Comments on: If I Were a Hockey Player http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/ A Haven for the Hockey Malnourished Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:28:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Matthew Macaskill http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1666 Matthew Macaskill Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:23:07 +0000 http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1666 Right here: http://currenthabshistory.blogspot.com/2007/01/tagged-if-i-were-hockey-player.html Enjoi. Right here:

http://currenthabshistory.blogspot.com/2007/01/tagged-if-i-were-hockey-player.html

Enjoi.

]]> By: spark http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1663 spark Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:02:29 +0000 http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1663 Team: Winnipeg Jets Uniform Number: 72 Position: Offense-minded d-man, PP quarterback Nickname: teammates would decide, but considering my last name it'd almost assuredly be "Sparky" Dream Linemate: Scott Stevens Rounding out the PP: Mario Lemieux/Wayne Gretzky, Mike Bossy, Brendan Shanahan, Martin Brodeur Job: fly through the air with the greatest of ease Signature Move: meh. I'd think good players work, they don't rely on a trick or two Strengths: creative passing, positional play, anticipation Weaknessess: not overly tough, mediocre slapper, unexceptional dressing room presence Injury Problems? back, wrists Equipment: Cooperalls Nemeses: Martin St. Louis, Gary Bettman Scandal Involvement: Dumping Denise Richards for Jennifer Connelly Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: New York Rangers What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Take it with me camping in Northern Ontario, drink a few Labatt 50's out of it, fall asleep beside it with Loons crying on the lake. (Why are you looking at me like that?) Would the media love me or hate me? Depends: Does the media like cliches? That'd be me I'm afraid. Team: Winnipeg Jets

Uniform Number: 72

Position: Offense-minded d-man, PP quarterback

Nickname: teammates would decide, but considering my last name it’d almost assuredly be “Sparky”

Dream Linemate: Scott Stevens

Rounding out the PP: Mario Lemieux/Wayne Gretzky, Mike Bossy, Brendan Shanahan, Martin Brodeur

Job: fly through the air with the greatest of ease

Signature Move: meh. I’d think good players work, they don’t rely on a trick or two

Strengths: creative passing, positional play, anticipation

Weaknessess: not overly tough, mediocre slapper, unexceptional dressing room presence

Injury Problems? back, wrists

Equipment: Cooperalls

Nemeses: Martin St. Louis, Gary Bettman

Scandal Involvement: Dumping Denise Richards for Jennifer Connelly

Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: New York Rangers

What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Take it with me camping in Northern Ontario, drink a few Labatt 50’s out of it, fall asleep beside it with Loons crying on the lake. (Why are you looking at me like that?)

Would the media love me or hate me? Depends: Does the media like cliches? That’d be me I’m afraid.

]]> By: Sherry http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1598 Sherry Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:25:11 +0000 http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1598 "Also, someone should really tag Paul for pointing at the sandbox, but not playing in it." I think somebody already has actually. We must now all just wait in anticipation :P “Also, someone should really tag Paul for pointing at the sandbox, but not playing in it.”

I think somebody already has actually. We must now all just wait in anticipation :P

]]> By: OrderedChaos http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1597 OrderedChaos Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:56:52 +0000 http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1597 <strong>Team:</strong> Kansas City Penguins <strong>Uniform Number:</strong> 42 (R.I.P. Douglas Adams) <strong>Position:</strong> Left Wing <strong>Nickname:</strong> (teammates decide) <strong>Dream Linemates:</strong> Dale Hunter, Mike Bossy <strong>Rounding out the PP:</strong> Bobby Orr, Al MacInnis, Martin Brodeur <strong>Job:</strong> score <strong>Signature Move:</strong> Inside-out move leading to backhanded goals <strong>Strengths:</strong> wristers & backhanders; creative passing; bull along the boards <strong>Weaknessess:</strong> positional play (need a defensively responsible center linemate); booming but inaccurate slap shot <strong>Injury Problems?</strong> knees... after all my first ACL tear occurred while playing hockey IRL <strong>Equipment:</strong> Yes <strong>Nemeses:</strong> Skeletor; Gary Bettman; Darcy Tucker <strong>Scandal Involvement:</strong> The lack of scandal involvement is positively scandalous <strong>Who I'd face in the Stanley Cup Finals:</strong> Montreal Canadiens <strong>What I'd do with the Stanley Cup after our victory:</strong> Take it to Heidelberg, Germany, and fill it with Schlosser Alt bier <strong>Would the media love me or hate me?</strong> local: love me; everywhere else: love to hate me Team: Kansas City Penguins
Uniform Number: 42 (R.I.P. Douglas Adams)
Position: Left Wing
Nickname: (teammates decide)
Dream Linemates: Dale Hunter, Mike Bossy
Rounding out the PP: Bobby Orr, Al MacInnis, Martin Brodeur
Job: score
Signature Move: Inside-out move leading to backhanded goals
Strengths: wristers & backhanders; creative passing; bull along the boards
Weaknessess: positional play (need a defensively responsible center linemate); booming but inaccurate slap shot
Injury Problems? knees… after all my first ACL tear occurred while playing hockey IRL
Equipment: Yes
Nemeses: Skeletor; Gary Bettman; Darcy Tucker
Scandal Involvement: The lack of scandal involvement is positively scandalous
Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: Montreal Canadiens
What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Take it to Heidelberg, Germany, and fill it with Schlosser Alt bier
Would the media love me or hate me? local: love me; everywhere else: love to hate me

]]> By: Gustafsson http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1582 Gustafsson Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:25:11 +0000 http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/01/31/if-i-were-a-hockey-player/#comment-1582 Going old school here: <strong>Team:</strong> Washington Capitals <strong> Uniform Number:</strong> 16 (obviously) <strong> Position:</strong> Right Wing <strong> Nickname:</strong> You don't choose your own nickname <strong> Dream Linemates:</strong> Mike Gartner & Dave Christian <strong> Rounding out the PP:</strong> Scott Stevens, Rod Langway<em> (I know... not really PP guys, but why the hell not)</em> <strong> Job:</strong> two-way forward <strong> Signature Move:</strong> Shorthanded Goals <strong> Strengths:</strong> Shooting, Faceoffs, Passing <strong> Weaknessess:</strong> Strength <strong> Injury Problems?</strong> knee/leg <strong> Equipment:</strong> Full visor, Joffa helmet <strong> Nemesis:</strong> Denis Potvin <strong> Scandal Involvement:</strong> Improper acceptance of free Guinness <strong>Who I'd face in the Stanley Cup Finals:</strong> Detriot Red Wings or Edmonton Oilers <strong>What I'd do with the Stanley Cup after our victory:</strong> Drink Guinness out of it <strong>Would the media love me or hate me?</strong> indifferent Going old school here:

Team: Washington Capitals
Uniform Number: 16 (obviously)
Position: Right Wing
Nickname: You don’t choose your own nickname
Dream Linemates: Mike Gartner & Dave Christian
Rounding out the PP: Scott Stevens, Rod Langway (I know… not really PP guys, but why the hell not)
Job: two-way forward
Signature Move: Shorthanded Goals
Strengths: Shooting, Faceoffs, Passing
Weaknessess: Strength
Injury Problems? knee/leg
Equipment: Full visor, Joffa helmet
Nemesis: Denis Potvin
Scandal Involvement: Improper acceptance of free Guinness
Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: Detriot Red Wings or Edmonton Oilers
What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Drink Guinness out of it
Would the media love me or hate me? indifferent

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