Like running hockey on A1. Eh 1, you say? Yea. This morning's Washington Post. I know you don't believe us, so we've screen-captured it here for you. Behold the above-the-fold, color photo of Toronto city-block-long stash of serious hardware bestowed upon AO.

But seriously, with this act of civic-minded journalism, the Post this morning has said to those remaining sports' fans in the Nation's Capital who've yet to wrap their arms around our once-in-a-generation Russian wonderkid, 'Get with the Program.'