No, not Dale Hunter . . . Tim Hunter and Rob Zettler have been sucked into The Great Toronto Void, a.k.a. Leafs Nation, as assistant coaches. Zettler patrolled the Washington blue line from 1999-2002 (with a couple stints in Portland). Hunter was the Capitals’ assistant coach for 5 years, including the team’s run to the Stanley Cup in 1998.
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Your Presence Is Requested - 2008-09 Washington Capitals Schedule
The NHL released the regular season schedule for all 30 teams today. The NHL will open its 91st season in Stockholm, Sweden and Prague, Czech Republic with a pair of games between the Rangers and Lightning in Prague and the Senators and Penguins in Stockholm on October 4th and 5th.
The Capitals begin the season on the road in Atlanta on Friday, October 10th with the first home game the next day against Cristobal Huet and the Chicago Blackhawks. Olaf Kolig visits the Phone Booth for the first time on November 10th.
This season’s schedule is under a new matrix that has each team to playing six games against each team in its division (24 games), four games against the non-division teams within its conference (40 games), and 18 non-Conference games — at least one game against each club in the other conference (15 games) and three home-and-home series against non-Conference teams.
Some schedule notes:
All thirty teams will be in action on the same day on Saturday, October 25th.
The 2009 Winter Classic will take place on January 1st at Chicago’s Wrigley Field with the Blackhawks facing the Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Redwings.
The NHL All-Star Game will be held in Montreal’s Bell Centre on January 2tth. Montreal will also host the 2009 Entry Draft on June 26th and 27th.
Hockey Day In Canada returns to its all-Canadian lineup on Februay 21st with Ottawa at Montreal, Vancouver at Toronto, and Calgary at Edmonton.
[Full Capitals Schedule after the break.]
Preseason Schedule Released
The Capitals announced their preseason schedule today with three home games.
| Date | Opponent | Location | Time |
| Wed., Sept. 24 | @ Carolina | RBC Center, Raleigh, N.C. | 7 p.m. |
| Thurs., Sept. 25 | Carolina | Verizon Center, Washington, D.C. | 7 p.m. |
| Sat., Sept. 27 | @ Boston | TD Banknorth Garden, Boston, Mass. | 4 p.m. |
| Mon., Sept. 29 | @ New Jersey | TBD | 7 p.m. |
| Wed., Oct. 1 | @ Philadelphia | Wachovia Center, Philadelphia, Pa. | 7 p.m. |
| Fri., Oct. 3 | Philadelphia | Verizon Center, Washington, D.C. | 7 p.m. |
| Sun., Oct. 5 | Boston | Verizon Center, Washington, D.C. | 5 p.m. |
Ovechkin vs. Huet
Perhaps newly signed Chicago Blackhawk Cristobal Huet would like to forget this night as netminder for the Montreal Canadians. Alexander Ovechkin victimized him for 3 goals in regulation and the game winner in overtime. When all was said and done, Ovechkin had 5 points, 4 goals, stitches in his lip, and a broken nose in a 5 - 4 OT win.
“Today was a special day,” Ovechkin said with a smile. “I broke my nose, have stitches [and] score four goals. Everything [went] to my face.”
Do you think Ovechkin is hoping Huet is in net when the Caps face the Hawks?
Thanks to Sean Leahy from Going Five Hole for posting the video.
Washington’s New View in Net, Take 2
As Pucksandbooks pointed out in his recent post, his assessment of the Capitals’ goaltender situation was his own. Now I don’t dispute Pucks’ facts, nor are his conclusions irrational — but from my perspective they seem a bit dire and premature mere hours after the signing. So, as a counterpoint, here’s my take on the situation which, while hardly sunny, is a more optimistic outlook.
Let’s start with the bad: There’s no doubt that a combination of bad planning and bad luck has left the organization with a goaltender dilemma — one that has been hanging over the team, Sword of Damocles-like, for years now. Olie Kolzig’s career naturally progressed from stellar to solid to adequate as he aged; a successor needed to be a top team priority before Kolzig’s ability to carry a starter’s workload was in doubt. As Pucks pointed out, the organization made such an attempt by bringing in Maxime Oulett from Philly; sadly, Maximus turned out to be more of a minimus.
Varlamov and Neuvirth are top prospects and progressing quickly; it is certainly feasible to see one if not both in Caps’ uniforms come 2010-11. Yet, really, a top-tier netminder was needed five years ago to avoid the team’s recent stop-gap measures. Easier said than done, to be sure . . . building and maintaining a team is tough. But if it were an easy job then it wouldn’t pay well, and GMGM couldn’t afford all those snazzy suits.
While the team’s need for a “bridge” goaltender, and its difficulty in addressing that need earlier, led to their shaky netminder situation this offseason, the team could do little to change the past on July 1, 2008.
So let me say this: the organization made the right call with Huet. The information slowly revealing itself indicates that, while the Capitals tried to lowball Huet initially, they were more than flexible in eventually giving him exactly what he asked for . . . only to have Huet reject the contract like James T. Kirk scoffed at alien STDs.
Once Huet made the business decision to squeeze a bit extra from another team, the Caps immediately snagged the best guy still available: Jose Theodore. General consensus saw Huet and Theodore as the two best ‘tenders in this year’s admittedly goalie-light free agent pool. Some would say they were equal; some feel Huet was #1 and Theodore #2 or #1A.
Regardless, once Huet made it clear that he wanted more money and a four-year deal, the Caps acted quickly to get the remaining free agent with the best potential as a starting netminder.
Huet returning for 3 years at a reasonable price would have likely been the best outcome for the Caps. But Theodore is no slouch; their styles are different, yet in many ways Huet and Theodore have similar pasts, similar potential, and similar stats. Remember, too, that expectations for Huet would have been intense based on his 20 games in a Capitals sweater . . . a mercenary like Huet may be one of those archetypal contract-year wonders who slip back to normalcy once they get their big deal. Tying up $22 million for four years of average play is not what the Capitals need — particularly not with a pricey Alexander Semin contract just a year or two away.
Has the loss of Huet impacted the Capitals’ chances of a deep post-season run in the next two or three years? Perhaps a bit — but mostly due to the team adjusting to their third starting goalie in less than a year, and the impact that may have on defensive strategies and cohesiveness, than a significant drop-off in goaltender skill.
Change is scary; changing a goaltender doubly so. But with a well rounded roster, stars like Ovechkin and Green, and top-notch coaches and staff (notably in Theodore’s case, superstar goalie coach Dave Prior), the 2008-09 Capitals hardly project to be bottom-feeders.
Let’s see Theodore don his new Capitals’ sweater and get a few games under his belt before deeming his signing a failure or a success.
A Day of Dastardly Dichotomy
On this the opening day of ‘08-09 NHL free agency Washington Capitals’ fans confronted the opposing twins of personnel movement outcome: morning elation with Mike Green’s signing and afternoon agony in the club’s failure to come to terms with season-salvaging, starting netminder Cristobal Huet. The Capitals this afternoon, having reached an impasse with Huet and his agent, signed Colorado’s Jose Theodore to a two-year deal.
An absolute bulwark of the Caps’ stunning late-season surge to a Southeast division crown, Huet’s heroics won’t be returning, the fallout of which is this sobering question: have the Caps’ Cup contention plans necessarily taken a step back? It’s a demoralizing outcome, most particularly in light of widespread reports, from reliable organization sources, that Huet’s return was largely a fait accompli.
It would be difficult to imagine a netminder better auditioning for the role of go-to guy, of in-his-prime, no. 1 stud, than Huet’s with the Caps this past spring. He went 11-2 in his 13 regular season starts with the Caps, posting two shutouts, a stunning .936 save percentage, and a microscopic 1.63 goals against. Those numbers weren’t as impressive in the playoffs against Philadelphia, but after the Caps fell behind three games to one in the series, Huet was rock solid and at times spectacular in net in nearly leading the Caps to a dramatic series comeback.
As for Theodore, this from the Caps’ press release:
Theodore, who will turn 32 on Sept. 13, won the Hart Trophy as the NHL’s most valuable player in 2001-02. The 5’11”, 182-pound native of Laval, Quebec, is a 12-year professional who spent the last two seasons with the Colorado Avalanche. He was 28-21-3 with three shutouts, a 2.44 goals-against average and a .910 save percentage in 2007-08, including a 21-13-2 record, a 2.24 GAA and a .919 save percentage in his last 37 starts.
2007-08 was indeed a rebound year for Theodore, but that’s also cause for concern for Caps’ fans. His has not been a career of model consistency, to put it charitably (he was run out of Montreal). In his previous two seasons, with Montreal and Colorado, Theodore put up sub-.900 save percentages and above 3.00 goals-against numbers. Perhaps more troubling is this: Avalanche Head Coach Joel Quenneville collapsed a trap around him this past season, almost certainly boosting his numbers.
Disappointment over Huet’s departure should not necessarily draw savage criticism of General Manager George McPhee, who was poised today with a viable Plan B. According to the Washington Post’s Tarik El Bashir, the Caps met Huet’s demands of three years and $5 million per only to learn of his wish to test the proverbial waters, apparently with the Chicago Blackhawks.
Tonight a stunned HockeyWashington, still in mid-summer swoon over so spectacular a 2007-08 season, has seen the sport’s best momentum here in 30-plus years come to a screeching halt.
Today in D.C. there’s palpable disappointment surrounding the personnel outcome for the most important position on the ice. A beautiful bride has run off; left behind is her ok-looking bridesmaid.
First-Round Flops Over the Years
No team can get it right in round one every year, even drafting very high. And at times all teams get it really wrong then. A survey such as this is a powerful reminder of the crapshoot that is selecting 18-year-old hockey players. However, it is also an invitation for fans to react with, “What the *@^* were you thinking?”
I’ve included picks made by the Whale with those of the Hurricanes, and of those made by the Nordiques in association with Colorado, to even out the survey period. No need however to add Winnipeg to Phoenix’s draft woes — the Desert Dogs know how to screw the draft pooch up high all on their own. Take a look:
| Team | Player Picked | Comment | Studs Selected After |
| Anaheim | Stanislav Chistov (5th, 2001) | The ‘07 Cup win offers serious salve for the Stanislav screwup | Mike Komisarek, Pascal Leclaire, R.J. Umberger, Ales Hemsky, Mike Cammalleri |
| Atlanta | Patrick Stefan (no.1, 1999) | The ‘99 harvest wasn’t swell to be sure, but this still is a serious stinker | The Sedin twins, Martin Havlat |
| Boston | Lars Jonsson (7th, 2000) | A good recipe for Swedish meatballs would have delivered more | Brooks Orpik, Alexander Frolov, Anton Volchenkov, Niklas Kronvall |
| Buffalo | Shawn Anderson, (5th, 1986) | This was a Shawn of the Dead selection | Vincent Damphousse, Brian Leetch, Craig Janney, Teppo Numminen |
| Calgary | Bryan Deasley (19th, 1987) | The Flames’ no. 1 from ‘86, George Pelawa, died in a motorcycle crash that summer, making this a two-year strikeout stretch | John LaClair, Eric Desjardins, Mathieu Schneider, Stephane Matteau |
| Carolina/Hartford | Fred Arthur (8th, 1980) | No relation to Bea Arthur, except in NHL impact | Paul Coffey, Brent Sutter, Craig Ludwig, Steve Larmer, Andy Moog, Jari Kurri |
| Chicago | Tony Tanti (12th, 1981) | Wirtz maybe thought he’d sign cheap? | Al MacInnis, Chris Chelios, Mike Vernon, John Vanbiesbrouck |
| Colorado/Quebec | Aniel Dore (5th, 1988) | Who doesn’t own an Aniel Dore Nordiques’ sweater? | Jeremy Roenick, Teemu Selanne, Rob Blake, Rod Brind’Amour, Martin Gelinas |
| Columbus | Alexander Picard (8th, 2004) | Inspector Clousseau isn’t going to look into this pick — he made it | Alexander Radulov, Drew Stafford, Andrej Meszaros, Wojtek Wolski |
| Dallas | Jason Bacashihua (26th, 2001) | Played with the ECHL’s Johnston Chiefs in ‘07-08, which for a first-rounder seven years after being drafted is a fairly moderate pace of development | Derek Roy, Fedor Tyutin, Mike Cammalleri, Jason Pominville, Dave Steckel |
| Detroit | Shawn Burr (7th, 1984) | I thought briefly of exluding the Wings from this exercise, they draft so well, and you have to go back a bit to find a serious screwup | Shane Corson, Sylvain Cote, Gary Roberts, Kevin Hatcher, Scott Mellanby |
| Edmonton | Marc-Antoine Pouliot (22nd, 2003) | Overlooked this scouting report by the rest of the league: “Thin, weak, won’t hit or backcheck or play in traffic. Other than that, he’s dandy.” | Mike Richards, Corey Perry, Patrice Bergeron, Matt Carle |
| Florida | Petr Taticek (9th, 2002) | Why no postseasons in Sunrise, Cats’ fans ask? Look at this pick | Alexander Semin, Chris Higgins, Alexander Steen, Cam Ward |
| Los Angeles | Wally McBean (4th, 1987) | Not a new lunch item at MickeyD’s | Joe Sakic, Andrew Cassels, Mathieu Schneider, Luke Richardson |
| Minnesota (Wild/Stars) | Brian Lawton (no. 1, 1983) | The bridesmaid to Daigle | Pat LaFontaine, Steve Yzerman, Tom Barrasso, Cam Neely |
| Montreal | Terry Ryan (8th, 1995) | Terry Hatcher would have looked better here | Jarome Iginla, J.S. Giguere, Petr Sykora, Martin Biron |
| Nashville | Brian Finley (6th, 1999) | The day the music stopped in Honkeytonkville | Barret Jackman, Martin Havlat, Mike Commodore, David Tanabe |
| New Jersey | Adrian Foster (28th, 2001) | Yo, Adrian! Legend has it that Foster wasn’t even on other teams’ lists — anywhere! | Fedor Tyutin, Mike Cammalleri, Peter Budaj, Ray Emery, Patrick Sharp |
| NY Islanders | Dave Chyzowski (2nd, 1989) | Can’t blame Mad Mike for this one — he didn’t arrive until ‘95 | Bill Guerin, Pavel Bure, Olaf Kolzig, Stu Barnes |
| NY Rangers | Hugh Jessiman (12th, 2003) | Hughe mistake! | Brent Seabrook, Steve Bernier, Zach Parise, Ryan Getzlaf |
| Ottawa | Alexander Daigle (no. 1, 1993) | The Mother of all Misses; to “Daigle” in round one is every GM’s nightmare | Chris Pronger, Paul Kariya, Todd Bertuzzi, Brendan Witt, Adam Deadmarsh |
| Philadelphia | Claude Boivin (14th, 1988) | Philly does real well in the first round; this year, not so much | Rob Blake, Alexander Mogilny, Tony Amonte, Bret Hedican, Tie Domi |
| Phoenix | Blake Wheeler ( 5th, 2004) | Wheeler of misfortune; think Gretz & co. reached here? | Rostislav Olesz, Alexander Radulov, Drew Stafford, Wojtek Wolski |
| Pittsburgh | Zarley Zalapski (4th, 1980) | ZZ FlopTop and agonizing alliteration | Paul Coffey, Jari Kurri, Steve Larmer, Craig Ludwig, Brent Sutter |
| San Jose | Pat Falloon (2nd, 1991) | Plus, Pat had to don that original San Jose teal sweater on the ‘91 draft stage | Scott Niedermayer, Peter Forsberg, Martin Lapointe, Brian Rolston, Alexei Kovalev |
| St. Louis | Perry Turnbull (2nd, 1979) | 188 goals in an NHL career is nothing to snicker at, but methinks Ray Bourque would have helped out more | Ray Bourque, Mike Gartner, Brian Propp, Kevin Lowe |
| Tampa | Alexander Svitov (3rd, 2001) | Tampa (Nikita Alexeev) hasn’t exactly struck Lightning with first-round Russians | Pascal Leclaire, Alex Hemsky, R.J. Umberger, Shaone Morrisonn |
| Toronto | Gary Nylund (3rd, 1982) | This is the stuff of Cup droughts | Scott Stevens, Phil Housley, Dave Andreychuk, Doug Gilmour |
| Vancouver | Jere Gillis (4th, 1978) | The Canucks have no home-grown Hall of Famers, including Gillis | Mark Napier, Don Maloney, Doug Wilson, Bengt Gustafsson |
| Washington | Greg Joly ( no.1, 1974) | Good Golly what a stinker! “The next Bobby Orr” it was said of Joly in ‘74. Umm, not so much. | Clark Gillies, Pierre Larouche, Bryan Trottier, Doug Riesbrough |
A Facelift for Hockey in Portland, Maine
The Buffalo Sabres today announced a brand new American League affiliation, in Portland, Maine, with the Pirates. Such news generally doesn’t catch the OFB eye, but in this instance, the affiliate happens to be in one of our favorite towns, one we’ve blogged from before.
Portland of course was recently the affiliate for the Caps; in fact, the Caps’ American League affiliation in Portland began when the Baltimore Skipjacks departed Charm City for Portland in 1993, carrying with them the Caps’ affiliation. And it’s where Kevin Kaminski’s sweater is retired. It’s also the home of the best breakfast in all of New England, Becky’s. It ain’t a bad bar town, either: the motto at Bull Feeney’s is “Thirst is a shameless disease, so here’s to a shameful cure.”
After the Caps severed ties with the Pirates following the 2004-05 season, the Anaheim Ducks shipped their prospects all the way across the country to the quaint Maine metropolis. That was obviously impractical, and Anaheim will affiliate with the Iowa Stars beginning next season.
Earlier this year there was serious concern that pro hockey would depart Portland, as the Pirates’ arena ain’t exactly contemporary or state of the art. (But it has a lot of relic charm.) Last year the city authorized a $175,000 study to renovate Cumberland County Civic Center, the Pirates’ home.
“Modern multi-purpose venues dwarf the building in both capacity and amenities,” a Portland Press Herald story on renovation plans understates. Political support appears to exist for a substantial renovation of the building; one wouldn’t imagine the Sabres entering into a long-term affiliation with the city otherwise.
The Sabres’ agreement with the Pirates ensures that there will be an American League presence there through 2010-11, and the Sabres have an option to extend the affiliation two years beyond that. Â
Wilson to Toronto a Done Deal?
According to a CBC report, former Capitals coach Ron Wilson will be announced the next Toronto Maple Leafs coach on Tuesday, assuming there are no last minute issues. The contract is reported to be a four year deal for $5.6-million, plus incentives. In more than 1,000 games, Wilson’s coaching record is 518-446-127 with stops in Anaheim, Washington, and San Jose.
June 4, 1998: Washington Seriously Parties Over Hockey into the Wee Hours
Ten years ago today Joe Juneau scored what many Washington hockey fans consider to be the most significant goal in Capitals’ history — a game and series-ending, Wales Trophy earning tally, one catapulting Capsdom into delirium, 6:24 into overtime, on the road, in the Eastern Conference Finals’ game 6, giving the Caps a 3-2 victory over the Buffalo Sabres and sending the Caps to their lone appearance in the Stanley Cup Finals.
It wasn’t a wicked wrister or a booming slapshot but rather a fortuitous tuck-in of a rebound from linemate Brian Bellows’ close-in jam attempt against Dominik Hasek. You remember the JOB line, don’t you — Juneau, Oates, and Bellows?
For those of us who go back a bit with this organization, those seconds immediately after seeing that little black disc cross the goal line — it just glided rather casually across the line, the net never budging behind Dominik Hasek — seeing Joe Juneau’s arms raised in elation behind Hasek’s cage, followed soon after by his being swarmed in the rink corner to Hasek’s right by a skating stampede of teammates, are forever seared in our memories. Steve Kolbe, then new to the Caps’ radio play-by-play duties, horror-movie-screamed a call of the winning goal so memorably that WTEM played it on a virtual loop in its expanded coverage of the Caps late that spring . . . and some of us used it as a voicemail greeting at home for a few weeks.
Good times. Good times indeed.
That ‘98 Caps team had a flair for the dramatic that postseason — they played seven overtime games, winning five of them. They played three extra session affairs against Boston in round 1 (going 2-1 in them), won all three OTs against Buffalo in the Eastern Conference finals, and lost one more against Detroit in the Stanley Cup Finals. Still to this day I say to myself, what if Kono hadn’t turned an ankle . . . did we let go of Killer one season too soon?
Any D.C. team that goes on a long postseason run is sure to capture the locals’ hearts, but in ‘98, Olie Kolzig’s brilliance, combined with the NHL’s sudden death overtime drama and the Caps’ regular immersion in it, seemed to coalesce our community around those Caps in a way that was distinctive and unprecedented beyond normal postseason bandwagon followings.
Proof of this would arrive about four hours after Juneau’s hero tally, in the middle of the night in the middle of Washington/Baltimore suburban nowhere.
Juneau was the the leading scorer for the Caps that postseason, with 7 goals and 10 assists in 21 games, and so his heroics in that game 6 OT were perfectly appropriate. On Tuesday afternoon, Capitals’ Director of Media Relations Nate Ewell arranged a conference call for a few of us who wanted to stroll down Memory Lane with Juneau in acknowledgement of the 10th anniversary of his historic score. He acknowledged that the goal was the biggest of his NHL career, but then he admitted something startling about it: He hadn’t seen a replay of it until this week.
“Just a couple days before Nate got in touch with me about doing this conference call a friend of mine sent a link to go on YouTube — I was able to see it that way. That was the first time since 10 years ago that I actually saw it,” he said.
Isn’t that amazing?
Next I asked Juneau what made that band of ‘98 Caps such a special team.
“It was a great mix. Late in the season the team added some experienced players . . . Esa Tikkanen and Brian Bellows and guys with experience. They just brought something special to the team. Although we did have an older team, we didn’t have guys that actually had won the Stanley Cup or had gone far in the playoffs. Those guys were able to transfer their knowledge and experience of winning and what it takes to win the Stanley Cup.”
After the overtime stunner in Buffalo, iconic Washington radio personality Ken Beatrice urged his listeners to race out to the team’s practice facility, Piney Orchard, in Odenton, Maryland, to meet the team bus that would be returning from BWI airport that remarkable night 10 years ago. Thousands took him up on the invitation. You could tell that something quite dramatic was unfolding a little before midnight in the Odenton area as parked cars packed tightly near one another on Piney Orchard Parkway some two miles from the rink. A facility that snuggily seats 750 for hockey would by some estimates cram 3,000, maybe more, in a weeknight of frenzied euphoria, where they patiently awaited the arrival of their heroes at 2:30 a.m. That following morning fatigue at work felt so f’in wonderful.
Ten years later, it’s difficult to convey to an Ovechkin-era fanbase just how powerful that night was for the devoted. It was preceded by a quarter century of rank incompetence, middling mediocity, and gut-wrenching shortcomings in the postseason as Patrick division favorites. Until Joe Juneau washed it all away 10 years ago today.
I remember folks standing literally six- and seven-deep all around the Piney rink glass that night 10 years ago, standing, cheering — stranger hugging stranger — screaming “Let’s Go Caps” maybe 750 times while awaiting their heroes. I asked Juneau what he remembered about the team bus turning onto Piney Orchard Parkway and seeing such sea of support in the middle of the night.
“I remember that very well — it almost seems like it was yesterday.
“We heard right away that there were some people waiting for us at the practice facility, and it was very special in the middle of the night to get there . . . it was just a dead area and we were just off to unpack our stuff and take our cars to drive home. Getting there that night and seeing that many fans waiting for us outside and inside the building — it was something else.
“It was obviously the high point of my time in Washington.
“I think it would be fair to say that it was obviously the high point of many guys that played in Washington for so many years, you know like the Dale Hunters and those guys, Kelly Miller.”
It was, without question, the high point of nearly 25 years of professional hockey in Washington.
Ten years ago today.
I’ll be toasting to it tonight.
Search No More for a Great Hockey Read This Summer: Stephen Brunt Finds the Essence of Bobby Orr
Perhaps half or more of contemporary hockey fans never saw the incomparable Bobby Orr perform, and with this in mind, we’re indebted to Stephen Brunt and his literary landscape-altering effort Searching for Bobby Orr (Triumph Books, 2007).
A Canadian sports journalist, a hockey fan and one of Bobby Orr most particularly, Brunt in his book catapults us back into the rural rearing grounds of Parry Sound, Ontario, of the 1950s and ’60s. He invites us into his immaculately constructed, heart-felt reminiscence of an iconic prodigy, a figure whose virtuosity transcended his sport.
It was Orr — not Richard, not Howe — who first represented hockey for Sports Illustrated in its Sportsman of the Year designation, in 1970.
A literature professor once told me you could identify a great book by the success or failure of its opening and closing sentences. If those two impress you, he told me, you can be reasonably assured that what resides between them is nourishing as well. Brunt begins his examination of Orr thusly:
“On the river, he could skate forever.”
Actually, the concluding paragraph of Brunt’s Prologue foretells a special treatment thereafter. In it he artfully delineates his first-ever attendance at a hockey game, as a youth in Ontario, the beneficiary of a hockey-loving neighbor who prevailed upon Brunt’s hockey-indifferent father. Back then, there was no such thing as attending a Maple Leafs game by the common Ontario family. So Brunt in the company of his neighbor Reg did what just about everybody else did then — he patronized the local junior team. But there was a particular reason for attending on the particular day they did:
“Remember, Reg said. Remember who it was you saw today. Remember so you can tell your own kids someday. Remember. For forty years, I have tried my best.”
Hockey, for Canadians, Brunt tells us, “seems organic. It emerges out of the trees and rocks and ice, out of the long winter months, the rare, precious daylight, out of facing down nature, surviving and embracing whatever it can throw at us, enduring to spring.” It is a reflection that speaks directly to the plasma and marrow of the book’s subject. Bobby Orr wasn’t manufactured in any rink or out of any structured hockey program. His greatness arrived remarkably early in life, outdoors, and it arrived of his own passion and seemingly of God’s blessings.
Just how great, how early? For the 1962-63 hockey season Orr joined the Oshawa Generals as a bantam-aged 14-year-old. The Generals were so covetous of him that they allowed him to skip all of the team’s practices during the week, every week, and merely skate in the team’s weekend games, in deference to mother Orr’s wishes. He was selected as a second-team All Star that rookie season in Juniors. He also completed the eighth grade.
Brunt is at his best when honing in on his memory’s scrapbook of Orr’s brilliance on the ice. It is a memory that paints a vivid portrait of a player forever changing the confining notion of his position before reaching his twentieth birthday.
“Wherever he was on the ice, the puck just seemed to come to him, as though directed by a higher force. And when he carried it, when he was stickhandling, Orr never needed to look down. He could somehow feel the puck there on his stick blade . . . Orr’s skating ability was remarkable but not startling at first glance . . . Orr seemed to have five or six different speeds, different gears, each of which he could achieve without any obvious extra effort. When he accelerated, there were no little stutter steps to get going, just the same smooth, graceful motion.”
If it’s numbers you need to evaluate Orr’s best-ever brilliance, consider no more than this one: in his 1970-71 season with the Bruins Orr amassed a plus-minus tally of . . . plus one hundred and twenty four. To put that feat into perspective, consider that in his absolute prime — 1985 — the 208-pt. Wayne Gretzky skated a +98.
“The truth is,” Brunt observes, “you can adjust Orr’s statistics all you want, you can build in qualifiers, and he still stands alone . . . Just measure Orr against his contemporaries. Measure him against all others competing in the same position. There is no comparison — and his 1970-71 season stands alone as the greatest ever played by a defenseman, if not the greatest ever played by anyone in the history of the NHL.”
In chronicling Orr’s era and the athlete’s role in it Brunt selects New York Jets’ quarterback Joe Namath as a referent, a touchstone to #4. The two achieved stardom strikingly early in their pro careers, and as the ’60s ushered in redefined notions of culturally acknowledged sexuality in America, both exuded compelling and marketed-for-the-first-time-by-athletes sex appeal. But Brunt wants his reader to recognize the limitations with the comparison. Namath actively nurtured his sexual aura, and sought off-the-field fortune and diversion with it. Orr’s was less brazen and crude — he was Canadian modest through and through.
To an extent. Brunt’s eighth chapter, ‘Spin the Bobby,’ ventures where no others in journalism seemed to have before. It details the late-night practice by Orr in Boston bars when, well-beered, he’d stand before a literal wall-length of willing women and submit to being spun around by his teammates, his right arm and index finger outstretched, and end the evening back home with her his spinning stopped upon.
And did you know that Orr’s influence extended even to America’s strip clubs, based on his method of taping his stick?
” . . . years later, in the stripper’s trade, a ‘Bobby Orr’ would be a way of describing how the girls on stage trimmed their pubic hair, with just one strip down the middle.”
Who knew a biography of Bobby Orr could be a summer potboiler?
The story of Orr can’t be told without its tragic dimension: ‘Hockey Achilles’ is the narrative of the Orr knees. There are two inescapable truths about them (principally his left one): almost certainly they bore an inherent weakness or fragility that bordered on the congenital; and were his career to have commenced just 10 years later than it did, it’s virtually certain most if not all of the insidiously aggressive, invasive corrective procedures on them — career-shortening in their cumulation — would have been avoided.
I can’t guarantee that Searching for Bobby Orr will be the best book you read this summer. But I can guarantee though that should you pick it up you’ll finish it with a heightened love for the game we love.
Watching Other Teams Flirt With the Stanley Cup
Watching the Washington Capitals get bounced from the playoffs was a bit like getting dumped, hard. The team and its fans may have recovered from the initial stomach-punched feeling, but it’s still hard to watch all those other teams flirting with the Stanley Cup.
Nonetheless, we can all look back fondly on the good times the Capitals had during the season and in the 2008 Playoffs, and then move on. After all, the Capitals are young, confident, and fun—I’m sure they’ll meet someone even better next year . . . er, will have an even better playoff run next year.
That said, is another team in this year’s playoffs catching your eye? As we mentioned a few weeks back, Toronto Maple Leafs fans seemed to be rooting for the Capitals (for who can resist watching Ovechkin play?), and after the sweep some Senators fans jumped on board as well.
So have you been able to watch the Playoffs dance with other teams? If so, for whom are you rooting to “go all the way” this year?
NBC Sports: Paragon of Accuracy
NBC Sports continued its tradition of thoroughly vetting and verifying information during the Rangers-Penguins game today with the scroll on the bottom of the screen showing the top ten playoff points leaders. I must have missed the news that Ovechkin went to Montreal (somehow, I think they’d like that right now).

The Love Guru
There’s good news for Leafs fans. The Maple Leafs will be playing in June … in a new Mike Myers movie called The Love Guru.
From a National Hockey League press release:
In the comedy “The Love Guru,� Pitka (Mike Myers in his first original character since Austin Powers) is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke’s wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid – to the horror of the teams’ owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old “Bullard Curse� and win the Stanley Cup.
Myers co-wrote the script featuring his beloved hometown Maple Leafs and shot the film in that city. For the production, the NHL provided Myers and Paramount Pictures unprecedented access and rights, including the use of NHL marks and NHL game action footage, permission and facilitation to film inside NHL arenas, and guest appearances by NHL players and the Stanley Cup, the most revered trophy in all professional sports, marking its first starring turn in a feature film.
For more exclusive video, visit The Love Guru on YouTube.
The Newest Caps Fans
Before James Mirtle’s post today about the Capitals’ successful rebuild, there was evidence of more Caps love from our neighbors to the north. Junior at Heroes in Rehab initially made the case for Leaf fans to adopt the Capitals as their team of choice to root for in the playoffs:
For just pennies a day, I will be cheering on Alex Ovechkin and the Capitals, who are now this year’s Southeast division champs (which is a little like being declared the tallest jockey in Kentucky). The Caps have a lot to offer to the interested Leaf fan, it seems to me: they are not a divisional rival, so itinerant Leaf fans need not be accused of fickle capriciousness.
Fellow Leaf blog Pension Plan Puppets agreed, and proudly announced that game previews and recaps would be available on the blog during the Caps-Flyers series.
Pretty easy to figure out who is the force of light and who comes from the depths of hell (hint: they play for Ed “Satan” Snider). I am actually really excited to see the Capitals in the playoffs.
Who can argue with that?
Here’s hoping that this new avenue of support works out in the Capitals’ favor, and not this way, as PPP suggests:
The Washington Capitals are our team. For now at least because once the hockey gods find out that Leaf fans are cheering for a team their season will end in a cruel and scarring way. Maybe we should cheer for the Habs? I just hacked off the fingers that wrote that sentence.
While some Caps fans may debate the merits of Leaf supporters rooting for their team, the Caps deserve all the backing they receive, no matter what the source. (Within reason, of course.)
But Whom Have You Beaten That Still Matters?
Great find by James Mirtle (via The Falconer) about playoff teams’ records against other playoff-bound teams this year:
The six “over .500″ teams are Detroit, Washington, Anaheim, the Rangers, Montreal and Dallas.
Washington Capitals’ Playoff Math Redux
The Washington Capitals’ season is down to the proverbial wire: one or two games remain for each of the teams in the Eastern Conference race, and that race is tighter than fitting these guys into adjacent Metro Rail seats.
The Capitals received some help last night from New Jersey, who kept Boston to just one point with a late goal, a two-point night from former Capital Dainius Zubrus, and a shootout victory.
Pittsburgh chipped in by defeating the Flyers, in regulation. It certainly helps matters that the Penguins and Canadiens are battling for the first seed. Caps fans can only hope that Pittsburgh (on 4 days’ rest) plays Philly hard in their last game—Montreal must go at least 1-0-1 to ensure the Pens’ final game matters.
Yet Carolina won handily, led by Corey LaRose’s hat trick, putting the Southeast Division title firmly within their reach.
Read on for analysis, tiebreakers, and likely finishes . . . your own predictions and comments are welcome as always.
| The Playoff Picture: Eastern Bubble Teams’ Remaining Games | |||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Team | Date | H/A | Vs. | OFB | Res | Analysis | Playoff Chances |
| Washington . 90 points |
3/25 3/27 3/29 4/1 4/3 4/5 |
Away Away Away Home Home Home |
Carolina Tampa Florida Carolina Tampa Bay Florida |
TU LW TU TU LW TU |
W W W W . . |
The Cardiac Caps won their first two games in heart-rending fashion; they won their next two with dominant performances, capped by last night’s victory in a sea of red. The Caps still need help from one or more of the teams they’re chasing, and more importantly they must look at Tampa and Florida as critical—both winnable games, but Coach Boudreau is certainly driving home that a winnable game is by no means already won. | ![]() 7th Seed? |
| Carolina . 92 points |
3/25 3/28 3/29 4/1 4/2 4/4 |
Home Home Away Away Home Home |
Washington Atlanta Tampa Bay Washington Tampa Bay Florida |
TU LW LW TU TU LW |
OTL W L L W . |
Last week, “Suddenly the SE Division Title is no longer a foregone conclusion for Carolina.” Neither, it seems, is the making playoffs at all. But their win against Tampa puts them in good shape, and if they beat Florida the division crown is theirs. . Tiebreaker Scenario: The Caps would lose the first tiebreaker (wins), so they must exceed Carolina’s point total to win the Southeast. |
![]() SE Div Champs? |
| Ottawa . 92 Points |
4/3 4/4 |
Away Home |
Toronto Boston |
TU TU |
. . |
Given the oh-so-different ways the Sens and Caps started the season, it’s stunning to think that the Caps have a chance to bump the Senators out of the post season. The Sens head to Toronto Thursday night—and you know the Leafs are looking to play spoiler. Then Ottawa finishes its season hosting Boston a mere 24 hours later. . Tiebreaker Scenario: If the Caps and Sens end with the same number of points and wins, the Caps have the tiebreaker courtesy of their season sweep of the Senators. If the Sens go 1-1 and the Caps win out (or the Sens go 0-2 and the Caps 1-1), then the Caps are in. Unlikely but possible: the Sens could lose both games and the Caps could get two OTLs, thus g | |

