(I know… not really PP guys, but why the hell not)
Job: two-way forward
Signature Move: Shorthanded Goals
Strengths: Shooting, Faceoffs, Passing
Weaknessess: Strength
Injury Problems? knee/leg
Equipment: Full visor, Joffa helmet
Nemesis: Denis Potvin
Scandal Involvement: Improper acceptance of free Guinness
Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: Detriot Red Wings or Edmonton Oilers
What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Drink Guinness out of it
Would the media love me or hate me? indifferent

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 2:25 pm | Permalink
  • OrderedChaos wrote:

    Team: Kansas City Penguins
    Uniform Number: 42 (R.I.P. Douglas Adams)
    Position: Left Wing
    Nickname: (teammates decide)
    Dream Linemates: Dale Hunter, Mike Bossy
    Rounding out the PP: Bobby Orr, Al MacInnis, Martin Brodeur
    Job: score
    Signature Move: Inside-out move leading to backhanded goals
    Strengths: wristers & backhanders; creative passing; bull along the boards
    Weaknessess: positional play (need a defensively responsible center linemate); booming but inaccurate slap shot
    Injury Problems? knees… after all my first ACL tear occurred while playing hockey IRL
    Equipment: Yes
    Nemeses: Skeletor; Gary Bettman; Darcy Tucker
    Scandal Involvement: The lack of scandal involvement is positively scandalous
    Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: Montreal Canadiens
    What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Take it to Heidelberg, Germany, and fill it with Schlosser Alt bier
    Would the media love me or hate me? local: love me; everywhere else: love to hate me

    Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 10:56 pm | Permalink
  • Sherry wrote:

    “Also, someone should really tag Paul for pointing at the sandbox, but not playing in it.”

    I think somebody already has actually. We must now all just wait in anticipation :P

    Thursday, February 1, 2007 at 12:25 am | Permalink
  • spark wrote:

    Team: Winnipeg Jets

    Uniform Number: 72

    Position: Offense-minded d-man, PP quarterback

    Nickname: teammates would decide, but considering my last name it’d almost assuredly be “Sparky”

    Dream Linemate: Scott Stevens

    Rounding out the PP: Mario Lemieux/Wayne Gretzky, Mike Bossy, Brendan Shanahan, Martin Brodeur

    Job: fly through the air with the greatest of ease

    Signature Move: meh. I’d think good players work, they don’t rely on a trick or two

    Strengths: creative passing, positional play, anticipation

    Weaknessess: not overly tough, mediocre slapper, unexceptional dressing room presence

    Injury Problems? back, wrists

    Equipment: Cooperalls

    Nemeses: Martin St. Louis, Gary Bettman

    Scandal Involvement: Dumping Denise Richards for Jennifer Connelly

    Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: New York Rangers

    What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Take it with me camping in Northern Ontario, drink a few Labatt 50’s out of it, fall asleep beside it with Loons crying on the lake. (Why are you looking at me like that?)

    Would the media love me or hate me? Depends: Does the media like cliches? That’d be me I’m afraid.

    Friday, February 2, 2007 at 11:02 pm | Permalink
  • Matthew Macaskill wrote:

    Right here:

    http://currenthabshistory.blogspot.com/2007/01/tagged-if-i-were-hockey-player.html

    Enjoi.

    Saturday, February 3, 2007 at 2:23 am | Permalink

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