In keeping with this Monday’s theme of sex, hockey, and more sex, Puck Daddy today offers us an overview of Alexander Ovechkin’s startlingly frank confession about his libido before and after his nightly exertions on the ice.
As in, courtesy of Russia Today:
Q. How do you prepare for the game? Is it true that you can’t have sex before the match?
OVECHKIN: Sex really helps, actually.
Q. Is that before or after the match?
OVECHKIN: Before and after.
If only the Love Guru had chronicled this instead! (“might just be the most puerile mainstream movie ever made“)
Ovi goes on in the Russia Today interview to pay politically correct homage to the attractiveness of American women before extolling the virtues of Russia’s women, a sentiment for which he has ample comrades in commiseration in this space.
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Heh. Well, whatever works for him.
Just don’t get a disease please.
If sex does that for Ovi, wonder what it would do for Puck Daddy’s commenters? A shame that the world will never find out.
I’m wondering if we should start calling him The Big O.
I think I’ll stay an arm’s length away from this story, interesting though it is. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. So….on a night when Ovie scores a hat trick, what does this imply?
Ahh…never mind.
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