12 October, 2008

Category Archives: Eastern Conference

Hockey Sweater Obsessives, Your Ship Has Arrived

Paul Lukas of Uni Watch fame has published his NHL preview, chock full of hockey uniform photos from new sweaters, to memorial patches, to the sneaky “C” that Roberto Luongo added to his mask since by NHL rules no goaltender may wear the captaincy “C” on his jersey. So if you’re into the details of hockey uniforms, check out his article here and geek out to the hockey-gear minutia.

Collin McKinney Sees Life Through Hockey [Part II]

[Miss Part I? Click here.]

What kind of job does a suddenly blind-in-the-middle-of-his-life man perform? For two years Collin McKinney didn’t see anything at all. Eventually, he could see out of his left eye an area “about the size of a 50-cent piece.” His medical remedies more or less exhausted, McKinney contacted the Virginia Department of the Blind and Visually Impaired. The work options offered him there — “moving paperclips” was how he described the meager administrative listings — were a poor fit for his broad and varied educational background and work experience.

But back in his Fairfax neighborhood, McKinney had developed an affinity for taking care of dogs belonging to his neighbors. He’d walk them during business hours, care for them during neighbors’ vacations. He developed a reputation for being something of a “dog whisperer,” effectively training unruly canine rascals on his block. Dogs and a blind man, working well together. Who knew?

Post- NHL lockout, and now fairly a fixture at Caps’ games, McKinney was enjoying himself and the friends he was making from the experience. Except for one set of fans: Buffalo’s.

“Buffalo fans are the worst,” McKinney told me. “They actually stole my blind stick one time from me at a game.”

Now you’re certainly reacting as I did as those words arrived on my ear — Buffalo Sabres’ fans . . . did . . . what?

It was two seasons ago, during the final game of the 2006-07 campaign, at Verizon Center, the one that was sold out, lamentably largely due to wave after wave of belligerent Buffaloan.

“Thank God I could see a little bit, because they decided to play keep away with my stick, and I managed to grab it back, which surprised them, I think,” McKinney related. “I couldn’t believe people would do that. They were so obnoxious and so foul-mouthed.”

As shocking as this story is, having been in Verizon Center that day (Washington’s hockey bloggers hosted an end-of-season party at the Chinatown Clyde’s after the game), I look back and think that something like this monstrosity was entirely plausible amid so large an ornery and inebriated set of visiting fans. Not all Buffalo fans in Verizon Center behaved badly that day, of course, but a striking and surly subset most certainly did.

“Collin,” I told my dinner partner, “there really was something about that day that was distinctive in a very bad way. A lot of people had a bad experience that day, although what you describe is off the charts — sub-human, really. Our team was lousy, theirs was in first [place], and the scene was just unruly and altogether unpleasant.”

Wanted: One Hockey-Loving Ocularist

In early 2008, as Collin McKinney grappled with the reality of having his right eye removed and replaced with a prosthetic, his “twisted” sense of humor set upon a novel idea. He was fitted with a standard prosthetic eye, but he again wanted to summon his passion for hockey to help alleviate his trauma. He had been in contact with an area ocularist to try and get the Capitals’ logo etched on a second prosthetic eye. In other words, when you looked Collin McKinney in his replacement eye, he wanted you to see his passion. But first he needed the team’s permission.

“I have a twisted sense of humor,” he told me. “If something horrible like this is going to happen to you, you better have a sense of humor about it at some point, because if you can’t laugh, you end up sitting around doing nothing, wasting away.”

“I just thought it would be funny and cool, ‘cause it kinda shows what I’m into.

“I don’t get tattoos,” he added with a laugh.

McKinney wrote Capitals’ owner Ted Leonsis, seeking permission to use the team’s trademarked logo on a prosthetic eye. He sent the owner his request in a letter. And the owner replied.

“‘Wow,’ I think was his very first reaction,” McKinney noted. “‘You really want to do this?’”

“I think he thought I was a kook at first,” McKinney said with a laugh.

The request, McKinney pointed out, required more than just the owner’s blessing — that of lawyers, as you might imagine. Capitals’ attorneys were consulted, but also ones from the NHL’s league offices. Ultimately, McKinney got the team’s permission, and that of the league. He also received an invitation from Leonsis to take in a game in the owner’s box, where he could model his passion-prosthetic.

Now comes the hard part. The personalized prosthetic comes with a $3,000 sticker price. McKinney, an early recipient of Social Security due to his disability, subsists on $12,000 annually and some additional, modest money from helping out his Fairfax neighbors by walking their dogs and performing odd jobs.

“There’s no way I can afford that,” McKinney noted. “But now I know that there’s an ocularist in town who’ll do it. That’s what is important to me. If he had turned me down I had already Googled the entire country for others [ocularists]. I’d have contacted every one of them. It’s not something I’m going to give up on.”

At this point I wanted to reach into my back pocket, pull out my fraying black leather wallet, open it and turn it upside down and empty out all of its contents in this cause. Problem there is that that wouldn’t have purchased McKinney a temporary tattoo.

“Things are thrown your way in life,” Collin McKinney told me over our final sips of Monday night beer. “You just have to find a way to move on.

“This idea I have for ultimately winning over  . . .  getting the better of, my misfortune, it’ll happen one day. I believe that.”

In my nearly 35 years as a Caps’ fan I thought I had terrific reason on top of terrific reason to support this city’s pro hockey team, and to champion its cause. Over the years it had hockey heroes — Rod Langway, Dale Hunter, Olie Kolzig, Peter Bondra, now Alexander Ovechkin — wear its sweater. It had endured, in searing and endearing fashion, a brush with death, a thrilling run to a Stanley Cup finals, a sale to a hockey-town-constructing-committed owner. And the drafting of a franchise-altering and anchoring talent. But in September 2008 I found the best possible reason yet to be a Caps’ fan: Collin McKinney wears our team’s colors, and life can’t attack his hockey heart. There’s a life-long, no-trade clause in Collin McKinney’s allegiance to the Caps. He belongs to us.

A Few Preseason Photos - Caps vs. Flyers

From Friday’s victory over Philadelphia, a few photos with my new camera. We start with 1 Capital scoring, 1 assisting, and 2 former Caps (Metropolit 13 & Eminger 26) with front-row views of the goal.

Backstrom Scores, Ovechkin Assists - 10/3/2008

Backstrom Scores, Ovechkin Assists - 10/3/2008

Then there’s Washington’s netminder Jose Theodore after a Flyer shot knocked off his mask.

Theodore Unmasked

Theodore Unmasked

The rarely-seen Dave Steckel faceoff loss

The Rarely-seen Dave Steckel Faceoff Loss

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This Club’s Only For the Well-Heeled


We live in uncertain times, what with a collapsing economy and threat of a recession or worse. However, such financial doom and gloom clearly does not exist in Pittsburgh. The Penguins have created “The Penguins Hockey ‘n Heels Ladies Club” for their female fans. You’ll recall that they were one of several teams last season who offered a Hockey ‘n Heels event. They’ve taken it to the next level and created a club for women with the following perks:

  • One (1) game ticket in the Club Level Seating for three (3) games which includes event ticket, event premium item and buffet dinner
  • Locker Room Tour
  • On-Ice Demonstrations with the opportunity to sit in the Penalty Box/Player Bench
  • Attend a morning skate
  • Meet and greet with players after the morning skate
  • Limited Edition Framed Art Piece

And what is the price for such unmitigated hockey pleasure? A mere $1,225! Never fear if you can’t spare $1K+ right now; for $180, you can eat dinner and attend one game in the club level and receive that “event premium item.” (That’s $50 more than last year.)

Doing the math, even buying tickets at $180 for each of the three games still only sets one back $540. That must be one hell of an art piece, because I don’t see how a smelly locker room tour or watching morning skate is worth close to $700. Hopefully it’s nothing like the suggestively phallic HnH logo to the right.

I salute the Penguins for attempting to cater to the female fan, something more teams should do. And I have no doubt that they’ll get at least a few takers. However, the timing couldn’t be worse for this type of venture, not to mention that it’s ridiculously overpriced.

The only way I could possibly rationalize spending that much money on a ticket, some food, and on-ice demonstrations is if the opportunity to sit in the penalty box and on the bench was during a game. Or if the event premium item was Crosby’s playoff beard stubble.

Thank you, pepper, for sharing this link, I think.

Ten Top Storylines for the Start of Training Camp 2008

AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Frank Gunn

AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Frank Gunn

(10) Gabby from the Get-go. Capitals players had plenty of time to come to grips with Bruce Boudreau’s system, what with his arriving from Hershey at Thanksgiving. In his 61 games in 2007-08, Boudreau went 20 games over .500 (37-17-7). Had that projected over the full season, the Caps not only would have won the Southeast handily but absolutely contended for first overall in the East (with 104 points, Montreal finished 10 better than Washington). It bears mentioning that Boudreau had to learn most of his new hockey club in mid-season just as they had to learn his system. This fall, Boudreau knows his roster quite well, they know him now by the title of Jack Adams holder, and he starts the season with a club as healthy and hungry as any the Caps have seen this decade. Let the good times roll.

(9) Renewed Might on the Right. What might have the Capitals’ fortunes been in the 2008 playoffs had they had the services of captain Chris Clark and his 30-goal skills and leadership? And what might a fully healthy Eric Fehr finally look like? We should find out in 2008-09. Both have told media late this summer that they’re “100 percent” and ready to go. We know what Viktor Kozlov, Matt Bradley, and Clark can do. Fehr is the wild card. But reasonably healthy, that quartet ought to offer some much-needed scoring balance on the right side of the Caps’ forward ranks.

(8) Is Karl Alzner NHL ready? In what appears to have been the final foray for the Caps in the NHL Entry Draft lottery, for some while anyway, the Caps selected Calgary Hitmen shutdown rearguard Karl Alzner with the 5th pick in the 2007 draft. In his draft class Alzner was lauded as being the “most NHL ready” of defense prospects. Nothing about Alzner’s ‘07-08 season suggested otherwise. He captained Canada’s Junior team to yet another gold medal, and he was named WHL Defenseman of the Year and WHL Player of the Year. The Caps may find themselves with an intriguing and difficult call to make on Alzner this training camp: today he may well be one the team’s top 6 talents on the blueline, but would his long-term development be better aided with top minutes in Hershey this season?

(7) Center by Committee. The Capitals have a clear no. 1 center (Nicklas Backstrom) and, in ability, potentially three no. 2s (Nylander, Fedorov, Laich). Brooks Laich will get a long look on a wing. Additionally, there is fantastic defensive play and faceoff ability between Dave Steckel and Boyd Gordon. Bruce Boudreau is virtually certain to carry 13 forwards out of camp, and you have to believe five of them will be centers. But who sits? And who earns no. 2 minutes? Will there be a trade?

(6) Who’s no. 1 in Net — in Hershey? Rarely at the start of a new season is there intrigue about the goalie rotation down on the farm, but the goalie story in the Caps’ organization is a lead one in 2008-09. George McPhee has indicated that in Michael Neuvirth and Simeon Varlamov he has two AHL-worthy 20-year-olds; neither belongs in the E. Additionally, Daren Machesney has developed solidly in Hershey. One option could be to loan out one of the kids to another American League club. But both 2006 draft picks possess talent such that there respective stays in minor pros could be brief ones. Meanwhile . . .

(5) It’s Certain That There’s Some Uncertainty in the Washington Net. Jose Theodore was signed by Washington the moment that contracts talks with Cristobal Huet fell apart. Theodore possesses nearly 450 games of NHL experience spread out over more than 10 years. His career has been marked by moments of exemplary play commonly followed by conspicuously mediocre results. He has Vezina and Hart trophies on his mantle and pitchfork and torch scars on his gear bag. Playing behind a strong team of forwards and defenders, expect him to look like a world-beater during many regular season nights in 2008-09; the postseason will be more the barometer of his signing. Somewhat overlooked in the Kolzig-to-Huet-to-Theodore transition — all of it carried off in less than 9 months’ time — is that the Capitals’ blueline corps will have to adjust to yet another new netminder’s angles and rebounds tendencies. And it’s a short preseason.

(4) Is Semin a Star? There’s absolutely no doubt that left wing Alexander Semin is an elite, world-class talent. His wrist shot is simply one of the finest on the planet. But to date he has not put together a complete season of health and high production. With the Caps’ top-six-plus skill, 2008-09 should Semin’s season to shine.

(3) Potential Pitfalls of Press Clippings. It was just late last November that the Washington Capitals resided in dead last territory in the NHL, their rebuild strivings generating little returns. One coaching and netminder change ushered in a division title, a sold out home rink, and a wild-about-hockey Washington, and one of the great from hell to heaven rises in Washington pro sports history. The summer delivered an abundance of awards recognitions for the feat. And the Caps’ feel-good story of last season has fostered a pervasive ‘they’re-the-team-to-watch-out-for‘ forecast for this season. But the team is hardly dynastic, and they’ll compete with plenty of quality at the top of the East (Philly, Montreal, and Pittsburgh) and throughout the league overall. They’ll also have fewer games against their Southeast rivals this season — hockey’s weakest division.

(2) Golden Era of Ovechkin. If you believe Wayne Gretzky, we haven’t seen anywhere near the best yet from Alexander Ovechkin. The Great One believes that Ovi can score 90. Today the hockey world is Alexander Ovechkin’s oyster. He enjoys a best-in-his-sport status, he loves the challenge of making Washington a hockey town, and in 2008-09 he will skate in possession of the richest contract in Washington pro sports history. Now 225 pounds and a training dynamo, he is arrived at something close to his physical prime. There is among his fast-accumulating hardware one lone conspicuous omission. His aim in ‘08-09 is to secure that one, too.

(1) As Good as It Gets? There were three striking qualities about Verizon Center in the final weeks of the 2008 season: it was consistently sold out; it was overwhelmingly red and partisan (except to Pierre McGuire’s eyes); and it was gloriously raucous and loud. It was an environment that I think caught even the Caps off guard; it seemed about two years ahead of forecast — if management could even imagine such environs here at all. Was it a fluke in response to a torrid and historic run, or is that the reception that hockey is hereafter to receive, the home team now competing, likely for a sizable number of years going forward, with coveted skill, depth, and youth? Washington’s hockey fans have been the butt of disrespect and ridicule for decades. A full season of Red Rockin’ during a lot of winning may squelch that slander permanently.

Something Stinks in Sunrise

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate day, I checked out YouTube to see if there were any good pirate-related hockey videos. Of course there were a number of videos featuring the Portland Pirates, but that wasn’t what I wanted. There were a few videos featuring the Scottish National League’s Sam the Bear and Pirate Pete, which were mildly amusing (or downright hilarious by Scottish standards, apparently). And then I came across this video, which was taken at a Rangers- Panthers game earlier this year:
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No, that’s not Gary Bettman; it’s a giant nose with a double zero on its back. Looks like they do things a little differently in Florida.

Something Big Is Already Built

In a very real sense, the Ballston Massacre yesterday represented the culmination of the Capitals’ rebuild. Last September, Capitals’ owner Ted Leonsis decreed that the rebuild was over, asserting that his young team was primed for playoff contention. But being rebuilt as both Leonsis and General Manager George McPhee targeted 5 years ago, I believe, means more than that; I believe it is represented by what we’re seeing out at Kettler this September: the parent club enjoying the chic designation as Cup contender, and certainly an across-the-board classification as elite in the East. But also, concurrently, below them, resides a dozen-plus dazzling talents in juniors and the minor pros. With the team’s scouts consistently identifying gems in each year’s draft, the organization’s talent pipeline is annually replenished.

Yesterday’s 7-0 shellacking of Philly — a game that wasn’t anywhere near as close as the score indicated — means nothing. And everything. Nearly every single member of what will constitute the Capitals’ opening night lineup next month was standing hard by the glass in one corner, following the action intently. They were drawn there, presumably, by the novelty of yesterday’s matinee: the first-ever NHL exhibition in the facility. But they’re all also computer literate and not oblivious to the buzz that’s been circulating on line this week about the likes of John Carlson, Oskar Osala, Simeon Varlamov, Mathieu Perreault, and scores more recently acquired kids. A well rebuilt organization, I’d submit, is one in which the present is a consensus contender as well as one within which the vets are checking the rear view mirror for skilled and fast-skating youth, hard charging on their heels.

It is true that the Flyers yesterday were without two prime young talents, Claude Giroux and JVR. Neither, however, plays defense or tends goal, and suited up they might have succeeded in making the score 7-3. The Caps, it should be noted, were also without a pair of first-round talents (Joe Finley and Anton Gustafsson). Interestingly, the heavy duty damage inflicted yesterday came from the very late rounds and even free agency: Travis Morin, Mathieu Perreault, Steve Pinizzotto, Viktor Dovgan, Jay Beagle. Oskar Osala was conspicuous throwing his fourth-round weight around.

A veteran puckhead follower of the Caps needed about one hour of the opening day of autumn skating out at Kettler to see the difference that 5 years has made in the organization’s acquisition and development of prospects. That was the emerging theme for me during an upwards of 5 hours spent there on Sunday, and listening to voices far more expert than mine ruminate on the breadth and quality of this organization’s personnel.

Once upon a time, veteran members of the beat pack told me, the Washington Capitals made a habit of hurtling highly drafted kids more or less straight into the big-league lineup, with hardly any apprenticeship in the minors, and shortsightedly shortchanging their development. Jacub Cutta’s presence at 2008’s training camp is an instructive case in point. Back in 2000, Cutta arrived in Washington as an 18-year-old rookie out of Swift Current of the WHL. He had an outstanding camp that autumn, without question. He certainly was one of the best six or seven rearguard performers then. But really, shouldn’t he have been patted on the back, commended for his competitiveness, and immediately returned to the W for at least another year, rather than thrust into the opening night lineup? Then head coach Ron Wilson, himself a former NHL rearguard, must have assumed that he could manage Cutta’s rookie year just fine.

In reality, though, how many 18-year-old defensemen are ready for an 82-game NHL season?

The Capitals did return Cutta to Swift Current, where he played fewer than 50 games in 2000-01. But it’s possible he did so with some sense of failure, his development cycle oddly meandering at its outset.

Others classified as very youthful could be identified as having been microwaved into the big leagues during the first half of this decade – Brian Sutherby, Kris Beech, Steve Eminger. Today, however, there’s a whole new mindset in place when it comes to developing prospects, and this, joined by now consistently adept drafting and superb pro scouting, has the Capitals in 2008 right where management dreamed of five years ago.

Of the 67 players who will skate at Kettler Capitals in Rookie and Training camps this month, fully 23 were drafted in either the first or second rounds of the NHL draft. All are accorded an appropriate apprenticeship. Just as encouraging is the emrgence of contribtor and star quality potential from later rounds (Osala, Perreault, Lepisto, Dovgan). Those of you who paid a visit to Kettler this week before the vets (save Ovechkin!) reported, found a compelling reason to go out so early: there were really good hockey players all over the ice.

I cannot make mention of these changed fortunes without acknowledging the wholesale change in media acknowledgment of the role that a robust development pipeline now plays in the organization’s overall health. Once upon a time, we who cared greatly about the weekly progress of draft picks had a lone web address (hockeysfuture) to peruse. In season the beat reporters of both big papers will chronicle the feats of the kids in juniors and down on the farm. As will the blogs. The Caps’ web site is metastasizing into a multi-media warehouse of feats present and years-off promising.

Part of becoming a hockey town is having a fanbase fluent with more than the big-league scoreboard and standings and savoring the novel journey that tomorrow’s heroes must make. In Washington, this September, it’s a blockbuster tale.

Former Q League MVP: “By Far My Best Goal Ever”

The final goal scored in yesterday’s 7-0 mauling by the Caps over the Flyers wasn’t the most important one, but it certainly was the most dramatic. Capitals’ center Mathieu Perreault gathered the puck near the Flyers’ blueline and proceeded to shred the entirety of Philadelphia’s on-ice personnel. Also bested by Perreault, seemingly, were all Flyers in the building, as well as 20 veterans back in Philadelphia. Then he undressed Flyers’ netminder Jeremy Duchesne, scored, and took 750 or so already euphoric Caps’ fans in Kettler and raised them out of their seats in delirium. Afterward, we asked Mathieu where the goal ranked among the most memorable he’d ever scored.

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Live Blog: Caps / Flyers Rookie Game

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Event Notice: Scrimmage Live Blogging from Kettler Tomorrow

Scoring a ticket for tomorrow’s first-ever NHL scrimmage at Kettler-Capitals was no easy feat — those ducats moved fast, and they’re all gone. We hope scores of OFB readers landed some. But for those of you who didn’t, or those of you locked up in the office tomorrow afternoon in service to the Man, there’s on-line coverage for you to follow.  Join us at 3:00 p.m. tomorrow for some live blogging of the Capitals and Flyers Rookie Camp-concluding scrimmage.

We have three hopes for tomorrow’s matinee. First, that it’s seriously red in the Kettler stands. Second, that Anton Gustafsson pots a marker. (Or how ’bout 5?) And third, that the home boys comport themselves as thoroughly inhospitable hosts of the Orange and Black. Some of you we’ll new season meet-n-greet out at the rink tomorrow; many more we hope to hay hello to right here.

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Metro’s Rough Road to the NHL

There’s great excitement surrounding Capitals players arriving at Kettler, and about the upcoming season’s prospects for a deep playoff run. But an article in The Philadelphia Inquirer about former Capital Glen Metropolit is inspiring enough to warrant a look back, even at the cusp of the new season.

I always had a soft spot for Metro when he was in D.C. — and more than just because he has the perfect nickname to play in our city. He was a hard-nosed scrapper around the net, a solid PK guy, and surprisingly good on faceoffs . . . something the team sorely lacked after Adam Oates’ departure. Never slated for NHL greatness, his high-energy play nonetheless made for some exciting moments in the Phone Booth.

Metro’s tough start in life and his winding, hard-fought path to the NHL are pretty amazing. Check out this article by Sam Carchidi; even though Metropolit is wearing orange and black this season, here’s hoping for his continued success (just not against the Caps).

Cupcakes and Hockey - Never the Twain Shall Meet

The Washington Capitals are in what many hockey pundits brand as the weakest division in the NHL. Despite the fact that two of the past four Stanley Cup champs are Southeast denizens, never have more than two Southeast teams made the playoffs in a given year. In four of the nine seasons since the Southeast sprang to life, only the division winner made the post-season.

Every sport has a “SouthLeast” equivalent, some division perceived as soft . . . though as pro sport parity increases such distinctions are fading. Even so, these divisions are not inherently bad for the sport, nor for the fans. Sometimes, as was the case last NHL season, a division perceived as weak can provide the most compelling competition during the race to the playoffs.

The NFL’s NFC West may very well send an 8-8 team to the post-season this year — and the fact that the Arizona Cardinals currently sit alone in first place (even after just one week) is, if I recall correctly, the third sign of the Apocalypse — yet that division race will likely come down to the wire with games that still have playoff implications in Week 17.

Major League Baseball’s National League West may yield a .500 division winner in 2008, yet the race between the Dodgers and Diamondbacks is a tightly contested one and likely to remain so as the season’s end approaches. Last year the Colorado Rockies’ improbable run captured the attention of fans and media alike. In 2006 that same division showcased an exciting down-to-the-wire regular-season finale, as the Padres and Dodgers battled for the division crown.

Winners of these weaker divisions often find new life in the post-season; they are by no means one-and-done by default. While the Capitals have yet go from Southeast Division Champs to the Cup (it’s coming, though), their division-mates in Carolina and Tampa hoisted the Cup despite being “mired” in the Southeast. The NFC West’s Seattle Seahawks lost a close (if boring) Super Bowl just 19 months ago. The NFC North has been weak for a while too, yet the Chicago Bears were the only team to record a win in February 2006.

The pros and cons of divisional weakness are certainly up for debate; yet they are nothing when compared to the NCAA football factory schools. While professional clubs choose neither their schedules nor their division — for if they did, the Patrick Division would still exist — big Division I-A football programs frequently bake up cupcake schedules.

Looks great, but leaves a bad taste in your mouth

Looks great, but leaves a bad taste in your mouth

Articles appear each year about powerhouse programs padding their seasons with underpowered opponents, and about schools that somehow arrange 7 or 8 home games in a 12-game schedule. Yes, the little schools benefit financially from their on-field beat-downs, and the resulting name recognition often helps their programs (bad press is better than no press). But one can be certain that the I-As aren’t scheduling said opponents altruistically; rather, they want a blowout win to impress fans, donors, and the BCS.

Of course, it occasionally backfires when the intended palooka doesn’t follow the script and upsets the heavy favorite (Appalachian State and ECU spring to mind); then the cupcakes become “just desserts.” Some might say that the trend of the patsy teams fighting hard and winning — or, like my I-AA alma mater Delaware, losing but scaring the bejeezus out of Maryland in College Park— might make teams decide that the appeal of lower-skilled opponents is outweighed the risk of an embarassing loss. That is a possibility; but I think we’ll see schools simply schedule even further down the talent ladder to find that easy W.

With such a short season, an easy victory over a lightly-considered opponent can harm the winning team by fooling young players into thinking the season will be a cakewalk. This issue is less prevalent among seasoned professionals, 99% of whom know how hard one must work every shift, every down, just to compete as a pro. But at the college level, where players are just learning that their high school prowess won’t guarantee success in the NCAA, a no-effort win often leads to a stunning loss the following week. And yes, West Virginia, your 48-21 shellacking of Villanova (I-AA) followed by stumbling to ECU 24-3 the following week is a terrific example.

So say what you will about the Southeast Division, or about divisions perceived as weak in any pro sport. A soft division can lead to exciting finishes; and even when it does not, the teams do not choose their opponents so one can hardly blame a dominant team in a division of also-rans. Finally, playing weaker opponents in the pros does not harm the development of players who, for the most part, already understand that taking a game off will come back to haunt them.

Division I-A football schools serving cupcakes as opponents? No thanks, I’ll skip dessert . . . give me the Southeast Platter instead.

Captain Clark Raffling for Henderson, New York

Henderson, NY

Henderson, NY

The Washington Capitals’ Chris Clark is helping Henderson, New York, get a new playground for local children. Henderson, where the the Clarks have a summer home, is just a stone’s throw across Lake Ontario from Canada. Clark is raffling a deluxe weekend of Capitals fun for one lucky winner:

The package includes a two-night stay at the Westin Arlington Gateway Hotel and two tickets to the winner’s choice of three games: Nov. 8 against the N.Y. Rangers, Jan. 3 against the N.Y. Rangers or Jan. 17 against Boston. After the game the winner and their guest will be escorted to Verizon Center’s event level to meet Chris and get autographs from the Capitals’ captain and his teammates.

Read more about it on the Caps’ site here, or go directly to A Place to Play to purchase raffle tickets.

From the Mouths of Babes

I hope they don't do this

I hope they don

Certain members of OFB are thrilled that the Capitals are starting auditions for the Spirit Squad today. My only hope is that the Spirit Squad has a blog, similar to the Nashville Predators Dancers and Goal Girls, or the Blue Crew’s audition blog. Where else could we gain insight into the challenging world of fan experience enhancement? Cue Christina from the Blue Crew, who speaks to the skating portion of their auditions:

One of the drills was a familiar but dreaded hockey drill called Mountains; although, some hockey players refer to them as Suicides. It consists of hard skating back and fourth, stopping at each line, and always returning to the goal line without resting. I heard some girls breathing heavily and fatigue was setting it but I took it as an opportunity to finally regain some body heat that was lost due to our attire.

A guy would read this and see nothing wrong with it, but women would easily read between the lines for what she’s really saying: she’s in great shape, too bad for the losers who can’t handle a little exercise.

On to the trivia portion of the competition:

Some of the questions ranged from naming some of the newly signed players to explaining the physics behind laying ice.

Now I’m impressed: Blue Crew members have to know the physics of laying ice? Does that question come up a lot?

On to some role-playing exercises:

After dancing, we moved onto the improv portion. We all partnered up (a veteran with a new girl) and drew a strip of paper out of a hat. On the strips of paper were different scenarios that can possibly happen during a Thrashers game and we would have to act out a scene. One girl would have to act it out the wrong way and the other girl would act it out the right way…My strip of paper said, “You accidentally spilled a Thrashers fan’s drink,” while some other strips said, “You threw a t-shirt out in the stands and it hits a fan in the eye.”

In Washington, the answer to either of these hard-hitting social issues is simple: you immediately hire a lawyer, because you’re going to get sued for damages.

As for the Preds Dancers and Goal Girls, after seeing some of the pics of their photo shoot on the blog, I’d like to know how they define a “healthy breakfast.” I just don’t see those ladies chowing down on a stack of pancakes.

H/t to Canucks and Beyond and Puck Daddy.

7 + 5 + 32 + 11 = 4

Mike Gartner - photo from HHOF.com

Mike Gartner - photo from HHOF.com

The Southeast Division Champion banner will not be the only Washington Capitals branded item to be raised to the rafters this hockey season.  The Capitals announced today that Mike Gartner’s number 11 will be retired during a pregame ceremony before the game versus the Toronto Maple Leafs on Sunday, December 28th.  Gartner currently ranks second in goals (397), assists (392) and points (789) and is a member of the Hockey Hall of Fame.

From the Capitals press release:

“Capitals fans have fond memories of Mike Gartner flying down the right wing and scoring goals at the Capital Centre,” said Capitals chairman and majority owner Ted Leonsis. “This is a fitting tribute to one of the elite offensive players in the history of the game who was a crucial member of the first Capitals playoff teams.”

“It is a tremendous honor to be recognized by the Washington Capitals and to join the distinguished company of my fellow teammates Yvon Labre, Rod Langway and Dale Hunter,” Gartner said. “I look forward to the upcoming evening in December and sharing those fond memories with my family and those fans in attendance.”

Single game tickets for the game will be on sale later in September.  There will also be a commemorative Mike Gartner giveaway.

This will be the fourth number retired by the Capitals — Yvon Labre #7, Rod Langway #5, and Dale Hunter #32 are the others.