a fortuitous comment to my “Freezing February, My Friend” file of earlier in the week. It informed me of a skating pond in Frederick, Maryland, frozen solid, altogether welcoming of shinny skaters. Imagine that! There were hockey players young and more experienced gathering there Sunday afternoon, the email informed me. In an instant, sad Saturday became Let’s -Get-to-Bed-Early-for-Skating-Sunday.

To OFB reader and Frederick resident Mike, I am puck soda indebted to you.

My beer league buddy Richard and I Jeeped up to the pond this afternoon and captured these images. Enjoy.

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Morning Cup-a-Joe (2/6/07)

cupajoe.jpegInland water seeking its ocean, rivers, streams, and occasionally even troughs are in constant motion, and so when in our region nature, with a hard freeze, halts their movements, I’ve ever regarded it as a call to halt life’s regular motion — of work, chores, and regular leisure — and replace it with life’s greatest: legs churning, bladed bursts and glidings, arms rising in salute of shinny scores. Our present blessed freeze is in its infancy, but its vista transforming effects are already postcard-worthy. On Monday I halted my routine to share an extended weekend with my father, whose post-retirement home rests on a gentle slope overlooking a tributary of the Miles River on Maryland’s Eastern Shore. Yesterday morning we sipped coffee together while perusing newspapers, regularly distracted by the novel beauty outside his patio windows of a perfectly formed frozen waterway meandering for miles down by the dock.

I cannot tell you where or when he first took me pond skating as a youth — my memories of our hockey-related journeys are too cluttered in their volume — but as father and son in 1970s and ’80s Washington we were among the first to the freshly frozen Canal, Reflecting Pool, or Blue Ridge Mountain pond on frosty winter weekends.

After coffee yesterday we ran errands made marvelous on a Monday morning by the slow routine of shore life, and whether chatting or riding silently along commuter-free roads our heads would turn, instinctively, to inventory the progress of the freeze on all manner of moderate-sized water. My father, his body war- and hockey battered, needs knee replacement surgery, which necessarily will end his playing days with the GerriHatTricks. (He’s therefore resisted it.) He hasn’t played, actually, in a couple of years, and instead volunteers to run the time clock at seniors tournaments his teammates enter. This allows him to be in the room “with the boys.”

A relatively new resident “over the Bridge,” Dad hasn’t known this sort of wintery weather there, which made this visit so special. We stopped at Blockbuster early last evening and briefly considered renting ‘Mystery, Alaska,’ but we’d seen it already upwards of a hundred times between us. We took the chocolate lab with us on all of our errands, and included in my Jeep unloading to accommodate her was my Easton street hockey stick. I ride around town with a street hockey stick, it would seem, because you just never know when you’ll spot a game and need to pull over and join. I took the Easton aluminum with its plastic blade out of my Jeep and leaned it against Dad’s garage yesterday. Riding home across the Bridge this morning I realized that I’d left it behind, then immediately smiled realizing that this was that rarest of Washington winter weeks, when street hockey sticks won’t be needed by the weekend.

I want from life this week not four or six standings points for my team but one more walk alongside my father toward our favorite form of recreation, this time a walk we’ve never made: down his property’s slope, skates slung over our shoulders, layered in turtlenecks and bulky sweaters and bluejeans, with a one-year-old lab hell-bent on completing our line. With his arthritic hands and aching back it’s literally the case we’d spend more time gearing Dad up than we would out on the ice tossing passes to one another. Neither of us, I don’t imagine, would complain much about that.

Freezing February, My Friend

Calling all pond hockey players: the warmest we’ll see D.C. before next Friday is Thursday’s high of 35 degrees, with night-time lows, each night, threatening the single digits. My sources in upper Montgomery County inform me that that region’s waterways are already covered with a thin sheen of ice. Shinny on the Canal next weekend, anyone?

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Old Man Winter sure has made a comeback. Of George Foreman proportions.

Of course, downtown, the Park Police Party Poopers will insist on at least 24 inches of Winnipeg thickness before they’ll allow toddlers out for a mid-winter skate. Trust me, by late this coming week Maryland streams and shallow ponds will be ready for day-long recreating in touques and traditional hockey sweaters. I’m interested in parking my Jeep off-road somewhere and walking through a thicket toward unmonitored black ice paradise.

So here’s my offer: if your neighborhood has such a hideaway, send us directions and OFB will bring a chest of puck sodas.

Morning cup-a-joe (1/19/07)

cupajoe.jpegIf your Saturday errands happen to position you in or near Baudette, Minnesota, well, firstly, have some gloves and hand and feet warmers, cause you’ll be rather near the North Pole, but consider spending $5 real well and taking in the Baudette Bay Hockey Classic. Last Saturday was Hockey Day in Canada; this Saturday Minnesota, the State of Hockey, celebrates the game in its own fashion, and the centerpiece of the festivities is the matinee high school match between the Lake of the Woods Bears and the St. Paul Johnson Governors. $5 admission. For the game played on a pond.

Actually, on a sizable lake, Baudette Bay. It’s not pure pond hockey — the locals have erected boards and lights on the lake — but with national television cameras in place, you can’t quite expect prolonged pauses in the action while the varsity tracks down errant passes into the next county. Thousands of Minnesotans are expected to cram the banks in Willie Walleye Park to watch.

You have adore the manner in which Minnesotans have embraced harsh winter (harsh of course is a relative term — when temps dipped below 50 here in D.C. this week, I saw Metro commuters wrapped up like mummies). The latest update on the official web site for Hockey Day Minnesota includes these advisories:

“The bridge on Hwy. 11 will be open to spectators. An admission ticket will be required. Tickets will be sold at the bridge . . . [Also] Border State Bank plans a tailgate.”

Fox Sports North is televising 11 consecutive hours of Hockey Day Minnesota, beginning with the schoolboy tilt.

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It’s been a mild winter in most parts until very recently, and just a few weeks back, it looked as if the second annual U.S. Pond Hockey Championships were going to be a casualty. That bit of frozen fun also takes place in Minnesota this weekend. Organizers have shifted the site of the tournament out of Minneapolis proper and onto Lake Nokomis, a wee bit to the north.

Thin ice isn’t so much a concern up at Baudette Bay. They presently have 22 inches. And tonight that tally is likely to grow: a low of -2. Saturday’s forecast, however, is pretty spectacular — a high of 23, with winds between just 5 and 10 mph. You can play outside all day in those conditions!

Old (Missing) Man Winter, Look What You’re Doing!

snowman-christmas.jpegWe in D.C. aren’t the only ones suffering from unseasonably southerly breezes. The poor pond hockey players in Minnesota, it appears, have to settle for some roller blade-based sport:

“In Minnesota, where a water skier in a wetsuit was recently seen on the Mississippi River near St. Paul, ice fishing tournaments have been canceled. The U.S. Pond Hockey Championships scheduled for Jan. 19-21 in Minneapolis have only a 50-50 chance of being held.”

And imagine a winter carnival there relying upon plastic blocks of ice!

“. . . organizers of the St. Paul Winter Carnival, scheduled to begin late this month, said the ice is not thick enough to harvest into 1,400 blocks for the ice maze. They may have to switch to plastic blocks.”

Shed a tear over a beer this month for our nation’s sidelined shinny players.