From Thursday’s edition (3/26) of everyone’s favorite satire source, The Onion:
Alexander Ovechkin Loses Three Teeth While Eating Breakfast
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5 Comments
Sugar-Coated Pebbles are a healthy part of a nutritious breakfast.
Ha! I laughed so hard I peed a little!
Ah, the wonders of Photoshop. Nicely done!
It’s playoff time fellas!
Krafty, rockthered.net
LET THE ONION TAKE A STICK TO THE MOUTH AND SPIT THEIR TEETH OUT ON THE ICE AND SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS. THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR IS SOMETIMES NOT FUNNY. I REALIZE IT’S SATIRE, BUT MAKING FUN OF AN INJURY? COME ON GUYS….