For once, the NHL disciplinarians got it right. The league investigated Tortorella’s confrontation with fans last night, and determined “that Mr. Tortorella squirted a fan with water before Mr. Tortorella was doused with a beverage.”
Let tonight be known for Capitals fans as Schadenfreude Saturday… read all about it at NHL.com.
[admin edit: Here's a video clip if you haven't already seen it.]
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The Caps have to stick to the plan, play hard for sixty minutes, ignore the distractions.
Caps in seven!!!
regarding Waterbottle gate – and the endless
S L O W M O T I O N
replays on good ole Versus last night…
I am now convinced that there HAD to have been a Second Squirter.
Perhaps this was an assistant coach, amateur scout, Mo Cheese,
or a disgruntled Zamboni driver, perched somewhere on the Icy Knoll.
The only other possible explanation would involve the trajectory of
what some may call a “Magic Squirt”, that penetrated the gap in
the protective glass, bounced under the legs of the security guard,
BENT around the man in the white T-shirt, dropped through a rift
in the Space/Time continuum and struck the female fan in the head.
Impossible? Unlikely? Did Versus digitally remove crucial information?
Has the waterbottle in question been sold on eBay yet??? How many
licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
These are the mysteries of the universe, the questions that try men’s
souls, and the best of times and the worst of times. Remember man,
no matter how many times you “digitally enhance” the original footage:
Han Shot First.
Hmmm was the second squirter perhaps behind the grassy knoll?
Anyhow…let the emotional and mental meltdown of the Rags continue.
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