31 Juli, 2008

De Archieven van de categorie: De Koningen van Los Angeles

Uw Aanwezigheid wordt gevraagd - het Programma van de Kapitalen van 2008-09 Washington

NHL gaf het regelmatige seizoenprogramma vandaag voor alle 30 teams vrij. NHL zal zijn 91ste seizoen in Stockholm, Zweden en Praag, Tsjechische Republiek met een paar spelen tussen Rangers en Bliksem in Praag en de Senatoren en Penguins in Stockholm op 4 en 5 Oktober openen.

Washington Captials - secundair embleemDe kapitalen beginnen met het seizoen op de weg in Atlanta op Vrijdag, 10 Oktober met het eerste huisspel de volgende dag tegen Cristobal Huet en Chicago Blackhawks.   Olaf Kolig bezoekt voor het eerst de Cabine van de Telefoon op 10 November.

Het programma van dit seizoen is onder een nieuwe matrijs die elk team hebben aan het spelen van zes spelen tegen elk team in zijn afdeling (24 spelen), vier spelen tegen de niet-afdelingsteams binnen zijn conferentie (40 spelen), en 18 niet-conferentiespelen - minstens n spel tegen elke club in de andere conferentie (15 spelen) en drie huis-en-huisreeksen tegen niet-conferentieteams.

Sommige programmanota's:

Alle dertig teams zullen in actie op dezelfde dag betreffende Zaterdag, zijn 25 oktober.

2009 de Schrijver uit de klassieke oudheid van de Winter op 1 Januari bij Wrigley van Chicago Gebied dat met Blackhawks plaatsvinden zal de Koperwieken van Stanley onder ogen ziet Cup Champion Detroit.

Het spel van de alle-Ster NHL zal in het Centrum van de Klok van Montreal op 2t worden gehouden Januari.   Montreal zal ook het Ontwerp van de Ingang van 2009 op 26 en 27 Juni ontvangen.

De Dag van het hockey in Canada komt op zijn alle-Canadese lineup op Februay eenentwintigste met Ottawa terug in Montreal, Vancouver in Toronto, en Calgary in Edmonton.

[Het Volledige Programma van Kapitalen na de onderbreking.]

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Well His Name Isn’t Gary Fretman

The NHL ownership scandals continue; and it’s beyond Boots Del Baggio and his shady tactics for buying the Nashville Predators . . . Anaheim Ducks owner Henry Samueli has pleaded guilty to lying to federal authorities. Gary Bettman seemed unperturbed:

“The Samuelis have been terrific owners. They’re perhaps the most community-minded and charitable people in all of Orange County,” Bettman said. “I am not going to fret about something that may or may not be substantiated at the end of the day.”

Read all about it at The Star.

First-Round Flops Over the Years

No team can get it right in round one every year, even drafting very high. And at times all teams get it really wrong then. A survey such as this is a powerful reminder of the crapshoot that is selecting 18-year-old hockey players. However, it is also an invitation for fans to react with, “What the *@^* were you thinking?”

I’ve included picks made by the Whale with those of the Hurricanes, and of those made by the Nordiques in association with Colorado, to even out the survey period. No need however to add Winnipeg to Phoenix’s draft woes — the Desert Dogs know how to screw the draft pooch up high all on their own. Take a look:

Team Player Picked Comment Studs Selected After
Anaheim Stanislav Chistov (5th, 2001) The ‘07 Cup win offers serious salve for the Stanislav screwup Mike Komisarek, Pascal Leclaire, R.J. Umberger, Ales Hemsky, Mike Cammalleri
Atlanta Patrick Stefan (no.1, 1999) The ‘99 harvest wasn’t swell to be sure, but this still is a serious stinker The Sedin twins, Martin Havlat
Boston Lars Jonsson (7th, 2000) A good recipe for Swedish meatballs would have delivered more Brooks Orpik, Alexander Frolov, Anton Volchenkov, Niklas Kronvall
Buffalo Shawn Anderson, (5th, 1986) This was a Shawn of the Dead selection Vincent Damphousse, Brian Leetch, Craig Janney, Teppo Numminen
Calgary Bryan Deasley (19th, 1987) The Flames’ no. 1 from ‘86, George Pelawa, died in a motorcycle crash that summer, making this a two-year strikeout stretch John LaClair, Eric Desjardins, Mathieu Schneider, Stephane Matteau
Carolina/Hartford Fred Arthur (8th, 1980) No relation to Bea Arthur, except in NHL impact Paul Coffey, Brent Sutter, Craig Ludwig, Steve Larmer, Andy Moog, Jari Kurri
Chicago Tony Tanti (12th, 1981) Wirtz maybe thought he’d sign cheap? Al MacInnis, Chris Chelios, Mike Vernon, John Vanbiesbrouck
Colorado/Quebec Aniel Dore (5th, 1988) Who doesn’t own an Aniel Dore Nordiques’ sweater? Jeremy Roenick, Teemu Selanne, Rob Blake, Rod Brind’Amour, Martin Gelinas
Columbus Alexander Picard (8th, 2004) Inspector Clousseau isn’t going to look into this pick — he made it Alexander Radulov, Drew Stafford, Andrej Meszaros, Wojtek Wolski
Dallas Jason Bacashihua (26th, 2001) Played with the ECHL’s Johnston Chiefs in ‘07-08, which for a first-rounder seven years after being drafted is a fairly moderate pace of development Derek Roy, Fedor Tyutin, Mike Cammalleri, Jason Pominville, Dave Steckel
Detroit Shawn Burr (7th, 1984) I thought briefly of exluding the Wings from this exercise, they draft so well, and you have to go back a bit to find a serious screwup Shane Corson, Sylvain Cote, Gary Roberts, Kevin Hatcher, Scott Mellanby
Edmonton Marc-Antoine Pouliot (22nd, 2003) Overlooked this scouting report by the rest of the league: “Thin, weak, won’t hit or backcheck or play in traffic. Other than that, he’s dandy.” Mike Richards, Corey Perry, Patrice Bergeron, Matt Carle
Florida Petr Taticek (9th, 2002) Why no postseasons in Sunrise, Cats’ fans ask? Look at this pick Alexander Semin, Chris Higgins, Alexander Steen, Cam Ward
Los Angeles Wally McBean (4th, 1987) Not a new lunch item at MickeyD’s Joe Sakic, Andrew Cassels, Mathieu Schneider, Luke Richardson
Minnesota (Wild/Stars) Brian Lawton (no. 1, 1983) The bridesmaid to Daigle Pat LaFontaine, Steve Yzerman, Tom Barrasso, Cam Neely
Montreal Terry Ryan (8th, 1995) Terry Hatcher would have looked better here Jarome Iginla, J.S. Giguere, Petr Sykora, Martin Biron
Nashville Brian Finley (6th, 1999) The day the music stopped in Honkeytonkville Barret Jackman, Martin Havlat, Mike Commodore, David Tanabe
New Jersey Adrian Foster (28th, 2001) Yo, Adrian! Legend has it that Foster wasn’t even on other teams’ lists — anywhere! Fedor Tyutin, Mike Cammalleri, Peter Budaj, Ray Emery, Patrick Sharp
NY Islanders Dave Chyzowski (2nd, 1989) Can’t blame Mad Mike for this one — he didn’t arrive until ‘95 Bill Guerin, Pavel Bure, Olaf Kolzig, Stu Barnes
NY Rangers Hugh Jessiman (12th, 2003) Hughe mistake! Brent Seabrook, Steve Bernier, Zach Parise, Ryan Getzlaf
Ottawa Alexander Daigle (no. 1, 1993) The Mother of all Misses; to “Daigle” in round one is every GM’s nightmare Chris Pronger, Paul Kariya, Todd Bertuzzi, Brendan Witt, Adam Deadmarsh
Philadelphia Claude Boivin (14th, 1988) Philly does real well in the first round; this year, not so much Rob Blake, Alexander Mogilny, Tony Amonte, Bret Hedican, Tie Domi
Phoenix Blake Wheeler ( 5th, 2004) Wheeler of misfortune; think Gretz & co. reached here? Rostislav Olesz, Alexander Radulov, Drew Stafford, Wojtek Wolski
Pittsburgh Zarley Zalapski (4th, 1980) ZZ FlopTop and agonizing alliteration Paul Coffey, Jari Kurri, Steve Larmer, Craig Ludwig, Brent Sutter
San Jose Pat Falloon (2nd, 1991) Plus, Pat had to don that original San Jose teal sweater on the ‘91 draft stage Scott Niedermayer, Peter Forsberg, Martin Lapointe, Brian Rolston, Alexei Kovalev
St. Louis Perry Turnbull (2nd, 1979) 188 goals in an NHL career is nothing to snicker at, but methinks Ray Bourque would have helped out more Ray Bourque, Mike Gartner, Brian Propp, Kevin Lowe
Tampa Alexander Svitov (3rd, 2001) Tampa (Nikita Alexeev) hasn’t exactly struck Lightning with first-round Russians Pascal Leclaire, Alex Hemsky, R.J. Umberger, Shaone Morrisonn
Toronto Gary Nylund (3rd, 1982) This is the stuff of Cup droughts Scott Stevens, Phil Housley, Dave Andreychuk, Doug Gilmour
Vancouver Jere Gillis (4th, 1978) The Canucks have no home-grown Hall of Famers, including Gillis Mark Napier, Don Maloney, Doug Wilson, Bengt Gustafsson
Washington Greg Joly ( no.1, 1974) Good Golly what a stinker! “The next Bobby Orr” it was said of Joly in ‘74. Umm, not so much. Clark Gillies, Pierre Larouche, Bryan Trottier, Doug Riesbrough

John Buccigross: SportsCenter Anchor, NHL columnist, and … OFB Reader?

Over the holiday weekend two weeks ago, pucksandbooks played a “what if” game concerning the future of Alexander Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals. In the post, he suggests that “should the Caps and Ovechkin arrive at an impasse in new deal discussions, excruciatingly painful though it may be, a deal with the Kings could make sense.”

The suggestion sparked some lively debate as more than 30 comments were left along with others that had to be deleted due to violation of the OFB Comment Policy. It may have even planted an idea in an answer to a question concerning Ovechkin on John Buccigross’ latest Mother of All Mailbags on ESPN.com.

Hey John,

Whenever I watch [Alexander] Ovechkin, I see that he looks really mad that he’s in Washington. Where do you think he will end up next season, assuming he doesn’t re-sign (which I doubt)?

Jeff
Philadelphia

ESPN's John Buccigross[Buccigross]: Alexander Ovechkin isn’t going anywhere. Probably. He is a restricted free agent and the Capitals would match any offer. I’m sure Oilers GM Kevin Lowe is preparing a 45-year, $421.7 million offer sheet as we speak. Would the Capitals ever considering trading Ovechkin? Well, if No. 8 pushed the matter and wanted to play in a market, like say, Los Angeles, then something could be done there.

The Kings have enough young talent, and potentially the overall No. 1 pick, that the Capitals could make a deal there and potentially make their team better. Would the Kings trade goalie prospect Jonathan Bernier, Jack Johnson, and Michael Cammalleri and their No. 1 pick for Ovechkin, the Caps’ first pick, a top defensive prospect and perhaps a character guy like Chris Clark, or a framework similar to that? Putting prospect Karl Alzner along with Johnson in front of a prospect like Bernier could reap huge dividends. The NHL is a “defense first” league and it will remain that way. You need to be a good defensive team with great goaltending to win playoff rounds, and while the Caps have played well recently, can you picture them winning a playoff series any time soon?

The trade sounds like a lot for the Kings to give up, but having a star in the Los Angeles market is vital for the Kings. Put Anze Kopitar with Ovechkin and any upright mammal and you have a No. 1 line. Dustin Brown can play with Alexander Frolov and maybe Patrick O’Sullivan on the second line. The third and fourth lines can be constructed with young players and veteran free agents. The major issue is giving up a goalie prospect like Bernier. Goalies are always tough to gauge. How many “can’t miss” goalies have we seen fizzle out? Being bold results in championships. Maybe the Capitals, multiple assets away from being a playoff force, are pondering such a bold move involving their star player who appears to be looking to max out his earning potential.

Trade Ovechkin? It May Come to That

Ovechkin on the ice after the final horn - photo by Kate McGovern / Off Wing OpinionThe Comcast broadcast booth discussion last night of Mike Cammalleri’s game — Coach Boudreau informing JoeB and Craig that the gifted LA Kings’ pivot was, after Ovechkin, the most gifted hockey player he’d seen up close (Boudreau coached him in Manchester) — was interesting to me, to say the least.

The Kings have a wealth of gifted young players in their organization and a 30th place standing to show for it. The Caps have a stud, some very good young players, and a 29th place standing to show for it. They also have thorny contract negotiations taking place (sort of) with their stud. Coach Boudreau possesses what might be termed fluency with a fair number of players in the Kings’ organization. Additionally, the Kings have a history of parting with a motherload of talented youth in order to acquire the services of the game’s premiere talent. It’s Tinseltown, after all.

And then there’s this: in year three of AO’s reign in D.C. the Caps are meandering toward a finish of between 75-80 points, and potentially a fourth consecutive last-place finish in the Southeast.

To quote Bryan Ferry, don’t stop the dance.

The ‘Net is filled (overly so) with innuendo-specius speculation-baseless rink rumors, and I’m not pecking away at the keyboard this holiday weekend to contribute to that. Rather, I’m here to suggest that, should the Caps and Ovechkin arrive at an impasse in new deal discussions, excruciatingly painful though it may be, a deal with the Kings could make sense.

Caps’ fans do have to consider this possibility.

We know that contract talks between Caps’ management and team Ovechkin aren’t progressing terribly well because (1) many months after Sidney got his new pact AO still doesn’t have his and (2) someone with access to the particulars told me so. This is not to suggest that all is hopeless or even that the genuinely serious, roll-up-the-sleeves-and-sip-late-night-coffee talks have come and gone. They haven’t. However, one vital area of concern appears to have emerged: the team and the star are lodged in different compensation realms. Worse, both sides have eminently reasonable defenses for their positions.

Let us say, just for argument’s sake, that AO is seeking upwards of $10 million per season. Even if the Caps wanted to pay him that they couldn’t. The CBA is explicit: no single player can earn more than 20 percent of a team’s payroll. The Caps are currently a hair below $40 million in player payroll. They’d need to be at $50 million before opening night next season in order to accommodate a $10 million demand from team Ovechkin. You might plausibly forecast an ‘08-’09 Caps roster boasting the additions of say Eric Fehr and Karl Alzner, but that wouldn’t take you anywhere near $50 million. Then there’s the very real possibility that Olie Kolzig’s $5.5 million compensation comes off the books beginning this spring, and that he’s replaced by someone markedly cheaper.

{Important correction: The actual CBA, available on line here, (you will need Adobe Acrobat Reader version 6.0 at a minimum), illuminates maximum player compensation thusly:

“50.6 Maximum Player Salary and Bonuses; Fixed Dollar Amount of Player Salary

(a) No SPC may provide for a total aggregate Player Salary and Bonuses that is in excess of twenty (20) percent of the Upper Limit for any League Year (the Maximum Player Salary and Bonuses). For a Player signing a multi-year SPC pursuant to which he receives the Maximum Player Salary and Bonuses in any League Year during the term of such SPC, the Maximum Player Salary and Bonuses for every League Year covered by the multi-year SPC shall be based upon the Upper Limit at the time the SPC was signed.

So it’s as clear as day.

The Caps in fact could pay Ovechkin $20 million annually were the league-wide, per-team cap $100. (That’s not happening under Bettman.)}

Ken Lay couldn’t make these accounting numbers work for a massive Ovechkin contract. In a very real sense, the Caps have their hands tied by prudent fiscal management by management.

And this blogger wouldn’t have it any other way.

No doubt General Manager George McPhee has formulated some specific thoughts about a player’s earning 20 percent of payroll and the likelihood of that player’s team contending for a Stanley Cup. The Ducks, who today are taking a cap hit of approximately $51 million, won the Cup last season, I’d wager, because their big two on defense (Pronger and Niedermeyer) were well but not exorbitantly paid. Moreover, they got Teemu Selanne’s 48 goals at a bargain rate. What of the Cup-winning ‘Canes and ‘Ning payrolls? Any bank-breakers within? In fact, the absence of astute fiscal management in Tampa Bay forced a breakup (Modin, Khabibulin) of that champions’ roster. Mediocre Tampa is today a one-line attack and a glaring vulnerability in net. And will be so for a while.

The Red Wings have enjoyed some exemplary regular seasons of late carrying along Nik Lidstrom’s enormous salary. Anything else to show for it?

These are accounting — and therefore fan-unfriendly — questions for management to ponder.

Which brings us back to a hypothetical glance at the last-place Kings. Twenty-five year-old Cammalleri is a rising star, and we already know what Boudreau thinks of him. 2006 first-rounder Jonathon Bernier made the Kings and started and won his first game in net against the defending champs in October. He’s back in Lewiston now, but his immediate future looks rather bright. No deal for a once-in-a-generation talent like Ovechkin could be carried off with merely a no. 1 liner and a no. 1 prospect in net. But what if the Kings could be persuaded to sweeten the pot all the way up to include Jack Johnson as well? What if such a deal deposited no.1 players at three separate positions for the Caps, and you were at a negotiations impasse with Alex, and as a management team you were convinced that a mega-contract not only couldn’t be achieved but was Tampa-like limiting going forward?

How good would that deal look then?

Rinkside View

Something very cool is happening at the Honda Center in Aneheim. The FSN West feed on NHL Center Ice is showing the LA Kings / Anaheim Ducks game. That’s normal. What isn’t is that there are no FSN Westannouncers. Just the sounds of the game and the crowd. Oh, and all the camera angles are from ice level with what they call “Rinkside View.”

So far, the only speaking by any announcers is the typical quick interview with a player at the end of the period and a look at graceful glides of the Zamboni with FSN personality Bill MacDonald riding along. FSN has also taken you the viewer to the vantage from the broadcast booth and the organist.

The 2nd intermission also brought us a short video called “Sport Science” talking about the cat-like reflexes of a hockey goalie. It was filmed at Kettler Capitals Iceplex with Olaf Kolzig and Alex Ovechkin. An Ovechkin slapshot from 25 feet reached Kolzig in .22 seconds. It took .11 seconds for Kolzig to locate the puck, but moved his glove into position in .10 seconds, which proved that Kolzig does indeed have cat-like quickness.

Now for the start of the 3rd from ice level without announcers.

Had I known this was happening, I would have started watching at the beginning of the game and not 3 minutes left in the 2nd. Perhaps Comcast SportsNet might like to try this out once. After all, they broadcasted a game with the announcers between the benches.

[Update: A highlight video from the Rinkside View broadcast can be seen here.]

Female Fans on Ice

The Kings recently posted a video of their Oct. 27 Hockey In High Heels event. Watch former Apprentice contestant and current Kings host Heidi Androl fall on her posterior!

[admin note: due to the inability to keep the video from autoplaying, it can be found after the jump]

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More Hockey & Heels

Hockey 'n Heels

In February, the Caps hosted a “Hockey ‘n Heels” night for female fans. (You can read my recap here.) Last Saturday, the Kings hosted their own “Hockey & High Heels” event. CKim and kms2 from Purple Crushed Velvet attended the event, and CKim had this to say about it:

“Hockey & High Heels was the event that brought us out and it couldn’t have been better. Yes the flyer geared the event to women wanted to know more about the game, but it evolved into something better. The 24 or so women that made it out all already had a love for the game so it was a great way to bring this unique group of ladies together.”

Glad to hear such enthusiasm for the event; the Kings had to be pleased with the fan reaction, if nothing else. The event was fairly similar to the Caps event, except that the women had significant ice time in full gear and the swag they received sounded better than the makeup bag and purse mirror from the Caps’ Hockey ‘n Heels.

Given that the Caps were able to attract 250 women on a weeknight, it’s slightly surprising to see that only about two dozen women attended the Kings’ event over the weekend. Then I saw the price tag: $100, plus $52 for each additional ticket. The same event will be held for female Penguins fans on November 7 for $130 each, and the Penguins expect the event to sell out. One thing the Caps did right was to price their event tickets at $65. While it may have seemed like a lot at the time, it was a relative bargain compared to the prices that the Hockey & High Heels events are commanding. There are more perks (such as a copy of Lisa Ovens’ book, Hockey & High Heels), but the casual fan may not need or desire that. Something for clubs to consider is that the higher price may ensure the devoted fan will be more inclined to attend, as opposed to someone who knows little to nothing about hockey.

kms2 addresses the issue this way:

“If Hockey and High Heels is coming to an arena near you, I would highly recommend attending. If you’re hesitant about going, I suggest emailing the contact person in charge of the event and ask what kind of female fans they’re trying to target. I wish this event had been advertised in a better way, more towards, wanting to bring together female hockey fans rather than educate females about becoming fans. Regardless, I had such a great time and I really hope the Kings and other teams continue to put together similar events, not even just for females, but for all fans.”

And that, in a nutshell, is the problem: it’s difficult to meet everyone’s needs. The primary goal of these types of events seems to be engaging casual female fans, as opposed to encouraging female hockey fans. There’s nothing wrong with that, obviously; it’s great to see more fans at hockey games. It’s a fine line to walk: it would be ideal if there was a way to connect both groups without alienating either one. Regardless, events like these are a great start towards generating new fans and engaging current ones.

OFB Season Preview

What would a band of hockey bloggers be without predictions for the new NHL season?

We don’t claim to possess either a crystal ball or spy’s eyes inside the training camps of 29 other clubs, but we thought it might be helpful to our readers to compile a list of offseason (and late last season) player movement, in a concise file, and have a little fun offering up none-too-accountable “Thumbs Up” or “Thumbs Down” forecasts for all 30 teams.

Basically, a team earned a “Thumbs up” if we thought its manuevering and maturation suggested that it’d improved upon its 2006-07 points total. Clubs that “stayed pat” or engineered boneheaded signings and/or inexplicable, high-end free agent farewells were awarded “Thumbs down.”

So we’ve provided everything “primer” a puckhead could need here.

Except the beer.

Team Comings Goings Youth is Served Verdict
Mathieu Schneider Selanne and Neidermeyer (for now?), Dustin Penner Bobby Ryan Thumbs Down
Eric Perrin, Ken Klee, Todd White Scott Mellanby, Shane Hnidy,
Glen Metropolit, Keith Tkachuk,
Denis Hamel, Eric Belanger,
Bryan Little (?) Thumbs Down
Glen Metropolit, Aaron Ward,
Peter Schaefer
Shane Donovan Matt Lashoff (?) Thumbs Down
Jocelyn Thibault Almost everyone Dan Paille, Drew Stafford Thumbs Down
Adrian Aucoin, David Hale,
Cory Sarich, Owen Nolan
Tony Amonte, Jeff Friesen,
Roman Hamrlik, Brad Stuart,
Andrei Zyuzin
Eric Nystrom (?) Thumbs Down
Matt Cullen Jack Johnson, Anson Carter,
David Tanabe
None Hmm . . .
Brent Spoel, Robert Lang,
Sergei Samsanov, Andrei Zyuzin,
Yanic Perreault
Michal Handzus, Adrian Aucoin,
Peter Bondra, Jason Cullimore
Jonathon Toews, Patrick Kane,
Jack Skille
Thumbs Up
Scott Hannan, Ryan Smyth, Ken Klee, Pierre Turgeon,
Ossi Vaananen, Patrice Brisebois
None Thumbs Up
Michael Peca, Jiri Novotny Brian Boucher, Bryan Berard Gilbert Brule, Derick Brassard (?) Hmm . . .
Todd Fedoruk Matthew Barnaby, Jon Klemm,
Eric Lindros, Ladislav Nagy,
Patrik Stefan, Darryl Sydor
Niklas Grossman Thumbs Down
Brian Rafalski, Dallas Drake Robert Lang, Todd Bertuzzi,
Kyle Calder, Danny Markov,
Mathieu Schneider
Igor Grigorenko Thumbs Down
Sheldon Souray, Joni Pitkanen,
Dustin Penner, Denis Grebeshkov,
Dick Tarnstrom
Ryan Smyth, Joffrey Lupul,
Petr Sykora, Jason Smith
Sam Gagner, Ryan O’Marra (?) Hmm . . .
Richard Zednik, Radek Dvorak,
Tomas Vokoun
Ed Belfour, Alex Auld, Martin Gelinas, Chris Gratton, Todd Bertuzzi None Thumbs Up
Brad Stuart, Tom Preissing,
Kyle Calder, Michal Handzus,
Ladislav Nagy
Mathieu Garon, Jamie Heward,
Tom Kostopoulos, Jamie Lundmark,
Aaron Miller
Jonathon Bernier, Jack Johnson Thumbs Up
Eric Belanger, Sean Hill, Manny Fernandez, Todd White Benoit Pouliot (?) Hmm . . .
Roman Hamrlik, Bryan Smolinski,
Tom Kostopoulos
Sheldon Souray, Radek Bonk,
Sergei Samsanov, Mike Johnson
Carey Price, Kyle Chipchura,
Andrei Kostitsyn
Thumbs Down
Martin Gelinas, Radek Bonk Almost everyone Ville Koistinen, Kevin Klein (?) Thumbs Down
Dainius Zubrus, Vitali Vishnevski,
Kevin Weekes, Karel Rachunek
Scott Gomez, Brian Rafalski Nicklas Bergfors (?) Thumbs Down
Bill Guerin, Mike Comrie,
Ruslan Fedotenko
Almost everyone Sean Bergenheim (?) Thumbs Down
Scott Gomez, Chris Drury Michael Nylander, Karel Rachunek,
Matt Cullen, Kevin Weekes,
Brad Isbister
Marc Staal, Ryan Callahan (?) Thumbs Up
Shean Donovan, Luke Richardson,
Denis Hamel
Mike Comrie, Tom Preissing,
Peter Schaefer, Oleg Saprykin
Nick Foligno, Brian Lee Thumbs Down
Daniel Briere, Joffrey Lupul,
Jason Smith, Martin Biron,
Scott Upshall, Kimo Timonen
Peter Forsberg, Joni Pitkanen,
Kyle Calder, Robert Esche,
Todd Fedoruk, Mike York
Braydon Coburn, Ryan Parent Thumbs Up
Alex Auld, Radim Vrbata,
Niko Kapanen, Mike York
Owen Nolan, Jeremy Roenick,
Curtis Joseph, Mike Ricci
Peter Mueller Thumbs Down
Darryl Sydor, Gary Roberts,
Petr Sykora
Eric Cairns, Joel Kwiatkowski,
Jocelyn Thibault, Michel Ouellet,
Nils Ekman, Josef Melichar
Kristopher Letang Thumbs Up
Craig Rivet, Jeremy Roenick Scott Hannan, Bill Guerin,
Vesa Toskala
None Hmm . . .
Paul Kariya, Keith Tkachuk Radek Dvorek, Dallas Drake,
Glen Metropolit, Jamie Rivers
Erik Johnson Thumbs Up
Michel Ouellet, Chris Gratton,
Jan Hlavac
Cory Sarich, Ruslan Fedotenko,
Eric Perrin
Karri Ramo (?) Thumbs Down
Jason Blake, Mark Bell, Vesa Toskala Jeff O’Neill, Michael Peca,
Yanic Perreault, J.S. Aubin
Jiri Tlusty (?) Thumbs Down
Brad Isbister, Ryan Shannon Bryan Smolinski, Brent Sopel, Jan Bulis, Rory Fitzpatrick, Luc Bourdon (?) Thumbs Down
Michael Nylander, Viktor Kozlov,
Tom Poti
Dainius Zubrus, Kris Beech,
Bryan Muir, Jiri Novotny
Nicklas Backstrom, Mike Green,
Tomas Fleischmann
Thumbs Up

Hollywood Horror: SexyBack on Ice

I thought Canadian Mike Myers was a hockey fan? If so, someone revoke his fan club card: Myers is writing and starring in a romantic comedy called The Love Guru, co-starring Justin Timberlake as Jacque Grande of the L.A. Kings.

Oh, it doesn’t end there; Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer plays the coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs and Jessica Alba is either the Leafs’ owner or the star’s love interest (casting isn’t finalized). Sure, Alba will provide wonderful eye candy—particularly if she plays a mute—but really, this is the cast that Myers assembled for a hockey comedy? Maybe he figures that Timberlake will bring some attention to the sport from non-fans… but I don’t see avid Teen Beat readers rushing out to buy season tickets after seeing the film.

Don’t get me wrong: Timberlake can be a funny guy. His SNL “D*ck in a Box” video (embedded below) is a classic, and his recurring turn as Robin Gibb in SNL’s Barry Gibb Talk Show sketches is laugh-out-loud hysterical.

But notice what those two fun Timberlake examples have in common: Singing. Unless they’re planning to make The Love Guru into a musical… but no, I’ve said too much. If Myers gets wind of that idea he just may do it.

Filming starts in Toronto next month, so rush on up to stargaze and watch the creation of a Hollywood Zamboni wreck. I’m hoping I’m dead wrong and it turns out to be a goofy comedy success a la the original Austin Powers or Wayne’s World.

But given the premise and cast, I’d say it’s more likely that Michael Vick hosts the 2008 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

AHL East Finals: Battle of the Big Backstoppers

Altered Hershey LogoA compelling argument could be made that the two best teams in the American Hockey League East have advanced to the conference finals. Both the 110-pt. Manchester Monarchs and the 114-pt. Hershey Bears finished with 51 wins in the regular season, Manchester accumulating four more regulation losses.

If this series were being contested a year ago, all storylines would be centered on Bruce Boudreau’s dismissal from Manchester in the summer of 2005. But he and fellow Manchester refugee Dave Steckel have found a warm home in Hershey . . . and big diamond rings on their fingers, making any Manchester misery an afterthought in the spring of 2007.

A lot of the focus heading into tomorrow night’s Game 1 at the Giant Center will be between the pipes, where last spring’s playoff MVP, Frederick Cassivi, squares off against Jason LaBarbera, named the best goalie in the ‘A’ this season. LaBarbera ranked first in the ‘A’ this season with 39 wins and a .933 save percentage. Playoff hockey generally means lower scoring in general, but getting pucks past these two big bodies should be especially trying: Cassivi goes 6-4, 220, LaBarbera 6′3, 230.

Cassivi has looked more mortal this postseason than last, but beginning tomorrow night, he gets some help in front of his crease, as captain Dean Arsene is scheduled to make his Bears’ debut in the postseason.

But a fearsome forwards factor could keep red lamps lit regularly in this series. Hershey has plenty of firepower up front, but so too do the Monarchs. Manchester is particularly intriguing down the middle, where pint-sized pivot and former Denver Pioneer Gabe Gauthier (5′9, 200) often is replaced on the ice by newly signed NCAA giant Brian Boyle (6′7, 250). Boyle, a 2003 first round pick of the Kings, just completed a terrific career at BC, putting up 53 points in 42 games his senior season. NCAA signees rarely receive significant minutes let alone play key roles as AHL rookies in the postseason, but Boyle has made an immediate impact for the Monarchs, with 8 points in 12 games.

And there’s more first round talent up front: right wing Lauri Tukonen, and 2006 stretch-run riser Trevor Lewis. The Kings thought enough of Lewis to sign him to a three-year deal just about a month after drafting him, and he rewarded their faith with 73 points in 62 games with the Owen Sound Attack this season. Lewis has appeared in just two Monarchs’ postseason games this spring, but in eight games at the end of the regular season he scored 4 goals and added 2 assists.

Not to be overlooked up front is Patrick O’Sullivan. He scored 47 goals with Houston last season and notched 18 goals and 39 points in 41 games for Manchester this year.

The Monarchs’ blueline bears less glamour, but you can’t win 51 games with a bad one. It’s led by NHL vet Oleg Tverdovsky. He put up 13 points in just 14 regular season games and has maintained that productive pace in the postseason, with 11 points in 12 games.

The Bears and Monarchs met just twice during the regular season, Hershey winning both times, 5-4 at home on November 25 and 5-3 in Manchester on March 9. There isn’t much to be learned there . . . or is there? Tim Leone’s preview in the Patriot News this morning offers a bit of intrigue:

” . . . two of LaBarbera’s worst performances in 2006-07 came against Hershey during the team’s two regular-season meetings.

On Nov. 25, LaBarbera was pulled 8:22 into a 5-4 Hershey win at Giant Center after surrendering three goals on 10 shots. On March 9, he allowed five goals on 36 shots in a 5-3 Hershey win backstopped by Maxime Daigneault.

His save percentage against Hershey: .826.”

Lottery Footrace

Today, the NHL announced that its Draft Lottery will be held at high noon on April 10th at the league offices in New York. The results will be announced immediately afterward.

Teams that did not make the playoffs (or those that acquired the first-round picks of those non-playoff teams) will participate in the lottery. However, only the worst 5 teams in the league will be eligible for the top pick, as a team may not move up more than four positions in the draft order.

The current percentage chance of being selected in the Draft Drawing is as follows, based on team finish:

30th………..25.0%
29th………..18.8%
28th………..14.2%
27th………..10.7%
26th………….8.1%
25th………….6.2%
24th………….4.7%
23rd………….3.6%
22nd…………2.7%
21st………….2.1%
20th………….1.5%
19th………….1.1%
18th………….0.8%
17th………….0.5%

Currently it is a foot race for the second best chance at the top pick as Philly looks like a lock for the worst this year. Here’s the standings before tonight’s games.

League Standings
Rank Team GP W L OT PTS
24 EDMONTON 74 30 37 7 67
24 COLUMBUS 74 30 37 7 67
26 WASHINGTON 75 26 36 13 65
27 LOS ANGELES 74 25 35 14 64
28 CHICAGO 73 27 37 9 63
29 PHOENIX 74 29 41 4 62
30 PHILADELPHIA 74 20 43 11 51

Thanks to Paul Kukla for the primary assist.

Maniacal About Their Small-Town Hockey

Winter RoadMaine is a massive state which is massively underpopulated — blissfully so, many of its residents allege. According to 2005 Census Bureau data, the populations of Maine (1,321,505) and Fairfax County, Virginia, (1,006,529) are comparable. Maine’s northern-most county, Aroostook, is so large in sheer size that it betters the combined sizes of all of Maine’s surrounding New England states. All of them. The state religion is Black Bears hockey.

I first visited Maine in the autumn of 2004, partly to take in a Quebec Major Junior Hockey League game in Lewiston featuring the Rimouski Oceanic and a buzz-generator skating for them named Sidney Crosby. I remember first wondering, what is a small southern Maine town (pop. 35,000, approximately) doing with a Q League franchise? Turns out, the town has distinctive French Canadian roots. Your first clue arrives as you pull in to the hockey rink parking lot and notice the name Androscoggin Bank Colisee. Even way up north in New England you don’t encounter too many Colisees.

In the late 1800s, water power from the Androscoggin River spawned a flourishing textile industry in Lewiston that attracted tens of thousands of immigrant workers. The largest concentration of them — 40 percent — arrived from French Canada and resided in a section of Lewiston known as “Le Petit Canada.”

I was startled to learn that Muhammad Ali’s world-famous knockout of Sonny Liston in 1965 took place at Bank Colisee, then known as the Central Maine Civic Center.

colisee-complete_tn.jpgWhat is today known as the Lewiston Maineiacs hockey club was birthed in Trois Rivieres, Quebec, in 1969, where they resided until 1992. The franchise moved to Sherbrooke that year and played ten seasons there before settling in Lewiston in 2003.

The drive from coastal Portland to inland Lewiston requires a mere 40 minutes, but it swiftly delivers significantly deeper snows. Halfway through my commute I notice, for the first time since arriving in Maine late Friday night, groomed snowmobile trails parallel to the highway. As I learned in 2004, one really would prefer to skidoo to Le Lewiston Colisee if one could, as the lone two single-lane exits from its parking lot swiftly make one long for the late weeknight exit experiences from Landover, Md.’s, second-most famous parking lot.

Fourteen dollars puts a visitor pretty much anywhere he’d want to be in Le Colisee, and on this Sunday for its 4:00 matinee between the Maineiacs and the PEI Rocket I’m startled to see the home team warming up in one of the oddest-looking alternative sweaters I’ve ever seen. Knowing that I want to write about this experience, I’m instantly pained by the prospect of trying to describe their appearance. “Maineiacs,” I’ve ever thought since I first heard it, is a clever nickname for the club, moreso perhaps for a hockey club, and their primary logo is modern and impressionistic in a modern sports kind of way. Continue reading ›

The Hockey News Team Prospect Rankings

The latest issue of The Hockey News has ranked all 30 NHL team’s prospect systems. They have defined prospects as players under 22 years of age as of January 31, 2007. This ranking does not take into account any movement of players at the trade deadline. Note that three of the Caps’ Southeast Division rivals bring up the bottom-5 rear.

  1. Pittsburgh [Last Year's Ranking - 1]
  2. Washington [7]
  3. Nashville [6]
  4. Los Angeles [10]
  5. Chicago [8]
  6. Boston [12]
  7. Anaheim [2]
  8. St. Louis [28]
  9. Montreal [17]
  10. N.Y. Rangers [19]

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