DJ Gallo, creator of the SportsPickle and writer for ESPN’s Page 2, provides fans of other sports an NHL primer for this season. Funny stuff, including:
John Tortorella = Tom Coughlin
The Tampa Bay Lightning coach is disliked by many of his players. In fact, in March when Tom Coughlin joked he was the second-most hated person in world history behind Hitler, the actual full quote was this: “Hitler and then me, in that order … and third is John Tortorella, followed closely by whoever it was that signed Dane Cook to a movie deal, followed by Pol Pot.”Patrick Kane =
Greg OdenKevin Durant
The No. 1 overall selection in June’s draft will be asked to come in and immediately contribute to the Chicago Blackhawks. My prediction is that he will do that with flying colors because if you have ever seen the Blackhawks play, he can improve the team simply by knowing how to skate and not regularly scoring own-goals.
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Nice bit by ESPN there. Hey, whatever gets people to flip to Versus or [local media outlet].
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