In Hockey, Suus’ Totus in Prosapia

Cup'pa JoeSpecies humanus res comprise ingens major domus of enrollment pro valde venatus of hockey, ita ut giants intus is es accersitus super prebeo reflections in suum iter itineris intus venatus, nos shouldnt’ exsisto admiratio procul species they dedi in ut nisus. Suus’ impossible ut vigilo NHLs’ Aula of Laus Induction ceremony neque nec exsisto adduco ut humilitas, character, quod plurimus proprie iunctio ut prosapia ut hockey ludio ludius probo quod famen est unrivaled in landscape of professio lusum. Baseballs’ induction ceremony is preteritus estas, per rectum of character of suus potissimus inductees Gwynn quod Ripken, videor sumo a step tergum in vicis quod venia quod ingenero a resurrectio of veneratio parumper lusum pessime egenus is. Tamen NHL, per suus altissimus veneratio vicis sulum November, has is sulum annus.

billing pro Monday nox noctis’ ceremony in Toronto eram a legends’ album of inductees, optimus ordo umquam, tamen audio ut suum fabula of ortus intus dedicated families quod suum constans suscipio compages — ones ut es fundo quod amplified intus amplus hockey prosapia ipsum — unus felt ut is vicis, seemingly a spectaculum pro rarus- talentum unique, eram vere sulum frenum ut ultum an pre se ferre pro prosapia iunctum ut servo ut perpetuus wellspring of maiestas huic venatus.

venit permaneo nox noctis vindico nobis pes of excellentia of inductees in glacies; suum libramen quod affectus dum pondero in suum veneratio in tempus; tamen quoque ordinarius glimpses of suum families sessio nearby quod poeta testimonials ex suum sons ut ut suum inaestimandus duco. Totus videor interrelated quod intertwined.

Quod in cuspis of res is est. Hockey Aula of Laus has inter suus pre se ferre a simplex domus’ prosapia cella orbis 1950 intus quod prosapia members es recolligo inter a broadcast of Hockey Nox noctis in Canalis. Is quoque has a constituo plaustrum veneratio pre- diluculo pilgrimages ut rink, ludio ludius sicco super annus per labor of Canadian hiberna, se gero ut devoveo ritus.

A hockey ludio ludius’ developmental iter itineris postulo nusquam brevis of an totus- sicco commitment of vicis quod facundia ex families. They exsisto existo in weekdays per newspaper vindico pax facio pre- schola meditor in terror blackness. They fio via proeliator of hiberna weekend proficiscor ut venatus quod tournaments, quod in 90 sentio of Canalis quod lacertus Midwest, ut’ sepius desolate quod periculosus eo.

Decens a hockey ludio ludius est rare a volatilis, dimidium- pectus pectoris praesumo. Forsitan ut’ quare is lusum est ludio ludius per adeo pectus pectoris.

Al MacInnis eram primoris veneratio permaneo nox noctis profiteor persona of prosapia in suus maiestas, quod ut primoris- umquam Nova Scotian futurus enshrined ( incredibilis, ut), is no certus ut suus fundo prosapia members in Prodigium Hood knew of suum persona in suus tutela. They had a locus in Aula of Laus, quoque, is said.

Is eram heartening audire Scott Stevens testis ut labefactum is felt ex suus duodeviginti annus in Lavatio Caput’ prosapia. Is gratias ago David Poile quod Bryan Murray ex procuratio, quod suus defensabiliter socius Vepres Engblom. Is characterized suus tenura in urbs ut “a period of incrementum” quod prolecto ut res a secui of primoris Caput’ team ut species pro postseason — prothoplastus of septem rectus talis in D.C. is eram a secui of. Quod is gratias ago Caput’ fans pro suum suscipio.

tear apparatus ut est Vestigium Nuntius nimirum had spatiosus reflections in persona of prosapia in suus tutela. Is had spatiosus reflections period, efflectum determino quattuor minutes pro ingens per rambling incoherence ut prope outlasted suus tutela. Quis si hed’ been taedium a tuxedo ratio intentio per Reebok amid quicumque singultus?

Messiers’ obsideo gravida- porro pauses licitus mihi ut rememeber ut quondam suus prosapia eram res publica habeo comprehendo Madonna. EGO quinymo fruor hockeys’ instar of towering talentum, suum satus in civis of centum, suum pudor unmatched in vel ex professio lusum, dalliance-ing per American astrum strumpets. Ut nimirum est eximius ut quantum mundane tractus of prosapia huic lusum. Hockey ludio ludius nunquam alieno suum radix, vel perdo suum attachment sibimet.

Hockey Rink of Madison Duco (Va.)

Suus’ suscito nobis ut suscipio nuntius of hockey appreciation ex readership sursum in Hockeys’ Domus, in Canalis, tamen forsitan magis sic ut nos suscipio is ex an dissimilis outpost of puck perturbatio. Yesterday nos suscipio is transmaritanus ex lector Robert in Etlan, Va., a cognatus vegrandis defero in Shenandoah Valley:

“nos ago in Madison Duco quod est super 1.5 hrs. SW of Beltway. Nos have a populatio of tantum super 14k. Super 12 annus abhinc a iugo of frater quisnam grew sursum lascivio glacies hockey in Canalis certus verto an novus publicus tennis villa in a volvo hockey rink. They quod alius constructum sideboards ex plywood quod 24s×’. Is coepi vegrandis nam nos have 3 divortium per fere centum ludio ludius.EGO eram nunquam a hockey fan, permissum unus a ludio ludius; secundum totus is eram quoque tepidus hic quod volvo vesica hadnt’ been reperio etiamnunc. Nam meus kids es magnus fans quod es duco dies insquequo season patefacio tametsi meus filia’ infractus armo ( ex soccer) may preoccupo suus ex res calx insquequo January. operation est iam res partially subnixus Ortus quod Rec Dept., quod dum nostrum superficies est in pulchellus scabrosus vultus, EGO reputo nos can adepto per. Maybe tunc annus, nos can erigo satis crumens impetro a vere bonus resurfacing officium.Tenus EGO teneo, nos es solus vicus hockey league in nostrum area. Quod EGO reputo populus quisnam participate in talis leagues aut lascivio vel vigilo es recedentia magis amo ut volo ingravesco Caps fans quod peto venatus, sumo paraphernalia, audio venatus vel ordo NHL Center Glacies ex satellite vexillum, ut nos did permaneo week. Per via, meus 11- annus vetus filius has monumentum alica of totus Russian ludio ludius in NHL.

Usquam, EGO accersitus Caps ceterus dies quod asked a Caps rep si illic eram quisquam Caps could operor ut develop nonnullus quasi affinitas inter team quod nostrum league. Is did narro they dedi vendo tickets pro mezzanine area pro $19 si nos could adepto 50 populus quisnam volo ut persolvo ut. Ut’ nice tamen Im’ non certus nos could adepto 50 populus. In praevius annus a amplus humus nostrum has famulor a Richmond hockey venatus quod sumptus super dimidium quantus quantus. Nos dont’ have Mediocris- typus reditus hic. (nostrum textus site, incidentally, esthttp:/www.madisonhockey.com//)

In summa, Im’ non verus certus quis Id’ amo Caps efficio, tamen EGO reputo they have a vested penitus in seeing leagues talis ut nostri ut have developed talis fanaticus solator of hockey ex tenuis aer, operor puteus quod prospicio. Id’ quoque amo video vidi visum nostrum parentes quod ludio ludius develop an identity per team.

Ullus informatio?”

Robert:

Primoris, gratias ago vos pro socius nobis vestri defero’ novus- instituo diligo res per hockey. Nos nunquam defessus of auditurus esse talis fabula. Unus of decorus of hockey est ut is has plures lacto off- glacies iterations: solum hockey, plerumque ludio ludius in schola palestra trans rus ruris; volvo; quod unus of plurrimi underrated of totus recreational pastimes, vicus hockey.

Sursum north, in Civitas quod Canalis, cautus- in tennis villa es plerumque redundo in hiberna quod skated super. Is hiberna, quattuor nostrum es gonna servo nostrum fingers crux crucis parumper gelu tendo of tempestas sedo in in Etlan unus weekend ut forsitan nonnullus of suus centum hockey ludio ludius can lacesso sursum nonnullus skates — ut rink of vestri should exsisto adsuesco assuesco totus annus ’ rotundus! Nos quoque reputo suus’ fantastic ut Etlans’ Ortus quod Recreation Dept. est strenue suscipio is in suscipio of hockey.

Caps es graviter involved in growing hockey in amplexus defero — nos suscipio vox of sulum quod sulum unus of suum saluto ut schola quod hospitium quod civilis gelamen, quod aegre a week obduco vacuus talis a saluto. Erant’ non certus si theyve’ suscipio a trinus sicco occasus in vestri gutter of silva, tamen substructio in vestri genus of venatus illic quod populus suscipio is, they should.

Obviously, itd’ exsisto a magnus investment in vicis quod facundia impetro a segment of vestri defero ut Lavatio parumper Caps’ venatus. Etiam, nos spes unus weekend accidit. Memor, quoque, ut illic’ a magnificabiliter usus in captus in narro a Imbuo oriens skate per team procul Kettler Caput, quod est solvo quod publicus publicus totus season porro. Aliquantulus porro sursum via, in Ipsa, Pa., pro hockey usus est prosapia budget familiaris quod inter optimus intotus of hockey. Permaneo, Caps procul terminus of sulum season habitum a venditio of suum paratus, quod ut sino recreational hockey ludio ludius ( quod monumentum contraho) obvius ut valde apparatus sepius procul valde pretium.

Wed’ amo audire quam season progressio in Etlan, sic commodo subsisto in tactus. Quod si vos operor redundo ut foras rink, nos teneo of utique unus OFBer prorsus’ cuspis suus Jeep occasus obviam Shenandoah Valley in a Imbuo oriens quod suo in fun.

Prolixus Patefacio Speculatio of Oris Nox noctis ( domi)

Olie postgameAn rudimentum ut suggero a voluntas of aer EGO congressus in quod super Quin Center orsa tardus Imbuo meridianus:

445: p.m.: Nos operor non have quisquam appositus hockey tempestas. Verum, pedes down 6th St. sub a aestuo sol solis, Im’ incommoditas in mereo bluejeans quod a res shirt. Tamen Im’ melior off quam six fans EGO obduco quisnam es outfitted in novus rutilus Reebok Caps’ sudo; they es collapsed quod obduco sicco obviam Quin Center moenia, sudo fluo off suum templum. Plaga Excolo recro lemma per amotio novus sudo quod restituo lemma per vetus CCMs. Fere instantly fans revoco.

Serio, EGO saw a mediocris numerus of fans in illa rib-huggers sicco in estus, quod nullus of lemma videor ut exsisto moving 9 sentio ocius quam mihi.

Caps have a numerus of tener, venustas baculus scurrying super 6th quod RESURRECTIO Vicus in Segways dispensatio sinus schedules.

505:: Ille Forma’ Caps’ quod Veneficus’ apparatus repono, quod nemo videor scio est nomen quis iam, facile has 60 vel 70 shoppers in is duos hora pro venatus. Suus’ vere per difficilis moveo inter in, suus’ sic congested. Illic est torqueo secundum torqueo of novus colo colui cultum quod logo caps, quod they es evanidus velox. versus procul duos subcriptio es convenienter six vel septem populus profundus. teams’ novus vultus has been fabrica in a vulgus array of formo huic shop, quod suus’ videlicet populus per fans in oris nox noctis domi.

Tergum foris en iter itineris ut press porta, EGO occupo super an prodigiosus os: a manus manus of super 25 vel 30 men quod women — plerumque men — congregated in 7th St. taedium fervens rutilus wigs, rutilusindutus, quod rutilus athletic shoes. Is est haud vulgaris oris nox noctis of hockey domi, EGO reputo.

520:: Predictably, suus’ novitas- nox noctis turba in press lounge. Comcast inter alius broadcast exitus est effectus a longinquus foris rink, tractus multus of interventus alio whod’ secus exsisto in lounge. EGO supervenio in lounge per a absentis lustro varius interventus pro suum veneratio slottings of Caps in Oriens is season. Hic’ quis EGO perficio:

Mike Vogel: 3rd (obviously, is has Caps victor Inferus)

Ron Weber: 10th (ouch!)

Eric McErlain: 7th

Corey Masisak: 7th

Dmitry Chesnokov: 6th

600:: In press arca archa Im’ sessio inter Eric McErlain quod Dmitry Chesnokov. Voluntas, meus hockey erudio ero provectus tonight, quod Peius’ quoque have statim vexillum of bonus amicitia. Ut vox of Eric est a Vox vocis of America opinio exemplar ex Czech Res publica. A iugo of opinio in nostrum row profero ut Caps have reservo a press arca archa opus tractus — totus season porro — pro mortuus Dave Fay. EGO profero ut VOA guy ut meus recordatio eram ut Mr. Leonsis statutum tempus ut excolo intus a dies vel duos Daves’ decessio nos. Incidentally, solum of page 1 of Caps’ 2007 Interventus Rector portatus a dedication ut Fay.

615:: Im’ in levamen area of press arca archa, quod est partially vas in, quod questio quietis illic quoniam Tim Lemke of Lavatio Vicis est interviewing mihi super blogging quod suus labefactum in Caps. Is emailed mihi a week vel sic abhinc quod edoctus mihi ut hed’ iam orator per Eric McErlain ( bonus informatio, ut) quod Jon Press.

spatium permaneo diutius quam EGO sententia is would simplex quoniam Tim quod EGO have a verus interesting quod securus verto, quod is asks bonus questions. Quoque, quoniam EGO diligo sermo super is thema. Lemke profero suus infigo ut quattuor nostrum loco multus of opus in OFB. EGO dont’ per teneo quam ut respondeo; objectively vos could positus ut nos devoveo a sanus numerus of hora sulum week ut site, tamen vel ut Im’ stilus procul 200: vel 300: in oriens, gnarus Peius’ exsisto dragging in muneris tunc dies per mane meridianus, EGO nunquam visum nisus ut opus.

Plenus promptum ( quasi): three vicis EGO scisco Lemke verto off suus recorder ut nos can chat off record. Volo ut suggero him ut plenus a voluntas ut possible of quis has venio nobis super preteritus annus, quod varius members of hockey defero have partis me, per aliquantum of libertas, quis they sentio civitas of res interventus in D.C. futurus. Mike Vogel quondam told mihi ut 80 sentio of quis audit in suus hockey eo necesse has ut terminus sursum in talea cella solum. “suus’ a bonus via servo amicitia” is told mihi. (persevero)

Frigus Sententia Amid Mercury Rabies: Heritage Ordo, a Reminiscence

Heritage Ordo Jose Theodore photo per Questus Statua OFB lector Sarcalogos Meza benevolens admonitio mihi is oriens of frigus vicis, quod imprimis of November 22, 2003 — balanus of Heritage Ordo foras hockey venatus inter Montreal quod Edmonton. Sarcalogos est a bonus alio ut sermo ut super ut vicis, seeing ut is viator ex Lavatio usque ut Alberta ut weekend sumo in venatus in lacertus deck of Edmontons’ Res publica Stadium. EGO vividly memor him orbis mihi in suus cell phone ex illud glacialis environs. EGO asked Sarcalogos communico me suus recordatio illius ingens Imbuo nox noctis.

league nimirum lego tardus November balanus questio optimally gelu quod siccus valetudo pro venatus. Is got gelu totus vox. Ut Imbuo meridianus, tempero erant in singulus digits. Pro vesper eram perfectus, Habs quod Oilers erant skating in aer ut pervenio 28 Fahrenheit.

“ nox noctis pro, is snowed in Edmonton,” Sarcalogos repeto. “is snowed satis quod is eram gelu satis ut unus of Zambonis necessarius pro venatus glacialis up.”

Illic erant duos venatus pro mane hiberna vigoratus sumo in ut dies, an Vetus Vicis unus featuring ’70s quod ’80s Oilers quod Canadians valde tunc a superstes’ duco unus inter contemporary teams postea. Ludio ludius pro utriusque venatus erant validus ut skate sicco onto makeshift glacies superficies ex suum obfirmo cella.

EGO asked Sarcalogos quam is outfitted sui pro suus forte a centum feet altus in gelidus Alberta nox noctis. “ego eram in hiberna socks, longjohns, Levis, duos shirts, a gravis officium ski coat, gloves, a vix, quod a laneus cap,” is said. “ res EGO memor plurimus super formo ut nox noctis erant locus, men quod women, quod vel suum liberi, loricatus in hiberna coveralls ut vos plerumque animadverto molior opus in ut theyre’ opus foras in extremus hiberna”

Is had alius vivid recordatio ex suus glacialis stadium usus. “ego didnt’ emo levamen ex concessions, quoniam trinus ut restrooms postulo . . . puteus, in totus illud layers totus nostrum erant in, is iustus took quoque porro” is rideo risi risum.

Heritage Ordo Edmonton Alberta

Is wasnt’ iustus testis largior layered — Montreal netminder Jose Theodore praeclarus added a touque ut caput capitis of suus calx os experior quod defendo tundra gelu, quod plures of skaters videor vello turtlenecks usque suum ears.

league instruo duos amplus viewing screens at both ends of Commonwealth for spectators. Chris said that the screens were important for those like him seated up high to follow the play. “So much of the stadium seemed to follow the play on those screens,” Chris said. “Their enthusiasm, with every rush, seemed identical to the passion you associate with a Canadian crowd in a typical arena.”

I asked Chris to identify a lasting image of that November’s frozen feast. “Even in the upper deck where I was, you could see the joy on the faces of the Old-Timer All Stars, their delight in taking shovels and pushing snow off of the playing surface. It just reminded you of hockey’s roots and that the game’s biggest names seemed to relish a return to them.”

Memorial Weekend Snowglobe: Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, 2007

Cup'pa JoeCan there be anything more exhilarating than postponing spring home repairs — sanding, painting, minor roof repairs, all performed on high scaffolding — by virtue of snow and frost that confine one indoors to the leisure of world-class beer and televised postseason hockey? Such was the Memorial week marvel that confronted my buddy Michael up at his vacation getaway in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia.

Deep into May each year Michael makes a 21-hour pilgrimage from Capitol Hill to Belle Cote, Nova Scotia, population approximately 340, to inventory winter’s wear on his magnificent property there. He reminds me of his mission each March, reiterating his open invitation for me to join him. I had my own arduous roadtrip to navigate this month, but am I sorry I couldn’t have been a sweatered witness to the spectacle that touque-wearing Mother Nature, eh?, treated Michael to all of the past 10 days. In previous springs, he’d always been greeted there by spring. Not this year.

You know how we in D.C. had a soundtrack of revving lawnmowers in our neighborhoods this past holiday weekend? Michael would press his coffee each morning in Cape Breton and listen to the revving of snowmobiles belonging to his neighbors. Lucky b******. Michael and I suffer debilitating bouts of hayfever symptoms from the pollen-saturated Mid-Atlantic, and as I listened on the phone to his chronicle of wood-gathering for home warming fires during broadcasts of the Memorial Cup I thought immediately of all that prescription medicine that never stirred in his travel bag.

The most difficult adjustment for me on my return home from Eastern Europe this month had nothing to do with eight time zones’ disorientation and everything to do with my lungs departing Moscow’s crisp air and being submerged in the height of hayfever mayhem here.

Nothing in the Cape Breton weather of the past few years could have forecast the deep freeze of May 2007. Michael and his wife Marleen and I have on a couple of occasions enjoyed February vacations in Cape Breton characterized by the smell of cords of burning wood in their two fireplaces and single-digit mercury, but recent winters there have been bone-dry in terms of snow. Snowmobiling enthusiasts, we’ve passed on mid-winter visits there the past two winters because the ground has remained brown throughout  Decembers and Januarys. And so on the phone Monday night I sat rapturously as Michael detailed five inches of fresh powder outside his house and the regular chiseling of ice off of his truck’s windshield.

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May 2007, the locals informed Michael, ranks as the coldest in Cape Breton since 1937. In the Cape Breton Highlands, a mere 30-minutes’ ride up a steep ascent from Michael’s house, there’ll apparently be snowmobiling solidly into June.

Many Americans by late May are heartily ready for the opening of swimming pools and the lighting of deck and patio grills, but with the Memorial Cup in full bloom last week, the news of one last blast of winter within which to watch it struck me as refreshingly novel. Michael is returned home this morning, meaning, necessarily, that he’ll know his share of 90-degree days in the three months ahead. Incidentally, he, too, grilled out back of his home last week; he just did it in a turtleneck.

An American arriving in Belle Cote after two full days’ journey is big news in town, and with each arrival Michael is feted with daily deliveries of freshly caught cod, trout, salmon, and lobster from his neighbors. The really thoughtful ones offer up a few bottles of the planet’s finest pale ale, Alexander Keiths. Some hardship, Michael’s missing out on our mosquitos and Bay Bridge gridlock.

Ice Rink melts in Hot Springs

Sometimes the headlines write themselves.

An outdoor ice rink in Hot Springs, Arkansas, was shut down on the season’s opening day on Friday … because it was melting.

Brian Leonard, ice rink manager for the Hot Springs Convention and Visitors Bureau, said about a half-hour after the rink opened, the ice had started to melt, and the rink was shut down an hour after that.

“You can see that there’s a big old pond where the skating rink is,” Leonard said.