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Refuse and Redeemers


Some summer dreaming: imagine that we can recast -- overhaul -- that which exists as the lamentable in the contemporary pro sports landscape. It would be within our power to vanquish the hooligans, the record-stealing cheaters, and the greed merchants, all of them, and replace them with clones of quality character, of athletics' admiration-worthy. One stipulation: we select our replacements from the present or the recent past, to illustrate that there are in uniform better angels already among us. (Just not enough of them) I welcome your additions.

To be silent about today's status quo is to be complicit in it, no?

Refuse Redeemers
Barry Bonds Cal, T. Gwynn, Griffey, Jr.
Pac Man Jones Pat Tillman
Michael Vick Chris Clark
Terrell Owens Tiger Woods
Daniel Snyder, Peter Angelos Ted Leonsis
ESPN TSN
Maimi vs. Florida International Army vs. Navy
Michelle Wie's parents Alexander Ovechkin's parents
Cincinnati Bengals Pass Right
NBA posse/All Star Weekends Hershey Bears' fans, fan roadtrips
Bud Selig, Enabling Commishes Bart Giamatti
The Tour de France The Marine Corps Marathon
Modern, lab-generated Olympians Special Olympians
Pacers vs. Pistons The Beanpot
Kornheiser, Wilbon Most bloggers

 

BallHype: hype it up!


Discussion

11 Comments on "Refuse and Redeemers"

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Posted by OrderedChaos, August 2, 2007 5:06 PM

Nick Saban

Tim Donohogue

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Posted by SovSport, August 2, 2007 5:32 PM

Caps v Canes 8 times a year ---> Caps v Pens 8 times a year

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Posted by pucksandbooks, August 2, 2007 5:44 PM

Good one, D!

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Posted by maruk, August 2, 2007 6:24 PM

Mick McGough ---> Mr. McGoo
Jaromir Jagr ---> Steve Yzerman

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Posted by rink raith, August 2, 2007 6:33 PM

Don Cherry

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Posted by Strikeman, August 2, 2007 6:46 PM

Sean Avery ->> Killer Kaminski

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Posted by Vogs, August 2, 2007 6:58 PM

hockeybuzz.com

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Posted by SovSport, August 2, 2007 7:08 PM

Vogs,

That's a given!

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Posted by odessasteps, August 2, 2007 9:42 PM

with you all the way up until the last one.

BCS

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Posted by odessasteps, August 2, 2007 9:43 PM

Whoops, my picks disappeared.

BCS ... frozen four
Versus ... NHL center Ice
sports radio ... XM 209

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Posted by Strikeman, August 2, 2007 10:01 PM

more like

Versus -> HNIC

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