Igår förbands min spänning inte till bröllop som planerar (¢m för „ för Iâ⠂¬â som får att gifta sig i November), men ganska förutsatt att artighet av Comcast. I took the day off work to be home for the switch to Comcast’s Triple Play digital television-Internet-phone package — partly because it’s cheaper than what I had with RCN, partly to get a DVR, and partly because Comcast carries Versus & NHL Center Ice.
Friday, 8:00 AMâ€â€The phone rings; I awaken and fumble for the receiver. I muzzily hear someone talking about Comcast, so I press “9â€? to buzz them in, impressed they showed up so early. Doesn’t work. I press “9â€? again, to no avail. Finally I’m awake enough to understand what the caller is saying: it’s Comcast HQ calling to make sure I’ll be home in the 8-11 AM installation windowâ€â€not someone downstairs waiting to be let in. D’oh. I sheepishly apologize and say yes, I will be here.
Friday, 10:45 AMâ€â€The installation technician arrives within the originally scheduled time window, which was a nice surprise. However, while my name and phone number are on the work order, everything else is wrong: the address is a different unit in my building; the order is for a Comcast service upgrade rather than a whole new installation; and they didn’t start the process to port my existing phone number to the new account.
As I type this he’s been here over an hour and a half, mostly on the phone to his headquarters. From what I can gather it seems they’ll be able to install everything, but they won’t be able to port my phone number today. So for a few days I’ll have a new phone number with Comcast, yet I’ll have to continue paying RCN to keep the other phone line active otherwise I risk losing the phone number I’ve had for eleven years. Wonderful.
Friday, 1:30 PMâ€â€After three long hours, the technician has finally gone. Most of a day wasted, but at least my high-speed Internet is back up (as evidenced by this post). The tech was very polite, and installed my DVR, cable box, and cable modem successfully . . . well, for the most part he didâ€â€I had to configure my own wireless router, as he was stumped by my pretty typical LINKSYS router. He did stay until it was working though.
This cable installation play-by-play is on OFB for two reasons. First, venting makes me feel a little better. Second, I was unable to get to the Kettler rinks today as I planned, so I apologize for being unable to provide coverage of the day’s events as I’d hoped.
So my cable service installation is only 2/3 complete, yet it consumed most of a day. Now all I have to do is wait five days for the number port to be complete, then schedule another technician visit to switch my phone lines. In the meantime, I have to continue paying RCN to keep my existing phone number active.
Thank you, Comcast, for perpetuating the well-deserved stereotype of disorganized and indifferent cable company service.