Floor hockey came back into my life in a big way in college. Our Midwest campus had an old gym that by virtue of its age and condition was suitable only for intramural athletics. No intramural sport was as popular on campus as floor hockey. It was literally the case that hundreds of students would arrive at the gym before 8:00 on registration morning to ensure their roster submission was accepted, which if you recall the hours that undergraduates keep, was testament to devotion indeed. There were two separate leagues for floor hockey on campus, one for fraternities and one for the general student body. I competed in both, and over four years I never missed a game.

Floor hockey in college was so much more elaborate than in grade school. We played in confining boundaries forged by high-stacked wrestling mats and even partition boards on one side and the face of a stage on another. I remember lively corner and boards work from those leagues those years.

I also remember wildly creative and crude names for the teams in the general division. I’m not able to repeat my ten favorite for you in this forum, but buttonhole me at Verizon Center tomorrow night and I’ll rattle them off for you with appropriate discretion. There was something appropriately hockey about them, I remember.

My fraternity was very much a hockey one. We didn’t just love to watch and follow hockey but we were the school’s varsity hockey players. And so when it came to floor hockey in the Greek division we were very, very good. There were a lot of good hockey players in that division, but we were beastly. We’d win games occasionally by like scores of 21-2. We lost three games in the entirety of my four years there, and in all three we were without our goalie. He liked beer a bit more than the rest of our beer-loving team, I recall. We had to play without a netminder (our AWOL backstopper had the goalie gear). One of those losses, I remember, came in overtime.

It occurs to me that right at this point in the calendar there’s a fresh set of five hundred or a thousand students at my alma mater readying themselves for the start of the winter semester’s great recreational sweat, in wide smiles. How often do we in middle age pine for a return to campus, to go back in time to campus Friday nights to relive that setting’s mischief? Oh, there are a few re-dos from Frat Row I’d like to pursue, but just as much I’d like, in a flat belly, to pull low over my eyes a set of floor hockey goggles and get back at that warp-speed game of rough-and-tumble run and gun.

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Posted at 7:57 am. Filed under Alexander Ovechkin, Floor Hockey, Mike Green, Morning cup-a-joe, Washington Capitals.
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3 Comments

  1. Laura wrote:

    Great read! I believe that I was doing dance routines on roller skates at that age! In the grand scheme, I think I would have been better served by the experience as ’sturdy’ girl in goal. :)

    Friday, January 18, 2008 at 9:12 am | Permalink
  2. CKim wrote:

    I played co-ed floor hockey my freshmen year. I can’t remember how far we got in our league, but I remember this one team we played against. The guys told the small girls that were on their team to just stand on the puck if they got it. So when I’d knock the girls off with my body, I’d get called out by the ref. But I got fed up with it and yelled back at the ref, and he said, “oh… stop standing on the puck.” Thanks guy. Thanks.

    Friday, January 18, 2008 at 10:08 pm | Permalink
  3. Andrew wrote:

    Similar experience. I had a teacher in elementary school, who when feeling the hormones getting thick, would announce a hockey break. We would all grab our sticks and hit the blacktop for 20 mins of stick and ball.

    Not only did this happen 2-3 times a week on a random basis, but it was also the cornerstone of many recesses and after school unscheduled fun. And this was here in DC!

    Saturday, January 19, 2008 at 7:27 am | Permalink

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