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God Signs the Sabres Fan Petition


In the Book of Genesis, the dawn of creation is ushered in with God's order of "Let there be light." A story of remarkable destruction occurred late last week in Buffalo, N.Y., when God was introduced to the offseason uniform redesign of the Sabres. He thundered an Indian Summer blizzard upon the residence of the perpetrators, extinguishing power for hundreds of thousands of Buffalo-ans.

"There shall be no light with which to view this abomination," He seemed to be saying.

Last night's Versus broadcast of Buffalo-Philthy showcased the commendable portion of Sabres management's offseason uniform redesign: the return to the team's original colors and insignia. They looked fantastic.

However, what the nation saw on television last night actually serves as Buffalo's third -- or alternative -- sweater, and therefore wears as the fashion exception to the ruling abomination they normally will skate in this season:

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BallHype: hype it up!


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3 Comments on "God Signs the Sabres Fan Petition"

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Posted by Gustafsson, October 18, 2006 6:57 PM

And yet "from Sept. 23-Oct. 16, sales of Buffalo Sabres merchandise was up almost 900% compared to the same period a year ago."

I think you are correct in that everyone loves a frontrunner, and will pay to be one of the masses, taste excluded. Although one aspect of the vintage sweater phenominon you are missing is the passage of time.... or the posibility that it's not the Vancouver fans buying the "V" sweater, but the blind.

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Posted by pucksandbooks, October 18, 2006 7:00 PM

I'm not sure even the underclothed homeless in February Ottawa should be placed in those 'V' sweaters! Incidentally, Coach Hanlon once tended goal in them.

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Posted by bonzilla, October 21, 2006 3:44 PM

The hideous beast reflects the trajectory of a properly phlegmed and well-launched lugie.

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